Oh shit!!!!

[NeptuneUK]

I splilt lager ALL OVER MY ****ING LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



And it still works!



What has this taught me? That drinking and laptops do not go together? NO!

It's that I ****ing rule and that I can get away with whatever the **** I want regardless!!
Screw you world!!! I WIN!

 

[Bad^Hat]

*ping* Achievement unlocked.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Wheres the achievement maker? I want to make one!

 

[Asknoone]

Okay then.

 

[MJ12]

How would you like it if your laptop spilt lager all over you? hmmm?

 

[NeptuneUK]

YO DAWG!

I heard you liked spilling lager all over your laptop so I put a laptop inside a laptop so you can spill lager on your laptop while you spill lager on your laptop!

 

[Slug Advisor]

How would you like it if your laptop spilt lager all over you? hmmm?

I SAW THAT NINJA EDIT!

I was gonna say something witty too. Why do you spoil my fun, ZT?

 

[highlander]

Well done.

 

[Sam]

Let's go set something on fire!

And then have it not burn down.

 

[NeptuneUK]

That's how I work.

 

[Kula Meenur]

That's how you roll.

 

[NeptuneUK]

At least I wasn't rick rolled.

 

[Eejit]

Friend of mine spilled beer on his laptop once. It worked for a while, but next morning when he tried to switch it back on - no joy.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Eek! I must wait until tommorow's morn!!! Only then can I judge the state of my laptop!

 

[Darkside55]

In a parallel dimension, there's a Neptuneuk screaming his head off because he just spilled lager all over his laptop and it shorted out.

 

[NeptuneUK]

I think this is true.

MY DIMENSION RULES AND SO DO I!! Go us!!!!!!!!

 

[taviow]

Quick, do it again to make sure that it works!

 

[CrazyHarij]

let this be a lesson to you, don't drink lager

 

[DEATHMASTER]

don't drink alcohol

 

[Kamikazie]

Poor water on it to clean off the lager.

 

[soulslicer]

I guess your laptop's gonna get a Hang-over soon...get it?

haha..

 

[CrazyHarij]

I guess your laptop's gonna get a Hang-over soon...get it?

haha..

never seen a signature fit so well

 

[Kamikazie]

...

 

[AtomicSpark]

I dropped my laptop tonight.

 

[Dog--]

*ping* Achievement unlocked.

EDIT: wtf I put a ampersand after alcohol and it made the rest disappear!

 

[Krynn72]

Wait what?

This:

I splilt lager ALL OVER MY ****ING LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



And it still works!



What has this taught me? That drinking and laptops do not go together? NO!

It's that I ****ing rule and that I can get away with whatever the **** I want regardless!!
Screw you world!!! I WIN!

Plus this:

Okay then.

Somehow equals "Not Closed"? WHAT

 

[Dog--]

It's mostly because of penises and vaginas. You're still too young, Krynn.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

You should be taken into custody! Against it's will you gave your laptop lager.

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

you've just entered the roulette...good luck.

 

[Eejit]

So how's it working this morning?

 

[NeptuneUK]

Acually its been acting up..... The wireless connection wouldnt connect... Then windows explorer restarted itself... And it went back to normal!

Just a little hangover, can't take it's drink.

 

[Iron Kat]

My phone still works after I almost drowned it in water but that's nothing comapred to having your laptop survive after being drowned in lager! (Or almost drowned, anyway!)

 

[NeptuneUK]

Im sure it enjoyed it.

















It smells funny.

 

[Naph]

What sucks is that you replace a device you previously spilled liquid on, and it only temporarily breaks.

 

[Azner]

Time you got a new com anyway, DoD with you last night was you sucking, until you got the secondary weapon for the panzersherck then it became gay.

ALSO FIST OF DRAGON HIYA

 

[Kamikazie]

Acually its been acting up..... The wireless connection wouldnt connect... Then windows explorer restarted itself... And it went back to normal!

Just a little hangover, can't take it's drink.

Poor water on it to clean off the lager.

I'll amend to this statement: Add soap as well.

 

[Dinkleberry]

In a parallel dimension, there's a Neptuneuk screaming his head off because he just spilled lager all over his laptop and it shorted out.

In this dimension there's an envious dinkleberry, whose lager-soaked laptop adventures didn't have such a happy ending!

 

[NeptuneUK]

Time you got a new com anyway, DoD with you last night was you sucking, until you got the secondary weapon for the panzersherck then it became gay.

ALSO FIST OF DRAGON HIYA

Fist of dragon ftw!
I'll be on my PC tonight not my laptop so I will get a happier framerate!

 

[Azner]

Fist of dragon ftw!
I'll be on my PC tonight not my laptop so I will get a happier framerate!

I'll be sleeping.

GOODNIGHT LOYAL COMRADE.