Old man riding bike set on fire by fag

[CptStern]

An elderly man who was apparently smoking a cigarette while riding his bicycle home died Thursday after his clothes caught fire on a residential Bethpage street, officials said.

Joseph Rusin, 87, of Bethpage, was seen by a passing motorist at noon engulfed in flames and rolling on the ground on the front lawn of a home on Burkhardt Avenue, police said.

The motorist, a FedEx driver, used a fire extinguisher from his truck to put out the flames, officials said.

http://www.newsday.com/iphone/ny-libike0313,0,7563838.story

he was probably looking at this and was burned by the hot

Spoiler

 

[mchammer75040]

Isn't that sasha grey?

EDIT:also thats really weird, smoking is bad mmmkay?

 

[Warped]

smoking kills the most unlikely victims

 

[Eejit]

He's 87, it's about time he caught fire.

 

[Acepilotf14]

The cigarette caught him on fire? Bullshit.

This is a clear-cut case of spontaneous combustion.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Ouch. Burn.

 

[CptStern]

He's 87, it's about time he caught fire.

also he's so brittle from the old that he went up like a matchstick covered in kerosene

 

[Omnomnick]

After Death 101.

 

[Warped]

I wonder if he left any $$$ behind

 

[Vegeta897]

Maybe some @@@

 

[Shamrock]

How about a little of both? @$$?

 

[CrazyHarij]

you guys coordinate your posts via IM or what?

 

[Vegeta897]

Sham hates IMing me.

 

[Shamrock]

Sham hates IMing me.

This.

 

[Shakermaker]

It's the wrath of god. The almighty doesn't take kindly on masturbators, especially if they use a blow-up doll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzpwoVwnYBI

 

[Phobie]

Oh god that sucks.

 

[huntingbear]

it's the wrath of god. The almighty doesn't take kindly on masturbators, especially if they use a blow-up doll.

lawlz oh god lawlz

 

[Jintor]

Nobody's congratulated Stern on the awesome title yet?

 

[huntingbear]

I thought you said a fag burned him! Lies lies!

 

[Krynn72]

Yeah sad story and all, but I stopped caring when my boner happened. That chick is smokin!

 

[Gemma]

Oh god that sucks.

This.

 

[L3N!N]

http://www.newsday.com/iphone/ny-libike0313,0,7563838.story

he was probably looking at this and was burned by the hot

Spoiler

Her bike sucks ass. You need one of these bad boys:

 

[Vegeta897]

That bike has no pedals!

 

[Raziaar]

That bike has no pedals!

Pedals are extra unneeded weight. You bolt it directly into your legs.

God, don't you know anything?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Funniest thing I've heard all day.

 

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