Ohshi- Dear!

[French Ninja]

ohsiht!

There's a female adult deer outside mah window! It's really freaking me out because it's just starring through the window and isn't moving.

What should I do, helplife2.net?!/1 D:

 

[Pesmerga]

Do a barrel roll.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Bust a move.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

onto its back with jo pants down.

 

[French Ninja]

Okay, so I think that the deer isn't moving because it doesn't want to set off the motion detecting lights(to hide itself or out of fear).

But still...D:.

 

[Raziaar]

It's a fake deer.

Go tip it over.

 

[delusional]

Do You have a shotgun?

 

[Narvi]

It's Bambi's mother

COME FOR REVENGE

 

[staticprimer]

Do a barrel roll.

Not in this case. This is one of the rare times that a barrel roll will not help you out. In cases of psychopathic stalking deer, a somersault is the only reasonable course of action.

 

[Pesmerga]

You're right, a barrel roll will likely only enrage the creature.

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

Pull out Da Chenny. (and run due to lack of aim)

 

[Maxi]

Kill it with fire!

 

[Azner]

Deer makes good lunch/Dinner

Honest. :\

I had deer once in some hawker area while having "Zi Ca" Its quite tender.

 

[Zephos]

Attempt to mate with it.

Why do you think it's staring into your room :naughty:

 

[AciD]

Take a RPG from your wardrobe and If you don't have one call for army

 

[<RJMC>]

keep staring at it too

 

[Azner]

Stare back at it, and say "You lookin at me? YOU LOOKIN AT ME?" Then call a gang or something D:

 

[Krynn72]

Do this:

 

[pistolero!]

Stare back at it, and say "You lookin at me? YOU LOOKIN AT ME?"

I did that once, the deer just kept staring at me with it's dumb expression and pissed.

 

[AciD]

AAAA!

 

[redruM]

she's come to watch you fap.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Use the boost to get through!

 

[Phobie]

Give her a cheese sandwich. Worked for me (except he was a mandeer and we are in love):

 

[Iron Kat]

Ok, this thread is starting to get a bit scary now.

 

[delusional]

That deer eating the grass is turning me on.

 

[Eejit]

Kill it with acid!