I can even host it, but would they allow me to? and would my host allow me to? ;P
just do and play dumb if they yell at you! hurry!!CyberSh33p said:I have it
contact me... or something...
Moto-x_Pat said:
Feel Great: the Nutrigrain Commercial
Transcribed by Ductonius
Location: Indoor, a normal office with all the trimmings of a cubicle farm.
STEVE is sitting at a desk looking at a monitor with a rather bored look on his
face. He casually takes a bite of a Nutrigran bar. He is surprised by it.
Steve: What?
He looks at the nutrigrain bar
Steve: Ohhhhhh, yeah! Oh, I feel great!
Steve gets up from his desk. LARRY is sitting at his desk in his private office,
casually playing with a pair of lacy women’s underwear. Steve bursts in.
Larry quicly drops the panties.
Steve: Larry! I’m quitting the company and starting my own and
by the way, I feel great! Oooofff!
Larry: Larry! Your a great guy with great skills. Your going to do
great. What the hell, I’m coming with you!
Steve: Oooofffffff!
A rather attractive WOMAN is putting folders in a filing cabinet when Steve
and Larry walk up.
Steve: Hey! Your hot and I feel great. Lets get married.
Woman: Alright but I want lots of kids.
Steve: Me too. Five hundred of em. Ooooooffffffff!
Woman: Yeah! Babies everywhere!
Steve, Larry and the Woman go marching down the isle between the desks,
the Woman stuffs paper under her shirt. They encounter a MAN who
obviously doesn’t feel great.
Man: Hey, What’s up?
Steve: Me! I’m up, and I feel great!
Man: You feel great?
Steve: Yeah! Really great. Go ahead and hit me!
The Man drills Steve in the gut.
Steve: Ooooohhhhh, offffffff!
Man: You do feel great! I just shattered my hand! Oh, yeah!
The Man is obviously now feeling great too, despite the shattered hand. The
foursome now all go marching down the isle together, the Woman still stuffing
paper under her shirt. Steve struts because he feels so great! They
encounter BILL the owner of the place talking to his secritary.
Bill: Get cooper on the phone right now.
Larry: Steve, this is Bill. He owns this place and he's got
more money than God!
Bill: I’m filthy rich, I'm always tanned and I have a great ass too
but my marriage sucks so I hate my life.
Steve: Bill, I'm Steve. I'm marrying a girl just because of her looks
and we’re rushing right into making babies!
Woman: Babies!
Steve: I've got no income because I just quit my job but I don’t care
cause I feel great! Yeah!
Everyone: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Cut to Nutrigrain logo, black background. After a moment the slogan
appears: Feel Great.
The black guy who plays the landlord / screenwriter who always sleeps on the job is the same as the guy who goes "Bill this is Steve he owns this place and he's got more money than GOD!!"Pressure said:
