ok serious now...

[holycrap13]

what is the system for closing threads? does it have to do with number of replies?

 

[kineaesth]

Yep only one reply per thread and this is it

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Poor quality of thread topic, poor quality of constructing a thread or typing correctly. Apart from those issues for the starter - the thread being derailed from the original topic or general spam.

These will get your threads closed. I haven't closed any of your threads but I can see why the other moderators have.