Once again a PENIS ruins Christmas

[CptStern]

Ten-year-old Kade Goodman's holiday dreams were shattered on Christmas Day, when it was discovered that someone had left a penis on his used PSP

Kade's father Shon was taken aback.

"At first I thought it was a joke," he said. "Maybe it will come off. But when I started getting into it and started to erase it and couldn't, the more I thought about it, the madder I got."

all I want for christmas is a penis-free psp, a psp, a psp

http://kotaku.com/5439869/psp-porn-ruins-christmas

 

[Acepilotf14]

Serves the dad right for being cheap and buying a used one.

Spoiler

Disclaimer: this was a joke

 

[Dog--]

Serves the dad right for being cheap and buying a used one.

Yea damn that bastard for not being rich and trying to give his kid a nice Christmas, what a prick.

 

[StarBob]

"and a traumatized young boy who should never have seen such a thing."

So he's a boy right? How's he not going to see such a thing? Even if he was a she... c'mon man! THIRTEEN!? Man I saw all kinds of porn by the time I was 13... I'm pretty sure I'm not traumatized...

 

[Acepilotf14]

Yea damn that bastard for not being rich and trying to give his kid a nice Christmas, what a prick.

You said it, bro.

 

[VirusType2]

The family walked away with a penis-free PSP, a free game for their troubles, and a traumatized young boy who should never have seen such a thing.

hahaha

 

[Rizzo]

Yeah seriously Ace, the dad got what he deserved. I wish I could slap you in the face right now.

Still, the kid in the article looks like balloon boy...

 

[CptStern]

"and a traumatized young boy who should never have seen such a thing."

So he's a boy right? How's he not going to see such a thing? Even if he was a she... c'mon man! THIRTEEN!? Man I saw all kinds of porn by the time I was 13... I'm pretty sure I'm not traumatized...

Ten-year-old Kade Goodman's

way to read, mr-I-saw-penises-when-I-was-13-unlike-the-rest-of-us-who-only-saw-the-occasional-boobie

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

This thread made my day.

 

[Insano]

Once again we can rely on Stern for our penis threads.

 

[<RJMC>]

but the kid has a penis isnt it so that means he hav seem one before

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

but the kid has a penis isnt it so that means he hav seem one before

Ten-year-olds have tic-tacs not penises.

 

[Darkside55]

bar5 is the expert on 10-year-olds' penises.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

bar5 is the expert on 10-year-olds' penises.

Maybe because I used to be one.

 

[Darkside55]

You used to be a ten-year-old boy's penis?

 

[staticprimer]

Saw that one coming.

 

[Darkside55]

You saw a ten-year-old boy's penis coming?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Spell that last word differently and its a whole lot more ****ed up.

 

[CyberPitz]

Spell that last word differently and its a whole lot more ****ed up.

Now I'm officially ROFLing. Thank you.

 

[MJ12]

way to read, mr-I-saw-penises-when-I-was-13-unlike-the-rest-of-us-who-only-saw-the-occasional-boobie

Stern didn't discover his penis until he was 19.

 

[Darkside55]

Spell that last word differently and its a whole lot more ****ed up.

thatsthejoke.jpg

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

You used to be a ten-year-old boy's penis?

I predicted every single word you wrote.

 

[Darkside55]

It's nice when people set up your jokes.

 

[Barnz]

keywords: stern, penis, kotaku

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

keywords: stern, penis, kotaku

Stern's penis on Kotaku

 

[Darkside55]

Stern's penis on Kotaku

It's perfect: Kotaku only deals with old news.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

It's perfect: Kotaku only deals with old news.

Ok I laughed.

 

[Dog--]

I f*cking love this thread.

 

[Warped]

"and a traumatized young boy who should never have seen such a thing."

So he's a boy right? How's he not going to see such a thing? Even if he was a she... c'mon man! THIRTEEN!? Man I saw all kinds of porn by the time I was 13... I'm pretty sure I'm not traumatized...

I remember going over my friends house when we were in the 2nd grade and he had a Playboy. I'm pretty sure the internet is also a worst place than the PSP for porn

 

[VirusType2]

"A penis ruins Christmas"

The thing is, Christ was conceived without a penis. Therefore, he'd probably want everyone to have one for his birthday.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Spell that last word differently and its a whole lot more ****ed up.

I maintain that the proper way to spell it is identical to the synonym of "approach" anyway.

The dad was increasingly frustrated in his failed attempts to get the penis off.

Some guys have that problem I guess ...

 

[Naph]

You saw a ten-year-old boy's penis coming?

Holy shit, I've never laughed this hard on these forums.

 

[Maestro]

I f*cking love this thread.

char5

 

[flamingdts]

Darkside is on fire.

 

[Danimal]

I f*cking love this thread.

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[Letters]

It's funny if it was just one of those crudely hand-drawn penises, but like an actual photograph would be rather unpleasant.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Holy crap what happened to this thread.

 

[Qonfused]

Qonf Seal of Approval

 

[Lucid]

The lols that were had...

They were many.

 

[Blackthorn]

I actually lol'd. I never lol.

Darkside <3