One of the lamer scams I've recieved.

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Good Day Please,

Please help me to receive my cargo box from the Diplomat.My cargo box suppose to deliver to my trustee, but after the diplomat arrive,my trustee called me and told me he will not accept 30% which he agreed to collect but said he said he will collect 60% now i called the diplomat not to deliver the box to him anymore because he is being greedy and he want to cheat me because he knows i am a young girl with no knowledge about business international and i don't have anybody that will help me here in Africa or they kill me and take my money and Gold in the cargo which was left by my father before President Robert Mugabe and his land reform committee killed him.And now the diplomat is still in the airport with my box of cargo which contain $10.000.000.00 usd and 12 Kilos of Gold which I have agreed to give you 30% as my new trustee and you will also help to invest the money for me before my coming after the diplomat must have deliver the box to you.

If you are ok to work with me kindly respond to me to enable me inform the diplomat for him to deliver the box to you and also I will give to you the diplomat details also for you to contact him too before he will deliver it to you.


Thank you and God bless you as we establish this mutual relationship in trust and truth.

Yours faithfuly,
Vanessa Fords

Murder AND gold, guys!

Oh yea, it also goes all the way to the top in the government! /conspiracies
 
That would be funny if tomorrow you heard about some guy that responded to this letter and is now worth millions. You would never forgive yourself for turning down this poor innocent african girl and missing out on millions.
 
if there was a puppy involved, this email would have everything.
 
From: JOHN MOMOH <[email protected]>
Subject: It is my humble pleasure

Sir/Madam,

It is my humble pleasure to write you this important letter, irrespective of the fact that we have not meet for the first time or known other before. However Iam searching for a reliable and trust worthy person, firm, or group of persons that can assist me to invest wisely in your country. I am MR.JOHN MOMOH JNR, from Sierra Leone, son of the LATE HONR SWARANDEN MOMOH, the former Minister of gold and diamond. In the past years my country has been involved in a very horrible and bloody war in which so many lives and properties were destroyed and many atrocities were committed against humanity. My father was killed during war, because of his support for the rebels movement in Sierra Leone. He was accused of embezzlement of fund from the co-operation and funding ethnic Mining forces, however, the truth and evidence for the untold matter that saw his death was as a sacrifice for restoration of peace in our country.

Before his death he disclose to me an existence of USD$10.6m,& 100 Kilos alluvial Gold dust and 150 carat Nucal diamond in boxes sealed together, which he kept in underground vault of our villa in free-town, after the war, I hurried to the villa as I am lucky to survive with my junior sisters, as my parents elder brothers and a senior sister were killed in the war, I still found the boxes intact and decided to move it out of my country immediately with different identity, withholding the trust of the real content for security reasons, even the security house is not aware of the real content inside the boxes till now. We are presently in Exile with my younger sisters as we survive the war, although the war has ended, but I considered it unsafe to go back to our country since we have lost our parents brothers and sister and properties confiscated by sierra Leone government and our present condition of suffering here is unbearable. Iam not exposed to the outside world and have no knowledge in business for investment, for this reason.

I am soliciting for your assistance to help arrange for our residence in your country and to help us invest this money wisely for our future living as we have nothing else left than those consignments. I have the believe in you and I am ready to go into negotiation with you. The security house have agreed to relocate the consignment for us to any of their branches in SPAIN, HOLLAND, SOUTH AFRICA, LONDON and CYPROUS with guarantee I assure you risk free in this transaction.

I await your urgent response I will you give you further information on the development of things and how we should go about it.

Yours sincerely
JOHN MOMOH JNR
 
I had one with a African girl having 40 billions and asks for money for flight ticket to my city. And the city was randomly selected as Helsinki. Wut?
 
In 5 mins of searching i found these in my inbox:

Hello Dear,

I am Mrs. Jessica Smith, I am a U.S.A. citizen, 46 years Old. I reside here in West Texas. My residential address is as follows. 319 Runnels; Big Spring, Texas 79720, United States of America.

I am one of those that executed a contract in Nigeria years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $70,000 trying to get my payment all to no avail. So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my contract documents.


And I was directed to meet Honourable Barrister Freedom Bukar ESQ, who is the Attorney General of CONTRACT AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said that those contacting us through emails are fake. Then he took me to the paying bank, which is THE CO-OPERATIVE BANK ONLINE OF NIGERIA PLC, and I am the happiest woman on this earth because I have received my contract funds of USD$5.6 Million Moreover, Honourable Barrister Freedom Bukar showed me the full information of those that have not received their over due payment; and I saw your full name and email, your contract amount, your phone number as one of those that have not received their payment.

This is what you have to do right now. You have to contact him direct on this information below to release your payment.Contact

Name: Barrister Freedom Bukar ESQ
Postiton: Head of Chambers.
Email Address: [email protected]
Office Address: Plot 2961 Adeola Hopewell Street, Victoria Island, Lagos.

You really have to stop your dealing with those contacting you through email communications or telephone calls conversations, okay, because they will dry you up until you have nothing to eat. The only money I paid was just $1,250 for IRS permit fees, which you know. So you have to take note of that and act accordingly and I assure you that with the help of this reputable Attorney General (Honourable Barrister Freedom Bukar ESQ) your over due payment will be release and wire transferred to you.

Thank you very much as you read this message and God bless you and your family.

Mrs. Jessica Smith



















This is just a short true note about your unpaid fund, so you need to relax and read very well to your best understanding.
I am Mr Adeakunle Elvis. a computer scientist working with central bank of Nigeria. I am 25 years old, just started working with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and but the fund was not released to you.
The most annoying thing is that they won't tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you,instead they allow you spend money unnecessarily, I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security and assure me that when I make the release, you will settle me .
I needed to do this because you need to know the status of your Funds and cause for the delay, Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria, you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing needed to release this fund is the Original Anti drug/terrorist clearance certificate which will be tendered to any of your nominated bank and the INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE(IRS) for clearance of the transfered amount in your account.
Once the Original Anti drug /terrorist clearance certificate is obtained funds will immediately reflect in your bank within 10 Minutes, the certificate is all that is needed to complete this transaction. The only authorized person who will issue you your Original document is Mr. Shelton D. Johnson and his personal email address is: [email protected]
Please Nlote: when contacting him, do not/ never tell him I was the one, just make sure you indicate your file letter X and tell him painted color Red so that he would recognise your file.
Note that the actual funds is valued at $15.5 MILLION USD and the president made a compensation fund release for all unpaid beneficiary valued at $10 million usd.
Therefore, you will not be able to receive your Original initial fund but the sum of $6 million will be transfered to you as soon as sthe original documents is cleared.
Listed below are the mafia's and banks behind the non release of your funds that i managed to sneak out for your kind persual.
1) Prof. Charles soludo
2) Chief Joseph Sanusi
3) Dr. R. Rasheed
4) Barrister Awele Ugorji
5) Mr Roland Ngwa
6) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
7) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
8) Dr. Patrick Aziza
Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
9) Mr. Tunde Lemo
Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
10) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Members
11) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala
12) Mrs. Rita Ekwesili
13) Barr Jacob Onyema
14) Dr. Godwin Oboh: Director Union Bank Of Nigeria.
15) Mr John Collins: Global Diplomat Director.
16) Foreign fund diplomatic courier
17) Barr. Becky Owens
18)Rev. Steven Jones
19) bank of Africa
20)Mrs. Debbie Hargrove
21)Mr. Micheal Wagner
22) ADB Bank Ouagadougou Burkinafaso
23) FSA UK
24) NATWEST BANK
25) ECO Bank
26) Credit Bank
Do get in touch with me immediately to conclude this final transaction immediately,and also send to me your convenient tel/fax numbers for easy communications.
Regards,
Mr Elvis Adekunle



















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I have a Business Proposal of $21,300,000.00 for you to handle with me
from my
bank.I will need you to help me in transferring the above funds. I need
to know
if you will be able to handle this with me before I explain to you in
details,
if you agree to work with me please send me your:

1,Full names,
2,occupation,
3,private phone number,
4,current residential address.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated

Regards

Liu Tia Ling
[email protected]



















ATTN: Agent James olawale


Be informed that your email has won a compesation award of a certified bank check of eight hundred thousand us dollars compensation .Be inform that the cheque will be sent from WEST AFRICA but through office account with Abbey Bank, London.The check will bear Abbey Bank, London.


This a personal cheque,so be rest assured that the money will be cleared in your account immediately it is deposited into your account.


You are required to reconfirm your full name, address where the certified bank cheque will be sent.Your telephone number is also needed for swift communication.


As soon as we receive your information, you will have to choose an Option below on how to obtain your cheque.


(1).To be sent via FASTWAY COURIER SERVICE and the tracking number will be sent to you to enable you track it down before its arrival in your country.However, we have bargained with the courier company to make this charges less expensive for you to be able to get you parcel without any form of delay and please be informed that the cost of shipment and the insurance coverage of the Certified Cheque is at your expense.


(2).You can come down to our office in person for cash payment.



Fill this form and return it back to me to enable me process your check at once.


(1) Your full name-
(2) Your address -
(3) Your telephone number-
4) Company's name-


Yours faithfully,
Mr.Olawale James
? 2008
Tel: +234-708--831--3100


















EMAIL TRANSMISSION
FROM: MR.WARREN JACK.
WIRE TRANSFER DEPARTMENT.
PART PAYMENT ARREARS FROM
TOTALLING US$5.4 MILLION

Note: This e-mail may contain PRIVILEGED and CONFIDENTIAL information and It intended only for the use of the specific individual(s) to which it is addressed. If you are not an intended recipient of this e-mail, you are hereby notified that any unauthorized use, dissemination or copying of this e-mail or the information contained in it or attached To it is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, Please delete it and immediately notify the person named above by Reply e-mail.
Thank you.
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Message.
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ATTN Beneficiary,
We are pleased to inform you that we have negotiated instruction with our correspondent Bank, Union Bank of Nigeria Plc to draw US$ 5.4 million which represent part payment of your inherited contract fund, credited to file KTU/ 9023118308/03, at the owner of this email address from their account with us and credit in your favor in settlement of a contract involving the Nigeria government. The transfer is irrevocable, indivisible and non-transferable.
This transaction has been secured with personal identification computerized sealed Numbers, Contract Accreditation Pin No, Transfer Access Code (Tag) and anti terrorist clearance certificate to enable us identify the rightful beneficiary and to avoid Diversion of the
fund to wrong account.
Please contact head foreign operations unit, Union Bank of Nigeria Plc.

DR. DAVID WILSON (Head of Operations)
International Remmitance Department
Telephone: +234 702-560-1755
Email: [email protected]
With your Telephone, fax number and contact address, Your Bank Informations to enable us release your fund to your nominated bank account without any further delay. If we do not receive your information for re-confirmation from you within 7 days from date of this email the transfer will be null and void as we have many contractors to pay.
For further enquiry you can contact this bank with the above telephone Number. We are most sincerely sorry for every inconvenience as occasion In this matter.

Yours truly,

HSBC WIRE TRANSFER PROCESSING DIV.
MADRID , SPAIN .
ATTN: MR.WARREN JACK
SENIOR MANAGING DIRECTOR
SECURITY & INVESTIGATION
H.S.B.C.WIRE TRANSFER PROCESSING DIVISION
12, CALLE STREET, DEL CARLOS LEGANES MADRID SPAIN .
GL 32 BY U>K HONBANK SWIFT HBCBK 353
00 999 0367826 8366410
REGISTERED IN U.K NUMBER 720662. REGISTERED OFFICE: 12,
CALLE STREET DEL CARLOS LEGANES MADRID , SPAIN



















Dear Friend,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition. I am happy to inform you about my success in getting your winning funds under the co-operation of a new partner from South Africa. Presently I'm in South Africa for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.Meanwhile, I did not forget your past efforts and attempts to get your winnings despite that itfailed somehow. Now contact my secretary in Lagos below are his contact informations.

COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT AGENT: MR.WALTER WILLIAMS
EMAIL: [email protected]
Tel: +234-803-772-1200

Ask him to send you the total $500,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) certified bank Cheque, which I raised in your favor for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempt in this matter.I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touch with my secretary and give him your address where to send the draft to you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive the Cheque to enable us share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. In the moment,I'm very busy here because of the investment projects,which the new partner and me are having at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the secretary on your behalf to Receive that money. So feelfree to get in touch with him Mr. Walter Williams without any delay.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.

Best regards,

Yours faithfully,
ASSISTANT CHAIRMAN,
Mrs. Helen Chops
? 2008.
 
Aw, c'mon she just wants to store her box at your place for a while. It's a good deal for 3 million dollars and almost 4Kg of Gold. :p
 
FUnny... A pennyless African girl that has access to a computer to send e-mails frequently, and knows near perfect English. I feel sorry for the people that fall for this shit.
 
I have never gotten a scam mail a single time as far as I remember.

EDIT: Maybe one or two, now that I think of it.
 
Once, within the space of two weeks, five, rich, African businessmen and their entire families died in three plane crashes and a car crash and I was offered their entire estates.
 
Once, within the space of two weeks, five, rich, African businessmen and their entire families died in three plane crashes and a car crash and I was offered their entire estates.

I tell ya. Those African's sure are generous.
 
Once, within the space of two weeks, five, rich, African businessmen and their entire families died in three plane crashes and a car crash and I was offered their entire estates.

You're posting from your now payed for space station, right?
 
Do you ever come to think it could be mutants sending scam email?
 
No we don't.
Oh wait you're banned.
I make myself laugh sometimes.

Over the past month on my old email
I've had 3 little girls offer me 10kg in gold bars
2 rich african buisnessmen offer me $50,000,000 USD
Barack Obama offer me a seat in Parliament and $250,000,000USD
 
Do you ever come to think it could be mutants sending scam email?

Good god... This dude wasn't serious about this, was he?

Btw, I never have gotten scams like these, but people really are stupid enough to comply with them. FOX did a report on it once, if I remember right. Some dumb woman believed this guy was going to send her $100 every month from her Grand Grand Uncles life savings that she inherited. People really are stupid enough... God help us.
 
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