Nigerian police arrest goat for armed robbery

[CptStern]

you just cant make this shit up:

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_nigeria_robbery_goat;_ylt=AioynFHg9u.Kjhk6wRZjDhHtiBIF

 

[Rizzo]

wow...

wowchar

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Cute.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Hey, I look pretty good in that pic.

 

[Raziaar]

If you watch it long enough, it'll turn back into an armed robber. He can't channel the energy for too long, even if he is the greatest of them all.

 

[CyberPitz]

Hey, I look pretty good in that pic.

Ha, that's a picture of my butt! SULKDODDS LOOKS LIKE MY BUTT!

 

[taviow]

You should really have turned into something like a fly so you would never be found again.

 

[CptStern]

Hey, I look pretty good in that pic.

funny I'd never have mistaken you for the criminal type. you're BAAAAAAAD

 

[Sulkdodds]

I went off the rails when I was a still a kid.

 

[CptStern]

it behooves me to inform you that you were a homely kid

 

[Sulkdodds]

More like homie. I began stealing at a very young age and I was never able to buck the trend. Not even my nanny could stop me.

 

[Tyguy]

i don't often break out into laughter by reading a thread title but holy shit

it's gonna be rough getting all those prison tats under that fur

 

[staticprimer]

I had read the thread title as "Nigerian police arrest ghost for armed robbery" but strangely enough, this is more believable.

 

[Tyguy]

ghosts can't fit into handcuffs, silly!

 

[Eejit]

There's a Nigerian in my class who occasionally comes out with the wierdest statements about Voodoo. And he's doing a gorram science degree.

 

[Laivasse]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that shapeshifting robbergoats don't exist.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

NIGERian. That means they're stupid.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

What's your excuse?

 

[CptStern]

NIGERian. That means they're stupid.

except it's pronounced NYE-jer, dum dum

 

[highlander]

Hahaahaha


oh wow.

 

[Iron Kat]

I've always said goats were evil!!!
Roflmao, that's the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time!!

 

[Dan]

The goat should go to prison for what it did, case closed.

 

[Eejit]

It'd be a popular inmate no doubt.

 

[The Monkey]

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.

You can hardly call Nigeria a nation.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

It'd be a popular inmate no doubt.

i c wut u did thar

 

[nurizeko]

Africans are weird like that.

Just like East Asians and the weird shit they believe, or Middle-Easterners and their silly Islam, and if I have to hear another whitey middle-class noob talk about the fanciful notions of "end poverty" and "climate chainge niaow!, u can haz ended it wiff buyin' fake non-existint thing leik carbon creditz" I am going to have to go slap them then every person who's hand a and in bringing them up and educating them.




But yeah, people can believe some weird shit.

 

[Seppo]

First I laughed at how incredibly stupid these people are, but now I just pity them.

 

[Krynn72]

What? You guys can't do that?

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