No, seriously, this is hilarious.

[koncept]

I almost shat my pants when i saw the "hl2 has gone gold" announcement... i could literally feel the poop coming out, but i had to hold it in. I couldn't let it come out all of the way. I could feel the tip of the poop head getting disconnected from the rest of the poop log. then i had to change underwear and go wipe myself.

thank you for your time.

 

[Eon Blue]

That's kind of gross :\

 

[joule]

:x
Not hilarious. Just sick.

 

[Silent_night]

ok , but did u have to tell us , eww

 

[Jesus Lincoln]

Theres a spam forum now

 

[KNoX]

LOL I JUST laghed sooOOOo hard the poop log haha

 

[Wicked Spider]

Rofl i thought it was funny

 

[koncept]

hahahahahaahahahh sorry, thats the beer talkin.

 

[muka3d]

This is so sick. This forum has turned you all into crazed beasts. Then again, you have every right, the 2nd most important day for many of your lives has just come, the most important being actual release.

 

[koncept]

This is so sick. This forum has turned you all into crazed beasts. Then again, you have every right, the 2nd most important day for many of your lives has just come, the most important being actual release.

and thats all that matters bro! haha!

 

[Jesus Lincoln]

The mods are smart --they created the spam forum for a reason, so that 12 year olds come home and shit their pants with 8 threads saying

OMFG ITSZ GOLD STEAM ROXORZ THE BIG ONE11111

 

[zex]

I think you're kind of a pansy for not going through with the whole process.

 

[Adrien C]

Wtf ????

 

[Homer]

Once you realise that halflife2 has made you a fecopheliac its time to swich to dnf.

Because brother, thats not normal.

 

[Kazuki_Fuse]

Hhahahahahaha poo log, hahahahaahahaha, man that's the weirdest description...I like. Come nov16 though and methinks I'll be creaming my pants! Now that's gross!

 

[koncept]

The mods are smart --they created the spam forum for a reason, so that 12 year olds come home and shit their pants with 8 threads saying

OMFG ITSZ GOLD STEAM ROXORZ THE BIG ONE11111

excuse me but i'm 18... it's ok... your mistake or "ur bad".

 

[Adrien C]

How can someone shit itself for a game ?

 

[nw909]

Hhahahahahaha poo log, hahahahaahahaha, man that's the weirdest description...I like. Come nov16 though and methinks I'll be creaming my pants! Now that's gross!

You have to be over puberty before that can happen, just to tell you.

Spoiler

j/k

 

[Capello]

how is it funny, i was so happy.

 

[koncept]

How can someone shit itself for a game ?

well... lets see, i saw half life 2 announced gold... there ya go.

miracle isn't it.

 

[Alau]

I SOOOO needed to read that. Next time post a warning >_<

 

[koncept]

I SOOOO needed to read that. Next time post a warning >_<

i did, it says "no, seriously, this is hilarious", i warned you. don't laugh yourself to death there buddy!

wow i think this is almost the fastest growing thread i've seen.... interesting/

btw, any word on team fortress 2?

 

[Darknight]

omg hi thats is teh hotzors kthxbai

 

[DeViouS]

quit now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >_<

 

[muka3d]

and thats all that matters bro! haha!

lol NICE!! It's so true! Everyone, crap with me now!

 

[koncept]

quit now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >_<

muaAHAHAHAA

 

[BetaMaster]

I'm gonna have nightmares about visualizing this post now....
Thanks, man. No, really. Thanks.

 

[koncept]

I'm gonna have nightmares about visualizing this post now....
Thanks, man. No, really. Thanks.

no prob bro. :cheers:

 

[KNoX]

stop freaking out at him it was funny

 

[denlife7]

I'd like to buy this guy a cork!!

 

[BetaMaster]

Actually, now that I think about it, seriously, thanks.
I haven't remembered a dream in over two years. A little dream-remembering will do me good.

And scar me for life, but that's beside the point.

 

[koncept]

Actually, now that I think about it, seriously, thanks.
I haven't remembered a dream in over two years. A little dream-remembering will do me good.

And scar me for life, but that's beside the point.

lmfao!!

 

[johnnypoopoopant]

ewww thats nasty

 

[Aceallways]

the same thing happened to me

 

[Dr. A]

ewww thats nasty

that's kinda ironic considering ur name...

 

[Kazuki_Fuse]

You have to be over puberty before that can happen, just to tell you.

That is indeed true. You know I saw on Oprah once a guy that never went through puberty? And one day his nipples were excreating some liquid and hurting and shit, this was when he was in his mid 20's, so they put him on hormones an he said he went through puberty in like a week after that. Anyone else see that?
It was pretty wacked.

 

[Ownzed]

Rofl. My bro told me right as I got in the door. I was like "Are you serious!?" Then I was all "KICK ASS!"

 

[sHm0zY]

LMAO
i think its funny
I was excited on the first "gold relece"