Not your grandpappy's Android

[CptStern]

I thought this had to be a fake, but it's not

it's a freakin Replicant

can sex andriods be all that far off ..and would you want to have one malfunction during the deed? makes castration seem tame in comparison :O


here's more info and pics

 

[SimonomiS]

Christ, thats scarily real-looking. Sounds even more so in the description.





....Can't wait for the sexbots.

EDIT: First link looks much more convincing, might be the angle and lighting.

EDIT #2: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[h00dlum]

The movie clips is really slow to download :/

 

[CptStern]

Christ, thats scarily real-looking. Sounds even more so in the description.





....Can't wait for the sexbots.

EDIT: First link looks much more convincing, might be the angle and lighting.

ya I agree ...but the second link is just as scary ...I can just imagine that dead look in her eyes just as she's about to rip my head off my shoulders

 

[Shodan]

I imagine setting it on fire, then its skin melts off, and you see the horrible truth, your child has been replaced with a robot!

 

[short recoil]

"it can block an attempted slap"

OMFG, i want to fight one, lets see if it could block one of MY slaps.
I wonder what it's reaction speed would be.....

EDIT: when japan makes android samurai, we're ****ed.

 

[Razor]

Saying that looks human is like saying a store dummy looks human.

 

[CptStern]

Saying that looks human is like saying a store dummy looks human.

pleeeeze ...as if you've never had a conversation with a store manniquin?

 

[jondy]

OMFG, i want to fight one, lets see if it could block one of MY slaps. I wonder what it's reaction speed would be.....

I'll bet you slap like a girl.







:E

 

[Razor]

pleeeeze ...as if you've never had a conversation with a store manniquin?

No, but i bet it would be more intelligent then that thing.

Simon : So, what is your opinion on the neo-conservatism movement in the United States and what sort of influence do you think they have over western Europe?

android : Does not Compute.

Store Dummy : The Neo-conservatist movement in America is of great concern to me as well as the other store dummies. We are all gravely concerned over their actions, both in the Middle East and America itself. I don't feel that they have really that much influence of Western Europe and see the movement possibly dying out in the next 8 years or so.

:cheers:

 

[CptStern]

No, but i bet it would be more intelligent then that thing.

Simon : So, what is your opinion on the neo-conservatism movement in the United States and what sort of influence do you think they have over western Europe?

android : Does not Compute.

Store Dummy : The Neo-conservatist movement in America is of great concern to me as well as the other store dummies. We are all gravely concerned over their actions, both in the Middle East and America itself. I don't feel that they have really that much influence of Western Europe and see the movement possibly dying out in the next 8 years or so.

:cheers:

:O ...I felt movement "down there" when that store dummy spoke!!!

 

[Dr. Freeman]

:O ...I felt movement "down there" when that store dummy spoke!!!

first Batman nipple fetish, and now this?
Stern, ur on a roll today :E

 

[CptStern]

well ...it's been awhile ...since I had an outlet for my fetish ...the wife just refuses to don one of these :naughty:

ok ok I've said too much

 

[Dr. Freeman]

well ...it's been awhile ...since I had an outlet for my fetish ...the wife just refuses to don one of these :naughty:

ok ok I've said too much

wow...lmao

 

[CptStern]

psst ...dont show this to my wife ..I'll be sleeping on the couch for the next 3 months ....hmm I wonder if I can set up my computer next to the couch?

 

[Dekstar]

I imagine setting it on fire, then its skin melts off, and you see the horrible truth, your child has been replaced with a robot!

Glad to know you routinely set your children on fire :dork: