OMFG!!! biggest laugh i've had in a while

3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."

I like this guy's/girl's style. :)
 
that was HILARIOUS!

Theres very few times I laugh out loud in real life (I'm a very sad sad man) and that was one of em. I thank you for making my evening.
 
yes indeed I laughed for hours in sixth grade at these :cheers: :cheese:

now hs freshmon
 
Originally posted by CyberSh33p
that was HILARIOUS!

Theres very few times I laugh out loud in real life (I'm a very sad sad man) and that was one of em. I thank you for making my evening.

no problem, i'm here to help :thumbs:
 
57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
 
funny, funny link.. :)
I shall attempt this on my next pizza order. :D
 
funny stuff. although i wouldn't recommend doing any of these. if the person taking the call delivers your pizza you may get an unwanted surprise.
 
Heh, best laugh I've ever had!! ...a year ago :D Old but cool.
 
16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

lmao :laugh:
 
#94. Order for pick-up, then call an hour later asking why your pizza hasn't been delivered yet.
 
I have a question... is that a male or female..... or just an utter ******?
 
Ooooh, this takes me back...to...to when i posted this :) Oh so many months ago.

I might try some of them again sometime.
 
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

awesome.
 
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