One of the most painful things in the world....

[CyberPitz]

So I came home for lunch, started to eat a sandwich, when I realized I had to take a dump. I thought, "OK, I'll go after I eat." So I finally finish eating, and sit on the pot, start to push, and possibly the most painful log erupted out of my anal cavity. It was like the size of Big Foot, even including the claws on the way out. Included is a picture of this horrifying beast. Really, the blood is where the picture shines.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/176/pewsizehp8.jpg

Explain your facial expressions now.

 

[Marinmald]

walk it off pansy.

 

[Hazar]

longcat!?!?

 

[Ennui]

If I didn't close this, it would still end up closed; responsibility is a bitch.

However, I both want to commend you and let you know that my first impulse was to sticky the thread, not close it

 

[Danimal]

Ugh.

Just... Ugh.