No matter how great of a birthday you have had, you will never top this

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Endless gifts, millions of people singing and appluading, vast army marching together with tanks, horses and even airplanes in the skies. Leaders around the world comes to congratulate you. Huge monuments created just for you. Your flags raised everywhere and all city streets are given to your parade together with orchestra music. You are given the most expensive new shiny car to roll around in to show off to the world. All this broadcasted across the world for millions to see. Yes, even tho hes one of the most evil and hated man on earth, he still had a better birthday than any of us will ever even come close to having. :x

 
Is it December 25th yet? Huh? Is it?! I don't think so, we all know that's Jesus's birfday. ;)

ACtually it's believed he was born sometime is April. December 25 is suspiciously close to the winter solstice, which matches the church's attempt to gain more followers by adjusting the religion to mirror pagan tradition.


:p
 
Emporius please tell me that your sig is from Enders or something

if so... <3<3<3
 
Ender's Game right? Bean was talking about that quote in a book I was reading just now and I thought it was him for a second. God I love those books.

<3<3<3<3
 
Ender's Game right? Bean was talking about that quote in a book I was reading just now and I thought it was him for a second. God I love those books.

<3<3<3<3

Ender's Game is my bible. We need a club.
 
So much agreement! Unfortunately I decided to start taking a break from HL2.net today. I'll post on my own profile and we will continue the discussion of this awesome later.
 
ACtually it's believed he was born sometime is April. December 25 is suspiciously close to the winter solstice, which matches the church's attempt to gain more followers by adjusting the religion to mirror pagan tradition.


:p

No comrade, its believed he was born around October and September according to the Jewish Calendar since it was around Passover. And yeah Christmas was adopted from a pagan tradition... BUT PRESENTS :D
 
When you get this...

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... tanks, parades, millions of people and all other flashy celebrations seem to lose value.
 
He couldn't. Seems like he was shooting blanks the whole time...


And I wonder if he got one of those cheesey 'Your 50!' cards. One of those ones with the grumpy old man in a chair with a sarcastic comment at the bottom really wouldn't be appropriate.
 
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