Office Space

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Im guessing a few have seen this? What a great movie- one of my favourite comedies. Anyone know of any movies worth seeing if I like this?
 
This movie is absolutely hilarious. If you haven't already seen it, go rent it right away or I'll hypnotise you and force you to castrate yourself.
 
Yeah i actually just bought it on DVD, great soundtrack too.
"Back up in your ass with a res-erection!"
 
..."I believe you have my stapler."
Great movie...
Hrm, If you liked Office Space...eh, It's really a one-of-a-kind movie...
 
I thought it was pretty funny to begin with when I saw it in grad school and then I got a job in an office and realized how true-to-life all of the office crap in the movie really is! Brilliant!
 
My favourite comedy movie; I just think Roy is awesome.

"PC loadletter, what the **** does that mean?"
 
Hello, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.

(Gary Cole is king)
 
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Well, not all chicks.
Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Good point.
 
Peter Gibbons: Lawrence, you awake?
Lawrence: Yeah.
Peter Gibbons: You wanna come over?
Lawrence: No, thanks, man. I don't want you ****ing up my life, too.


Peter Gibbons: [about the plan to steal from Initech] Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody.
Samir: Of course.
Michael Bolton: Agreed
Lawrence: [from the next apartment through wall] Don't worry man. I won't tell anyone about this either.
Michael Bolton: Who the **** is that?
Peter Gibbons: Uh, don't worry about him. He's cool.


Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.
Samir: Piece of shit.
 
lol, I was going to say my favorite quotes from the movie when I saw the thread title, only to find out every damn one has been posted already.
 
I love Samir's improv'ed spaz in the beginning.

"MOTHER SHITTER!!"

So many little things in that movie are just plain hilarious.

Peter: "...I just get the feeling that she's cheating on me"
Lawrence: "Yeah I get that feelin' too man"
Pter: [looks up concerned] "What's that supposed to mean?"
Lawrence: "Oh, I'm sorry man...she just seems like the kind of chick that....ughh"
 
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