OMG! Unclean!!!!!

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Skaadi

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*sigh* This has been a long time coming but my brother is now officially a chav. Its so off. Today he came home wearing a black 'homie beanie' and he answerd the phone with 'Yo sup?' And the other day he was playing his rap music so loud I could hear it from down the road. Its just so creepy. And he also watched the new TV show aptly named "Pimp my Ride". Just ewww. However, all of this is in stark contrast wi the fact he's watching a Bruce Lee movie right now. Good old Bruce Lee.
 
Bring me a wooden cross, two daggers and ground-up dragon scales and he will be clean.
 
French Ninja said:
Wow.
UK is making us look good. :o
*flees*
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I'm not in the UK. *grins* Australia. Yes, they've invaded here too.
 
Skaadi said:
I'm not in the UK. *grins* Australia. Yes, they've invaded here too.
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I was wondering if I was gonna have to come to your defense. Being called the UK? Poor Aussie :(
 
Skaadi said:
I'm not in the UK. *grins* Australia. Yes, they've invaded here too.
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Oh.. well you should think of your own names in that case.. Chav is a UK thing..
 
DreadLord1337 said:
Oh.. well you should think of your own names in that case.. Chav is a UK thing..
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Meh, it doesnt matter. We just use chav here. Or wigger, but that was a very long time ago. Plus chav sounds better.
 
Skaadi said:
Meh, it doesnt matter. We just use chav here. Or wigger, but that was a very long time ago. Plus chav sounds better.
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Actually chav is a terrible sounding word. :thumbs:
 
He must be cleansed.


Send him to Daejon metropolitian city, ROK and we'll beat him up for you. :p
 
15357 said:
He must be cleansed.


Send him to Daejon metropolitian city, ROK and we'll beat him up for you. :p
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He's on his way. *glances over at tied up chav* BE QUIET!
 
If he likes being a "chav", let him be one. *shrug*. It's not a good or bad thing. More like neutral.
 
Nat Turner said:
If he likes being a "chav", let him be one. *shrug*. It's not a good or bad thing. More like neutral.
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From what I can gather from Skaadi's post, her brother is corrupted to the bones. :p

He must bes cleansed or thy world shalt crumble upon thine head.

*gets baseball bat and scissors ready*
 
Skaadi said:
I'm not in the UK. *grins* Australia. Yes, they've invaded here too.
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There are Mexicans in Australia too?
 
Adabiviak said:
How old is he?
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18, and he acted like a complete idiot even before he bacame a chav. Just thought I'd mention the last bit.
 
Skaadi said:
Mexicans? Wtf?
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Haha, people in the US say the Mexicans are invading the US and "stealing jobs" and what not.

Yeah, it's kinda silly, but I get a chuckle from now to then.
 
Skaadi said:
18, and he acted like a complete idiot even before he bacame a chav. Just thought I'd mention the last bit.
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Could you give examples of his idiocy?
 
Skaadi said:
Mexicans? Wtf?
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Sounds like a Spanish word to me. Plus, you used the word "invaded." I just put two and two together. I live in California so... well, you get it.
 
Nat Turner said:
Could you give examples of his idiocy?
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He made stupid noises......constantly.........and sung songs he made up himself........even more than the annoying noises. The list goes on.
 
Skaadi said:
He made stupid noises......constantly.........and sung songs he made up himself........even more than the annoying noises. The list goes on.
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"Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a hippy or at a communist. Or skaadi's brother."
 
Skaadi said:
He made stupid noises......constantly.........and sung songs he made up himself........even more than the annoying noises. The list goes on.
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Hehe does seem annoying. I wouldn't hold it against him though.
 
15357 said:
"Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a hippy or at a communist. Or skaadi's brother."
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There are no safer places
 
15357 said:
"Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a hippy or at a communist. Or skaadi's brother."
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Why point a gun at yourself brotha?
 
Skaadi said:
18, and he acted like a complete idiot even before he bacame a chav. Just thought I'd mention the last bit.
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Please tell me he's not going to Phillip Island for schoolies? I dont want another wigger tool down there, i've already got the local high school filling (and surpassing) that quota.
 
Sparta said:
Please tell me he's not going to Phillip Island for schoolies? I dont want another wigger tool down there, i've already got the local high school filling (and surpassing) that quota.
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No, not there. Schoolies is held in Surfers Paradise in nsw. Hw wont go anyway. He may be an idiot and a chav, but he's also a loner. Almost never leaves the house.
 
Skaadi said:
No, not there. Schoolies is held in Surfers Paradise in nsw. Hw wont go anyway. He may be an idiot and a chav, but he's also a loner. Almost never leaves the house.
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What's schoolies? Are you parents gonna kick him out of the house?
 
Nat Turner said:
What's schoolies? Are you parents gonna kick him out of the house?
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Schoolies is just this giant celebration for people just out of school. I dont think I'll bother going. Its not worth driving 5 hours.
 
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