:OFFICIAL: Your Suspensions

[Guest]

ok, this is the official " Your Suspensions " thread. Post the craziest and wildest things you've ever done in school to get suspended. Im making this thread cuz im off from school right now. I got suspended on the 2nd day of school from beating on a freshmen on freshmen-friday... well anyone can beat that... lets hear yours....
:cheers:

 

[BloodyL]

I wasn't suspended for anything, but I got into one helluva verbal fight with a teacher, and he ended the argument with the words "You only come to school 'cos it's warm!".
If I wasn't as naive as I was way back then, I would have replied "Yeah well, I know you only come to school 'cos your wife is humping the milkman!"

Oh how I wish I could travel back in time and do that...

 

[Guest]

ok true storie i have the slip from this one still if you dont belive it "i was in class and i had my headphones on and i was so into the music it was on real loud so my teacher goes ANTHONY! takes those off now! im like no! so shes says take them off now or leave! so i left, i got to listen to my head phones all day in ISS." who really won

 

[ductonius]

I was a little goody two-shoes in HS. I only got suspended for fighing when the other guy actually started the fight, that is, he threw the first punch. Shoving is the human equivalent of gorilla chest banging, its meaningless.

Once, there was me and this guy who were trading insults. I was staying cool as a cucumber while throwing barbed comments* at him. He got more and more agitated while I kept my cool. Eventually he got so mad that he came up to "get in my face" and grabed my shirt and started screaming "get out of my sight you fa**ot". I, in a calm voice replied. "I can't. Your holding onto me."

Everyone laughed. He let go and walked away.

*not insults, those are easy to ignore. Barbed comments have more than one meaining, and the mind of the recipent will assume the worst possible interperitation which is worse than any insult you could throw at him.

 

[Guest]

ok true storie..... i went to hit my friend in the back on the head with this really huge rubber band i found on the floor and i missed and hitt the teacher in the hand and she couldent find out who did it..... this orther time in comp class we have like 40 comps in one room and 2 printers and the comps were really old so we were printing out our work and the teacher would collect it from the printer so i printed out you ****ing suck you bald asshole... the guy was never the same after he read that. nore found out who did it.

 

[crabcakes66]

hmm.... In the short time i was in highschool

I got suspened for...

attendance

purposely breaking computers

smoking in the bathroom

some other stuff

 

[Kongo]

Nothing, but I wasn't there very often anyway:flame:

 

[Anubis]

I got suspended for beating up the school bully. He messed with the wrong geek.

 

[simmo]

Originally posted by HL2 Stone
ok true storie..... i went to hit my friend in the back on the head with this really huge rubber band i found on the floor and i missed and hitt the teacher in the hand and she couldent find out who did it..... this orther time in comp class we have like 40 comps in one room and 2 printers and the comps were really old so we were printing out our work and the teacher would collect it from the printer so i printed out you ****ing suck you bald asshole... the guy was never the same after he read that. nore found out who did it.

bwhahaha!! genius!!! ,

Nope I havent been suspended, and I havent had ANY detentions for bad behaviour

 

[thehunter1320]

i never got suspended, but i got 6 detentions for 1 thing. I was in the middle of history class taking notes and i dis-agreed w/ the teacher, he said all of the Nazis were brainless followers of Hitler in WW2, and i said no, he said yes, got into a intelligent conversation about it, it got angry, so i got up, crossed out that line and added my own, he said "SIT DOWN, B4 I GET THE STACK! " (thats what he calls his detentions) I didn't (Detention #1) said fook u (#2) tipped my desk over (#3) threw the projector out the window and broke it (#4 the window and #5 the projector) and left (#6). i also had to relpace the window and projector. ugh... my parents WERE NOT happy. it was worth it though.... i got transfered to another teacher and i was popular for like a month. I AM A DETENTION GETTING GOD, WORSHIP ME! man, what a great day that was

 

[Mitoboy]

I got a dention once so far. I made a joke. Wow... Now I understand why everyone laughed at the reason...

 

[ComradeBadger]

Well, I haven't ever been suspended... and hardley ever been put in detention, simply cos I either get away with it through pure arrogance, or I make it funny ....

Anyways, heres what me and my friends did today and yesturday:

Lunchtime, we walked outta school, quite casual like, and went down the pub, had a pint each, and came back to school

class.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Wow...(prepare for sarcasm now) such a rebellious act there badger.



I remember when we started collage, a couple of my friends got carried away with the freedom of collage and went down to the pub. The male one of the two had 9 pints...yes 9 pints in one 45 minute lunch time, the other (the female) in the same lunch time had about 5 bottles of some fruity drink...dunno what it was but it had lots of alcohol in it.

Anyway, when they came back i went outside to find them lying on top of each other laughing quite a lot, they could get up at all even when they were helped. I don't know how they managed to walk back to collage from the pub to be honest.

Anyway, when we all went to art straight after lunch, they were obviously still very drunk, although they didn't think it of themselves. It was a funny lesson, although the teacher didn't like it. At one point they both fell backward on their chairs at the same time, while sitting at opposite ends of the room. Then, (because this was near the beginning of first year) the teacher started to ask about what we wanted to do in the first piece of coursework. Well, the girl managed to pull it off quite well and explain what she wanted to do. But the guy just sat there staring at his paper, then he just said..."I wanna do, like, lines. You know, lines" And he started to draw lines across his paper.

The teacher sent him to the canteen to sober up

A few months later he left the course, even though the teacher still liked him, he wasn't really good enough.

 

[MrWhite]

Just smoking alot... the bathroom, outside, etc.

Nothin real bad, just got an addiction

 

[Northwood83]

I stopped going to school in 8th grade and got arrested, and convicted for truency. Its following me around wherever I get a job now so I suggest not to do it. Its very hard to find a job when You have say you're convicted on your application.

 

[Perkins]

Considering there are 15 posts in this thread, of which only four are lacking a spelling mistake, maybe you chaps should try a bit harder to stay in school.

 

[Guest]

um ok you wanted me to reply.. i never got suspended but i got ISS in elementary school for sexually harassing a teacher

those were the days..

 

[SpuD]

I got suspended for "sexual harrasment"

"Hi Bryce, i like your dress."

There are many many things I should have gotten suspended for though....

 

[nw909]

Originally posted by SpuD
I got suspended for "sexual harrasment"

"Hi Bryce, i like your dress."

There are many many things I should have gotten suspended for though....

Wtf, thats a compliment not sexual harassment.

 

[sayam]

I got suspended in elementary school ... but i dont remember for what! but i do remember crying alot

 

[Guest]

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ok well this one time i got set to the vice principal office. well i got excused of yelling "lick my anus" out the window into another class. well after about 10 mins or argueing with the VP he gave me a saturday detention. i was so pissed off at him that when leaveing his office i sed " IM GANNA ****ING KILL YOU" and slammed the door in his face. well about 10 mins later he pulled me out of class and brought me to ISS and got in my face. he sed "you think im afraid of you young man" (mean while hes is short old and blad) i sed "i dont care suspend me" so he was soooo pissed off he suspended me.when i had to go in for a conference 3 days later he sed he would have expelled me for thretning him but he didnt beleave that i was to much of a baby to ever kill him.

IM A BABY! :afro:

 

[The Mullinator]

Ive never been suspended myself (although there are numerous times I should have), so I will talk about someone who goes to my school. He got expelled in the second half of last year when he stole mercury from the science lab and started running around the school with it, he dropped most of it on the floor in several halls. The next day those halls were closed off by some special hazardous chemical plastic and specialists were brought in to clean up and vent out the fumes. Everyone had a good laugh the next day.

 

[Murray_H]

This teacher came into our classroom and made some """"funny"""" joke, and then walked into a room at the back of the room. After he said his joke we all """"laughed"""" and groaned. One of my mates went "ahhahah w*nker" and the teacher flew out of the room and shouted so loudly "Who said that?" it was unbelievable. No one owned up (my friend was expecting a Spartacus-style confession), but eventually he owned up. He didnt get suspened or anything.

Another one of my friends did something so bad. It involves a teachers drawer, his meat and two veg, and a yellow liquid. I wont say anymore about it.

 

[Guest]

ok true storie i had this really really fat teacher name miss patti i hated her.... she would always sitt on this stool with her ass hanging off... so one day i took the inc tube out of my pen and if you blow on the orther end the ink leaks out so i blew it alll over her stool. she had on some tan dress on. she sat right in it she dident know till she got up and felt here ass slowly peeling off... no one knew what happend till they saw it and bursted into laffs... once again till this day she never found out who did it...

 

[Aethaecyn]

Hahah, I almost got detention once in my life cause we were playing catch with mouse-balls in computer apps I, but my computer teacher isn't relatively the brightest crayon in the box so we got out of it... I'm too good of a kid to do anything blatant, basically since all the computers were connected (as i said the teacher was moronic) at the start of class I went around and put everyone's C: on shared, then during class I would open up people's work folders and make new documents signed by other peoples names saying that they loved them and stuff and wanted to fornicate with them.. then I opened up a girls background picture in paint (her name was sarah or soemthing) and wrote HELLO SARAH! HELLO SARAH! all over it and saved it, surprised the crap out of her... i made a bunch of word files with different titles like I'm, Watching, You, Sarah in another folder cause I saw her resting her head staring blankly at the desktop and then copied them suddenly to the desktop folder, she screamed for the teacher but she didn't know how it was happening. etc... We played solitare over the network frequently too, rofl...

 

[Guest]

my ex-gf got me and my fat friend arrested for saying that we were gonna shoot up the school and stuff. she also told the cops all of our jokes which they repeated to us in the station. you try not laughing when a cop tries to confirm if you said if you were gonna put down spike strips in the hall so wheelchair kids cant go anywhere rofl

 

[Animal]

I got a detention for something that was actually quite funny. In IT we frequently had projector presentations, and it's linked up to the computer, it doesn't use slides.

Well one time my mates dared me to mess with it and in the middle of the presentation an animated picture of a dog humping someones leg came up, everyone burst out laughing and he tried to change the picture but i put it on about 5 screens after that aswell. It was soooo funny. I had to own up to it though because one of my friends was blamed by the teacher.;( :cheese:

 

[Shockwave]

Im 25 now..but when I was in school

Suspended 4 times for fights
expelled twice for not going to school enough
Set the fire alarm off while there were about 30 people in the bathroom smoking dope.(there was a sprinkler on the ceiling, i cracked it open.
Another time a teacher caught me smoking weed and chomping shrooms in the bathroom, I pushed him into the urinal after he kept asking me for my name and bolted outa the school, It really sucked that time cause it was about 5 degrees out and I didnt have my jacket on me since i didnt have time to grab it as i ran through the school to escape.

 

[Xcept1]

Originally posted by Desolate
you try not laughing when a cop tries to confirm if you said if you were gonna put down spike strips in the hall so wheelchair kids cant go anywhere rofl

LOL, i swear i nearly pissed myself readin that.

 

[Guest]

uhm i basically talk back to all my teachers and try to play it off as me being a space case idiot

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Shockwave
Im 25 now..but when I was in school

Suspended 4 times for fights
expelled twice for not going to school enough
Set the fire alarm off while there were about 30 people in the bathroom smoking dope.(there was a sprinkler on the ceiling, i cracked it open.
Another time a teacher caught me smoking weed and chomping shrooms in the bathroom, I pushed him into the urinal after he kept asking me for my name and bolted outa the school, It really sucked that time cause it was about 5 degrees out and I didnt have my jacket on me since i didnt have time to grab it as i ran through the school to escape.

LOL

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Desolate
my ex-gf got me and my fat friend arrested for saying that we were gonna shoot up the school and stuff. she also told the cops all of our jokes which they repeated to us in the station. you try not laughing when a cop tries to confirm if you said if you were gonna put down spike strips in the hall so wheelchair kids cant go anywhere rofl

copps ripped me out of school they day too cuz i said shit to his g/f and i got blamed for the same shit to...