Oh god

[Parrot of doom]

Someone in my guts has a big elastic band, and they're pulling it tight around my intestines....

Damn that coffee machine I bought, and damn all that milk I've been drinking via lattes......

 

[kirovman]

Aye, coffee's not too great D:

 

[xombine]

Indeed, it'll make pain in thy stomach.

 

[Que-Ever]

I drank four glasses of triple strength black coffee and didn't feel a thing. I don't get what the big deal is.

Oh yeah, and there was pudding. Made out of frozen coffee grounds and sugar.

 

[Link]

Que-Ever, put your E-peen away, no one wants to see it.

Parrot, take some anti-acid if you have any, otherwise just drink a couple of pints of water.

 

[Beerdude26]

NEVAR drink milk and coca-cola (in that particular order). Your stomach will ASPLODE.

 

[DrDevin]

NEVAR drink milk and coca-cola (in that particular order). Your stomach will ASPLODE.

I've had a glass of half milk and half cola, it might not make your stomach ASPLODE but it tastes really bad.

You didnt have roughly 140 to 180 cups of coffee did you? That is the LD50.

 

[Que-Ever]

Que-Ever, put your E-peen away, no one wants to see it.

Parrot, take some anti-acid if you have any, otherwise just drink a couple of pints of water.

Are you sure it isn't my coffee peen...?

 

[Link]

coffee peen? Odd choise of masturbation aid. Or is this about inviting women back to yours for coffee?

 

[Puzzlemaker]

Tea.