On this day, 19 years ago....

[theotherguy]

I was ejected from my mother's womb by artificial means. :cheers:

 

[Kamikazie]

The title reminded me of Star Wars for some reason... It could be the ago followed by ellipses.

Oh, Happy Birthday of course. Whatcha getting?

 

[Seppo]

Oh my god dude that sounds horrible. What happened?

 

[baka-raven]

Happy Artificial Vaginal Ejaculation day? :bounce:

Tomorrow it is my turn to celebrate Vaginal pew pew day, 26 years ago it was :O

 

[Kula Meenur]

Happy birthday!


Inb4comiclol

 

[theotherguy]

Oh my god dude that sounds horrible. What happened?

Well all I remember is that I was underwater, and then there was a big knife, then some giant metal claw, and things got fuzzy after that.

 

[Zeus]

I just turned 19 today also happy birthday

 

[Operational]

Well all I remember is that I was underwater, and then there was a big knife, then some giant metal claw, and things got fuzzy after that.

So something like this?

 

[Cormeh]

Happy birthday all.

Let's get ****ed up drunk!

 

[Dekstar]

Happy Birthday! May your prostitutes be wise and fruitful!

 

[lefty]

May yer wenches and grog be plentiful, arr.

 

[Omnomnick]

/me takes the honour...

 

[Kula Meenur]

Raz is gonna kick your ass Nick Nick






I'll go bake him a cake to cheer him up...

 

[taviow]

Happy birthday!

 

[mocho loco]

Well happy birthday good sir

 

[Tyguy]

i hope you didnt have your tongue out when you left the womb...

 

[lefty]

I was ejected from my mother's womb by artificial means. :cheers:

artificial means, does that mean a c-section?

 

[VirusType2]

I thought he meant stiff coiled springs.

 

[V-Man339]

Happy ejection from vagina day!

 

[evil^milk]

Cheers. :cheers:

 

[Gray Fox]

Happy birthday. I wish you the best, until I vow to murder you somewhere in the near future in the Politics section.

 

[theotherguy]

artificial means, does that mean a c-section?

Something like that, no vagina involved.

My birthday present today: an F on a calculus test!

 

[kineaesth]

An F for FABULOUS!

Happy birthday.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

An F for FABULOUS!

Happy birthday.

An F for "F***, It's this guy's birthday, he should get an A"!


Bappy Hirthday BTW

 

[highlander]

Happy ejection from vagina day!

you ****ing stole my line you bastard


happy forced ejection from the hole of life!