Nice place you got here!

[Aurora]

Hello! Joined yesterday Try to understand - never saw so much fans of my favorite game! I feel like this place is a paradise! Hard rock, Enigma and Half Life are the most important things in my life. Now this place joines to my fav stuff! I LOVE THIS FORUM!
I hope you think that way too. :dork:
My name is Aurora, I'm from Asia - won't tell you where, you don't know that country anyway - and I actually grew up on games like HL. And since I was four Gordon Freeman is my favorite ever. Anyone who says that he's a dork messes with me!
Am I to pink and loving? Maybe I'll change my style to grey someday.

 

[Zephos]

Nice on the outside, but then you delve deeper and deeper inside until YOU LOSE YOUR GOD DAMN SANITY IN THIS HELL HOLE!

Welcome.

 

[Steven]

I hate this forum, the colour pink, games like Half-Life, Gordon Freeman, hard rock and enigma. Just ****ing hate.

 

[$kelet0r]

Hate

and welcome

 

[Danimal]

FEMALES!

Battle Stations!

 

[Zephos]

FEMALES!

Been quite a lot of them around these forums lately hasn't thar.

 

[Danimal]

The shields must be down, bring me the sapphires of Alakazeem!

[Quest Log Updated]

 

[$kelet0r]

women??? man the torpedoes!


<.<
>.>

 

[Steven]

FEMALES!

Battle Stations!

He/she hasn't actually said anything about their gender. If he/she is a female, that'd just add to the hate.

 

[Aurora]

You hate females? What for? I'm a girl, what's so awful about it? I can't change my gender just because I like Half Life, right? What about equal rights and loving humanity? I think I lost my way and came to a "men only" paradise. Talk about warm welcome much!

 

[Dynasty]

Just ignore them Aurora, they are the products of many moons scanning and posting on these forums lol. This place is the new face of brainwashing.

Welcome though! Now, sit so we can implant this behaviour chip...

 

[99.vikram]

You hate females? What for? I'm a girl, what's so awful about it? I can't change my gender just because I like Half Life, right? What about equal rights and loving humanity? I think I lost my way and came to a "men only" paradise. Talk about warm welcome much!

I think (hope) they were being sarcastic. Welcome to this lovely paradise - from Hell !!111!!!!11

 

[Aurora]

Glad to see a couple of normal people here. I won't misbehave, I promise! I DON'T LIKE BEHAVIOUR CHIPS! *taking out a flame thrower*

 

[Tyguy]

Welcome, I have no witty technological or star trek babble to associate you joining so I will have to settle with HI!

 

[Krynn72]

Just know one thing! Whenever someone mentions something called 4chan.... for the love of god just ignore it.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Good advice. Welcome Aurora, welcome to halflife2.net, it's safer here. There's a few other females about luckily, you won't be hounded hopefully. Hope you find all your needs catered for here. Stick-a-round.

 

[Steven]

You hate females? What for? I'm a girl, what's so awful about it? I can't change my gender just because I like Half Life, right? What about equal rights and loving humanity? I think I lost my way and came to a "men only" paradise. Talk about warm welcome much!

HATE
Did I mention behaviour chips are the bomb?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

LOVE

..........Uh......

No.

Welcome.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Glad to see a couple of normal people here. I won't misbehave, I promise! I DON'T LIKE BEHAVIOUR CHIPS! *taking out a flame thrower*

*twitch* Resistance is *twitch* F-f-utile *twitch*

 

[JNightshade]

Hi!

 

[Lucid]

Hi!

Worst. welcome. ever.








Hi!

 

[Danimal]

You hate females? What for? I'm a girl, what's so awful about it? I can't change my gender just because I like Half Life, right? What about equal rights and loving humanity? I think I lost my way and came to a "men only" paradise. Talk about warm welcome much!

I was joking.




lol.

 

[Steven]

I wasn't.

 

[Aurora]

Kill Stivi! Send kivi! Harsh, are you? I just hope you're not Irish.

 

[Azner]

Spaminamal... Relax on him, hes always joking... except for mabye that time when he blocked and deleted me on msn messenger... ah...

Bah, Welcome

 

[Ennui]

welcome.

try not to let this place eat you.

 

[99.vikram]

Mmmmm....ME HUNGRY!!!

 

[Azner]

Grabs electro pole

STAY BACK!

summons acklay to kill vickram

 

[Steven]

Kill Stivi! Send kivi! Harsh, are you? I just hope you're not Irish.

pfft, good luck killing an Irishmen.

 

[Steve]

What's Enigma?

On another note, why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN!

/sexism (for now)

 

[Aurora]

Enigma.... well, it is cool music. It's a band or something like it. I couldn't even imagine, that somebody doesn't know what it is.

 

[Steve]

Then you have a poorly developed world view.

Anyway, welcome! I forgot that. Sorry.