Office Spaced

[Jack_Karverboy]

Today, I was like, driving to work, and I crashed into this guys car, and he got out and was like "hey muthaf*cka, you just broke my car." then he came at me and he looked like James Hetfield and he had a mean look on his face. And his fist was up and he punched me. I ducked and biffed him in the nose. It busted his sunglasses.

He pinched his nose.. Then he looked at me. "Those were 500 dollar sunglasses, you pr*ck."
Then I was like. "If you didnt want broken sunglasses, then you shouldnt have given me a good reason to punch you. So quit your bitching."
Then I pretty much got in my car and closed the door. And I leaned my head out the window like a smooth motherf*cker with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth and gave the guy the finger and drove away.
At work, this one fat lady kept asking me questions. Like "How do you make a webpage." and "Why des my computer beep when I start it up?" and stupid sh*t like that. So after a while I had to get up, light a cigrette, blow the smoke in her face, and tell her to f*ck off or I would have to punch her like a man. God damn I'm cool.
So I got home finally,and I was pissed off from the whole day so I took this keyboard out back and busted the sh*t out of it.

 

[Vlad_Taltos]

Holy crap, did you use your fists?

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

Holy crap, did you use your fists?

Yes, and they're bleeding like a bastard now. I told you I was cool.

 

[The Brick]

Is that you? You don't really look that cool...

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

Is that you? You don't really look that cool...

Nah man that's my little brother :farmer:

 

[Vlad_Taltos]

Lol, "You don't look cool", thats mean

 

[The Brick]

No wonder why he punched you if you have a brother like that.

 

[Vlad_Taltos]

Why would someone punch him for having a brother?

 

[The Brick]

Why would someone punch him for having a brother?

ehm.... good point?

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

No wonder why he punched you if you have a brother like that.

*lights up a cigarette* Dude, dont be talking about my brother like that.

 

[The Brick]

Hehe sry man, just joking. Still I don't quite believe you (mainly because of the "oh i'm sooo cool, look at meeee" part) could you take some pictures of your damaged car?

 

[CyberPitz]

You'll never live up to Short Recoil...quit trying.

 

[Steven]

Today, I was like, driving to work, and I crashed into this guys car, and he got out and was like "hey muthaf*cka, you just broke my car." then he came at me and he looked like James Hetfield and he had a mean look on his face. And his fist was up and he punched me. I ducked and biffed him in the nose. It busted his sunglasses.

He pinched his nose.. Then he looked at me. "Those were 500 dollar sunglasses, you pr*ck."
Then I was like. "If you didnt want broken sunglasses, then you shouldnt have given me a good reason to punch you. So quit your bitching."
Then I pretty much got in my car and closed the door. And I leaned my head out the window like a smooth motherf*cker with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth and gave the guy the finger and drove away.
At work, this one fat lady kept asking me questions. Like "How do you make a webpage." and "Why des my computer beep when I start it up?" and stupid sh*t like that. So after a while I had to get up, light a cigrette, blow the smoke in her face, and tell her to f*ck off or I would have to punch her like a man. God damn I'm cool.
So I got home finally,and I was pissed off from the whole day so I took this keyboard out back and busted the sh*t out of it.

\

That is really cool, did you have fun?

 

[The Brick]

You'll never live up to Short Recoil...quit trying.

I tried not to say that, and I didn't

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

Hehe sry man, just joking. Still I don't quite believe you (mainly because of the "oh i'm sooo cool, look at meeee" part) could you take some pictures of your damaged car?

I dont have a digital camera, man sorry

 

[The Brick]

Lean one? I'm sure you know someone with a camera. Oh I hope it's not away for repairs yet, for a month. Oh snap and you aren't gonna lean it to your cousin after that, are you?


Edit: wait, take some pictures of your knuckles? so we can see the bleeding.

 

[CyberPitz]

I dont have a digital camera, man sorry

How'd you take the pictures of your keyboard? Webcam? Then take your computer to the front door, plug it in, go nuts.

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

You'll never live up to Short Recoil...quit trying.

I want trying to be as cool as SR, and we all know he's one cool bastard, I just wanted to post pictures of my keybard but felt I needed a story to explain why I was so angry.

 

[Vlad_Taltos]

His car isn't THAT bad, just has a minor dent in the front, and the bumpers kinda loose, but yeah. I don't know if he really punched the guy or he's just messing around with the story but he did crash. (I'm his roommate by the way.)

 

[The Brick]

(I'm his roommate by the way.)

Why did you ask if he used his fists on this message board when you're sitting right next to him?

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

His car isn't THAT bad, just has a minor dent in the front, and the bumpers kinda loose, but yeah. I don't know if he really punched the guy or he's just messing around with the story but he did crash. (I'm his roommate by the way.)

yeah but It's all good...I had to get a new car anyway

 

[Vlad_Taltos]

Because I wanted to reply? I dunno, why are you being so technical?

 

[The Brick]

I don't know if he really punched the guy or he's just messing around with the story

that's why

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

that's why

Quit being so technical, I just posted a thread for entertainment, though it is pretty much a true story.

 

[The Brick]

It might've been a good read if you didn't try to be cool like that. I was more annoyed than impressed by the "i'm sooo cool''.

 

[Vlad_Taltos]

Why did you ask if he used his fists on this message board when you're sitting right next to him?

It's called a forum, dud.

 

[CyberPitz]

I hate Short Recoil impersonators!

*Runs back to the Short Recoil shrine in the closet and begins to prey.*

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

I hate Short Recoil impersonators!

*Runs back to the Short Recoil shrine in the closet and begins to prey.*

I'm sorry man, I'm not trying to replace him. You know that no one can ever replace Short recoil ;(

 

[Vlad_Taltos]

I hate Short Recoil impersonators!

*Runs back to the Short Recoil shrine in the closet and begins to prey.*

Sounds like you have the hots for this guy.

 

[The Brick]

I hate hunger!
*Runs to the kitchen and begins to make breakfast.*

 

[sinkoman]

Yes, and they're bleeding like a bastard now. I told you I was cool.

You look like an emotional geek, who feels the need to ruin everybodies day for piece of mind.

Good luck you insecure bastard.

 

[Skaadi]

No offnece but you sound like a bit of a d*ckhead. Are you going to punch me now?

 

[sinkoman]

No offnece but you sound like a bit of a d*ckhead. Are you going to punch me now?

Who me?

I try to AVOID confrontations

 

[Steven]

Punching random people is cool, but stupid, but still cool.

 

[Skaadi]

Who me?

I try to AVOID confrontations

lol not you. The idiot who posted this thread.

 

[Vlad_Taltos]

Punching random people is cool, but stupid, but still cool.

No crap. You could get your ass kicked though if you punch the wrong guy... but random puncher people usually look for little stupid guys that are like four feet tall to punch. Yeah.

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

No crap. You could get your ass kicked though if you punch the wrong guy... but random puncher people usually look for little stupid guys that are like four feet tall to punch. Yeah.

Except me. I punch mean guys that look like James Hetfield.

 

[Vlad_Taltos]

Except me. I punch mean guys that look like James Hetfield.

James Hetfield would kick your ass, buddy.

 

[Vlad_Taltos]

lol not you. The idiot who posted this thread.

That's real cute, real cute, buddy.

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

lol not you. The idiot who posted this thread.

I advise you all to go and look at my profile.