next time you are preparing to give a hadshoot to a npc....you better dont

wow...when did Germany become the home of the p*****s? IT'S A GAME, just give it the damned adults only rating if you want but JAIL TIME?! GTFO of the europes!
 
Thank god I don't live there. At least they make good beer, so it's not a total loss.
 
Germany just hasn't been the same since it was castrated.
 
sure jack thompson will move to germany
 
they blame video games for almost any crime possible

"He raped his mother, killed his dog, cut the trees in his neighbors yard so they would fall on the house, stole a car and rammed it into a police officer, and hijacked a space shuttle!"

Htler: "THERE WAS NO HOLOCAUST!

...>_>
<_<
..Damned GTA."
 
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?



they are gonna ban games and treat us like us gamers like shit.
 
I'm going to call the police because you killed me in multiplayer!!
 
I always knew you guys who were better than me in FPS games would finally have your ass handed to you. :cheese:

But, too bad none of you live in germany. :(


Really retarded if that goes into effect. If they arrest one, they'd have to arrest the thousands upon thousands of gamers in the country, just so they could all see how stupid it is, and then release all those people.

Seriously... if a law like that went into effect, you'd have to make a very public showing of how so many people do it, and that the law enforcement shouldn't be allowed to discriminate who they arrest and who they don't. Take your violent games, go to the courthouses with them... bring the media, and kill people on your games.

It'd make a point at least.
 
Don't worry sinko, in holland we have smart people.


Partly I feel bad for them, but on the other hand; 80% LESS CHEATERS IN CSS WOOOOOOT
 
Don't worry sinko, in holland we have smart people.


Partly I feel bad for them, but on the other hand; 80% LESS CHEATERS IN CSS WOOOOOOT

Germans make up 80% of counter strike source cheaters? :O
 
From my experience, no, more like 99%, but I took human error in the calculation.
 
Lolocaust.

lollercaustsa0.gif
 
They actually made this law????

Or is it still in the drafting stage?
 
Stupidity at its finest hour, gentlemen.
 
incredibly stupid but entirely suprising
wasn't it Germany that required that all the humanoid enemies in halflife be replaced with robots
 
LOL at the retards.

...


Shit, they're like right next to me.
 
Huh yes the USK!

Ritual's QA gyroscope Michael Russell has started a new series of articles on his personal blog, detailing the changes that were required in order for SiN Episodes: Emergence to get its USK rating, thus approving it for sale in Germany:

I'll be discussing the change itself, the reasoning behind the change, and show that there are no gameplay ramifications from the changes. The six changes that we are going to be going over are ragdoll physics, fire, gibs, jetpack deaths, civilians/unarmed characters and applied forces. Saddle up, this is going to get interesting...

Part 1 is up now and covers the handling of civilians as well as unarmed enemies. Here's a clip from that:

[...] At this point, we had two choices. We could take the easy road and just make civilians and unarmed enemies (like the U4 technicians) invincible. Had we done this, people who purchased the USK version would get an experience similar to other games where when they come across a civilian, they can't really do anything…the civilian is just for show. The second choice would be to make it so that civilians don't express fear to the player.

More
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http://www.romsteady.net/blog/2006/11/sin-and-usk-part-1.html
http://www.ritualistic.com/content.php/articles/061205_sin_usk.php
http://www.ritualistic.com/content.php/articles/061212_sin_usk.php

:|
 
The picture in the second article made me rofl.

Is it just me, or is it strangely remeniscent of another time in German history...
 
Hence the reason the company producing Crysis are on the verge of leaving Germany for a nice spot in the U.S.A courtesy of EA.
 
Wasn't aware the company producing Crysis was in Germany.

MIEN EN TROUSELBARFIN IST DINE UBER SAUSAGE
 
Wasn't aware the company producing Crysis was in Germany.

MIEN EN TROUSELBARFIN IST DINE UBER SAUSAGE

All I got from that was sausage, so maybe you're implying Crysis should eat your sausage?

Please translate.
 
Guys, the lolocaust jokes aren't in that great taste in a thread about Germany.

But this is the most retarded law I've ever seen.

Can people really be that ****ing stupid?
 
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