One question about the patriot act?

[jverne]

Lets presume that on the next us election the democrats win! what will happen to the patriot act, will it be baned? if not, then the dem are the same shit like the cons!

 

[15357]

Lets presume that on the next us election the democrats win! what will happen to the patriot act, will it be baned? if not, then the dem are the same shit like the cons!

2009: Patriot act is gone
2009: Statue of Liberty is bombed
2010: All US troops in other countries are gone
2010: US military is halved
2011: US military is quartered
2012: Canada invades US
2015: Canada wins
2016: WW3
...
2027: End WW3, start Apocalypse.


That is my prediction for the future if the democrats win the US election next time and the time after.





It was not serious. (Well, kind of)

 

[KagePrototype]

Step 1: Abolish Patriot Act
Step 2: ...
Step 3: Profit

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Alternatively:

Bush incarcerates everyone who doesn't vote for him as "terrorists" just before the election.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[kirovman]

Or the democrats follow a policy very similar to Bush's, with marginally differences, to seem slighter nicer. And keep the Patriot Act, but rename it "The Republican Act - we didn't make it, but we'll keep it cos it's there, lol"

 

[pvtbones]

2012: Canada invades US
2015: Canada wins

I like this part, but I don't see how it ties in with this part:

2016: WW3
...
2027: End WW3, start Apocalypse.

 

[DeusExMachina]

It'll probably be downplayed, though not by much. It's not like the Patriot Act is effecting much anyway. The government should be all over my ass the things I search for on the internet .

 

[CptStern]

2009: Patriot act is gone
2009: Statue of Liberty is bombed
2010: All US troops in other countries are gone
2010: US military is halved
2011: US military is quartered
2012: Canada invades US
2015: Canada wins
2016: WW3
...
2027: End WW3, start Apocalypse.


That is my prediction for the future if the democrats win the US election next time and the time after.





It was not serious. (Well, kind of)

well let's see what happens if the republicans win:


2009: patriot act is amended to include war times measues acts that imposes martial laws, zero tolerance of activism, zero tolerance of speaking out against the government
2010: US troops move amass on Kuwaiti, Iraqi, South Korean borders
2010: US military invades Iran
2011: US military invades Syria
2012: US military invades North Korea
2015: North Korea launches nukes at South Korea in retaliation, NK is then nuked in response ..area becomes known as the "burning zone"
2016: Operatives from Iran, Syria, NK smuggle aboard nuclear payload carrying space shuttle ..crashs into Washington making it a desert for over a 1000 years

2027: End WW3, start Apocalypse.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Even if the candidates were Giuliani or McCain?

 

[Solaris]

The democracts are pussies, they voted for the patriot act.

 

[theotherguy]

It'll probably be downplayed, though not by much. It's not like the Patriot Act is effecting much anyway. The government should be all over my ass the things I search for on the internet .

they will be after google gives up their searches to the feds.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Yeah, I'm trying to use my wisely...

 

[OCybrManO]

I'm doing my part by inundating Google with searches for porn. That ought to slow them down...

 

[15357]

well let's see what happens if the republicans win:


2009: patriot act is amended to include war times measues acts that imposes martial laws, zero tolerance of activism, zero tolerance of speaking out against the government
2010: US troops move amass on Kuwaiti, Iraqi, South Korean borders
2010: US military invades Iran
2011: US military invades Syria
2012: US military invades North Korea
2015: North Korea launches nukes at South Korea in retaliation, NK is then nuked in response ..area becomes known as the "burning zone"
2016: Operatives from Iran, Syria, NK smuggle aboard nuclear payload carrying space shuttle ..crashs into Washington making it a desert for over a 1000 years

2027: End WW3, start Apocalypse.

Ok, that sucks. A lot.


We need to make some pre-emptive measures to ensure that both democrats and republicans don't win the election. Something like assasination

 

[pvtbones]

Ok, that sucks. A lot.


We need to make some pre-emptive measures to ensure that both democrats and republicans don't win the election. Something like assasination

elect me perhaps? I'll bring peace to the world! (and cake)

 

[15357]

2012: Canada invades US
2015: Canada wins

I like this part,

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