Not all soccer(football) injuries are fake!

[Raziaar]

http://www.newsday.com/sports/college/women-s-soccer-player-suspended-for-dirty-play-1.1570752

Wow, what a ****! I wonder if it's roid rage!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvEobeNfGcc&feature=player_embedded#

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp2DbvWmu4M

 

[Tyguy]

CATFIGHT!!!!

 

[lame-o]

why is this so funny? because I'm sexist? or is it because it's just so ridiculously stupid?

EDIT: OMFG LAWL, look at the slowmo of the one where the girl with the long ponytail gets tripped and goes face first into the grass, and watch as the red player who gets the ball lightly kicks it at her face. I had to watch that over and over again and could not stop lolling.

First time I actually feel Bodies Hit the Floor is a good song to listen to while watching those clips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LPIUI_CY44&NR=1

 

[15357]

Can't see first vid due to copyright reasons, but second vid tells it all, I suppose.



Lol. She should have been kicked out for that. She could have broke her neck.

Anyway +1 reason not to stick around athletic women types.

 

[Remus]

Anyway +1 reason not to stick around athletic women types.

It's OK, you do have your standard issue assault rifle handy don't you?

 

[15357]

It's OK, you do have your standard issue assault rifle handy don't you?

Eh, she certainly seems capable of taking it away and shooting me.

 

[Raziaar]

why is this so funny? because I'm sexist? or is it because it's just so ridiculously stupid?

EDIT: OMFG LAWL, look at the slowmo of the one where the girl with the long ponytail gets tripped and goes face first into the grass, and watch as the red player who gets the ball lightly kicks it at her face. I had to watch that over and over again and could not stop lolling.

It turns out that the chick who kicked the ball at her face WAS the chick. LOL.

"Match officials assessed only a single penalty against Lambert, a yellow card for kicking the ball into the face of a fallen opponent in minute 76."

"I am deeply and wholeheartedly regretful for my actions. My actions were uncalled for. I let my emotions get the best of me in a heated situation. I take full responsibility for my actions and accept any punishment felt necessary from the coaching staff and UNM administration. This is in no way indicative of my character or the soccer player that I am. I am sorry to my coaches and teammates for any and all damages I have brought upon them. I am especially sorry to BYU and the BYU women's soccer players that were personally affected by my actions. I have the utmost respect for the BYU women's soccer program and its players."

Sounds like a god damn lawyer representing her wrote that statement.

Kassidy Shumway (#21) was pulled to the ground by her ponytail, and tripped twice during possession contests. Lambert was assessed a yellow card for kicking the ball into her face following a trip by Lambert's teammate.

ROFL. It looks like the chick that got yanked down by her pony tail was the same girl who got kicked in the head by the ball after being tripped. Man, that girl can't catch a break! Poor thing.

 

[flamingdts]

Beautiful

 

[PvtRyan]

She'd hit me.

First time I actually feel Bodies Hit the Floor is a good song to listen to while watching those clips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LPIUI_CY44&NR=1

I always thought it fit this one really, really well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZkKcIWWX5g

 

[jimbo118]

She'd hit me.

This.

but yeah female college football = srs business.

The attendances for the games will prolly skyrocket now lol.

 

[MJ12]

Does anyone else find this somewhat arousing?

Wow, what a ****! I wonder if it's roid rage! [/QUOTE] they call it pms

 

[Shyam]

wow makes those men footballers seem pansies.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I think they do a good enough job of that themselves.

 

[Shyam]

I think they do a good enough job of that themselves.

Yeah, I can't remember the game but when a guy tried to slide tackle the opponent, his foot was nowhere near his body and he just fell to the ground crying like a baby. I was thinking WTF ?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I rofl'd at the first time i saw the ponytail pull. I'd totally go to these games.

 

[Maestro]

If I was the girl taking that punishment I'd ram an elbow into that defense player's nose, repeatedly. Maybe even lock her down in a choke to teach her a lesson.

 

[Azner]

Noob.
If you're going to play dirty, touch the ball first, then go all out.

 

[Anthraxxx]

Is it just me, or is the girl that gets her ponytail yanked really cute?

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

The one that took a punch to the scapula deserved the retribution IMO.