Oh Thank You America...'I'm the Australian President'...

"How many sides does a triangle have?"

Holy shit. I can't even properly express my feelings with regard to that. "Holy shit" is the most eloquent way I can put it.
 
"Have you seen me on the television?"

"Yes I have, yes I have!"

EDIT: ROFL he wants to attack Italy next.
 
Some people are not too bright, but not knowing how many sides a triangle has? Come on.
 
Haha! Australian satire wins! Also, that's not chasers war on everything... that's CNNNN. Still the same guys.

Which reminds me... the second season of the War should start soon...

*day dreams*
 
Darkwolf said:
Haha! Australian satire wins! Also, that's not chasers war on everything... that's CNNNN. Still the same guys.

Which reminds me... the second season of the War should start soon...

*day dreams*
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OH MY BACONS!

Chaser's War on Everything = The best comedy-related thing ever broadcast on television.
 
D8

This is the most powerful nuclear-capable country in the world ?
 
Yes, and you better get back in line.
 
D:
Well that was depressing, I would like to see a video where they interview intelligent Americans for a change.
 
I gave that video a 2/5 stars, for one it only showed the stupid answers, and it was only done in 2 places (first being miami probably and second was texas...seriously asking random ppl in texas ffs)
 
Been posted in the video/image forum. But still funnay. And sad... but like people said before, you can edit a video to make any nation look stupid.
 
Of course they only showed the stupid answers. The program is going in the "LOL, there are lots of stupid Americans, let's watch!" direction as opposed to "And here we see a statistically-accurate representation of the average real-world intelligence of American citizens."

It's just depressing to see so many people who are borderline cases of mental retardation.
 
Well i blame entertainment. Wouldnt be funny if it was a video showing the statistical representation of the average real-world intelligence of US citizens.
 
Stigmata said:
Of course they only showed the stupid answers. The program is going in the "LOL, there are lots of stupid Americans, let's watch!" direction as opposed to "And here we see a statistically-accurate representation of the average real-world intelligence of American citizens."

It's just depressing to see so many people who are borderline cases of mental retardation.
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I'm sure you've watched Rick Mercer's talking to americans? what's so disturbing is not the idiotic answers to stupid questions but that some of the stupid answers come from some of the smartest people in the US ..from harvard professors to politicans
 
I'm gonna go interview a bunch of chavs about Dodecahedrons or something.
 
CptStern said:
I'm sure you've watched Rick Mercer's talking to americans? what's so disturbing is not the idiotic answers to stupid questions but that some of the stupid answers come from some of the smartest people in the US ..from harvard professors to politicans
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:LOL: I love that program. I was just about to post something about this, to add to what I said, and here you are... I <3 you Stern.
 
hey I'm married! ..and I dont play for that team!

ya the look on Mercer's face as he's saying some of his silly statements is just classic ..I've watched it at least half a dozen times it's just so entertaining
 
OMG i lol'ed to hard at the part:

"I'm always confused with Israel and Palestine"
"Which one is throwing the rocks?" ROFL hahaha

Though, truth be told, I saw this a while back, and I noticed some people I know laughing when they see this, but would definately have at least several of those questions wrong.
I mean, I asked a guy I knew once if he could point out Iraq, and he pointed at Morocco.
Nevertheless, nothing escapes the "how many sides does a triangle" question :p
 
lol I didn't really get the rocks thing until you brought it up.
 
the funniest part was when he told them to place the number flags on the country to invade next.
 
The country's were f'd up. "I had no idea North Korea was so much larger than south." That's cause it isn't. But how the hell did no one figure out that it was Australia.
 
he thought australia was Iran, are you kidding me. That guy shoulda punched him in the face.
 
Old and mold.

There's a sub-forum for this you know.
 
Stigmata said:
Of course they only showed the stupid answers. The program is going in the "LOL, there are lots of stupid Americans, let's watch!" direction as opposed to "And here we see a statistically-accurate representation of the average real-world intelligence of American citizens."

It's just depressing to see so many people who are borderline cases of mental retardation.
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But Stig... what if that IS the average real life intelligence of most Americans, and most of the ones on here are surprisingly intelligent. I mean, listen a G-Dubs speeches. He's the leader of the USA and even he sounds like a moron.

Also, he labled Australia Iran, because if you didn't notice, he labeled it as Iran. Although thankfully the people who wanted to invade Sri Lanka put it in the right place... :LOL:
 
I say we invade Italy like that well spoken gentleman said......damn Italians, always causing problems
 
DEATHMASTER said:
The country's were f'd up. "I had no idea North Korea was so much larger than south." That's cause it isn't. But how the hell did no one figure out that it was Australia.
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Well what can you say. It sums up the reason for the video lol.
 
if I ever go to the USA I wouldnt put a foot on texas
 
Darkwolf said:
But Stig... what if that IS the average real life intelligence of most Americans, and most of the ones on here are surprisingly intelligent.
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Then I'll increase my default fear-of-Americans-with-influence-on-things level accordingly :p
 
Darkside55 said:
"How many sides does a triangle have?"

Holy shit. I can't even properly express my feelings with regard to that. "Holy shit" is the most eloquent way I can put it.
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The chick was blond tho so it totally doesnt count. And the dude was Mexican, so he probably slept through math. I know I did.
 
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