[OMGNews] Chair retaliates on fat chinese kid

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http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/02/20/chair-kills-boy-by-anal-penetration/

And now for witty Stern-esque one-liners and puns!

Was the chair a stool perhaps? Or maybe it was more of an or'fice chair.

The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type...containing highly pressurised gas
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So the chair farted and killed the boy? It was probably having a guff-match with him, and won.

A similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound
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It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it. Am I right, ladies?

Oil based hydraulic devices are said to be safer
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Because when they fly up your ass, at least they'll be lubed.

it is suggested that using such chairs without placing excessive pressure on the cylinder is advisable ? otherwise sitting on a steel plate might help.
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Yeah because steel plates aren't heavy! And given that this happened in china, chances are those steel plates will give lead poisoning to anyone sitting on them.

Final thoughts:
Fitting how this image from the article looks just like goatse.

Kudos to Vegeta for the storeh, but who had no balls to post it.
 
This thread doesn't sit well with me.
 
I'm now worried of the very chair I'm sitting on.

*Edit* Corp Sheepo... He shoots, he scores! :laugh:
 
I think I'm safe, my chair is really old plus i usually sit with one leg under the other so my anus is secure
 
Yeah, that website isn't very appropriate. Thanks a lot ****tards, almost got me banned from an IRC channel I frequent for copy-pasting it. :angry:
 
Oh come on, it's your typical Japanese-anime we-have-an-ero-page site.
 
I use this type of chair (oh who doesn't). I'm 160, and I'm always full force on it (**** putting feet on the ground). God I hope it doesn't say 'made in china' like the rest of my crap.
 
chairs
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hentai
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I use the same kind of chair, but I'm safe since I use my chair at the lowest setting, so there's no pressure.
 
Sir Phoenixx said:
I use the same kind of chair, but I'm safe since I use my chair at the lowest setting, so there's no pressure.
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Doesn't that mean there's more pressure, with the cylinder compressed?
 
It's an official channel. They have a pretty strict CoC. Also, most chairs I've seen that break shoot out of the bottom, not at the top. It's lol when someone sits in them, it just tips right over.
 
It's an official channel. They have a pretty strict CoC. Also, most chairs I've seen that break shoot out of the bottom, not at the top. It's lol when someone sits in them, it just tips right over.
 
Why are you mad at us? You checked the link before you posted it, didn't you? If your own judgment of the content of the link compared to what is acceptable in the channel was skewed, then that's your fault.

:arms:

Also Darkside's first post in this thread almost made me lose the coffee that was in my mouth at the time of reading.
 
Chair for Therapeutic Purposes
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i am now forever sitting on the very edge of my seat.
 
There's loli on that site.

Still love that movie, darkside.
 
AtomicSpark said:
Yeah, that website isn't very appropriate. Thanks a lot ****tards, almost got me banned from an IRC channel I frequent for copy-pasting it. :angry:
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This one time I accidentally pasted a link to the torrent page of a doujin I was about to download in an IRC channel. They didn't really care on a bannable offense level, but I got a lot of hentai stigma after that.

Now I'm all paranoid and always check what's on my ctrl+v before opening a chat. :(

Edit - Also LOL sankaku. I stopped going there after I found a couple of posts that were just thinly veiled excuses to post real CP (well, if not nude then relatively explicit).
 
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