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Looking to beef up your mojo this holiday season?

Burger King Corp. may have just the thing. The home of the Whopper has launched a new men's body spray called "Flame."

The company describes the spray as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat."

The fragrance is on sale at New York City retailer Ricky's NYC in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99.
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http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/12/18/7797896-ap.html
 
I girl i know has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear on it you can smell the ocean.
 
Mmm... nothing like the smell of greasy smoke fringed with tangy mustard and ketchup.
 
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"the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat."

seriously, wtf?
 
What if wearing it became the new "in" thing to do in the Hollywood elite / hipster crowds.

Mmmmm is that the fresh scent of stale fast food beef I smell on you? Why yes, yes it is. My god, I've never been so turned on in my life.
 
Burger King is never stale! McDonalds is stale! :sniper:

In Burger King they kill a cow in the kitchen every day and grind it in house.
 
Nothing says sexual desire like the heady aroma of dead cows.

Present company included. :naughty:
 
This is what would happen if Kamikazie and CybrMan tried to make a perfume.
 
Although I like Hardee's better, Burger King has some ****ing awesome advertisements.
 
what if dogs get confused and start trying to eat you

or desperately hungry homeless mans

"can you give me a penny.....hmmm.....I smells hamburgers.....hmmmmmmmm....I want hamburgers I WANT HAMBURGERS! I WAANT!!!!...*you scream*
 
Lime with crumpets? Interesting. It has the potential to be delicious. Of course if not, one could always just put the lime in the tea.

And drink them both together!

Hahaha
 
This is great for people who want to **** hamburgers.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
one could always just put the lime in the tea.

And drink them both together!

Hahaha
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Did your nanny teach you nothing? You can't have both milk and lime in your tea, or it curdles!


Time to choose.



.... It's time to choose.
 
The differing scents of different nationalities has been the subject of extensive research.
I won't bore you with the details, but you can find the full report here.
New Zealand women smell of cheap, parallel imported perfume and mucous.
New Zealand men smell of beer, wool and beards.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
Did your nanny teach you nothing? You can't have both milk and lime in your tea, or it curdles!


Time to choose.



.... It's time to choose.
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My nanny taught me how to kill a duck.
Perhaps if you take the tea as a kind of shot, it will work. Anyway, you only put a spot of milk in there.
 
Someone ask Koola what Aussies smell like, I'm not asking him, that guy smells.
 
Australian women smell Alcopops and fertiliser.
Australian men smell like salt, 'roos, vomit and Holdens.
 
KineticAesthetic said:
Australian women smell Alcopops and fertiliser.
Australian men smell like salt, 'roos, vomit and Holdens.
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You must be thinking of bogans, not people with class dear sir.

zombieturtle01 said:
Someone ask Koola what Aussies smell like, I'm not asking him, that guy smells.
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I'm Ukrainian ffs. And i smell perfectly lovely thank you very much. Which reminds me i haven't had a shower this morning.

Sheeeeeeeet.


/me runs off for a shower
 
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