Online Confessional

[CptStern]

Oh this is hilarious and a great idea ...however I'll have to scale back on my confessions cuz they'll need a separate server

http://grouphug.us/

example:



random guy: "I shaved my nuts for the first time last night. It looks awsome!"




scary random confessional dude:



"It's the 15/m with the small dick again. I said there were alot of things wrong with me so here you go. I should start with the porn. It's not that I have porn, I mean every 15 year old on the planet has porn but it's the type of porn. At first it was kind of funny to me then I started halving it down the middle with normal porn and this kind but now it's just all hentai......

....They're pretty much about nothing but cute romantic comedy and I don't know why I like them. I wan't to puke when I think back on what I just watched but when i'm watching them I like them. Worst of all I think my brother found them in the folder I was trying to hide them in. So I'm ashamed to look him in the eye sometimes thinking that he's remembering those gay-ass shows he caught me with. And last there's the poor hygiene but I don't think this should count because if I were thin then I would give a shit. But it's still pretty bad. I usually shower once every four days and brush my teeth every three. I clean my ears less then I should and I wear too much deorderant. Nothing TOO extreme but still bad. God I'm pathetic.

...Then there's the crying. I usually cry every night. Why?...I honestly don't know...."

:O



is this kngHenry?:

if my parents had actually bothered to take an interest in me when i was younger they could have seen the potential that i had. i could have been an absolute genius. i have always done well academically but i could have been amazing. tonight i went to my college awards night, everyone went to collect their certificates in front of their proud parents while i went on stage to collect mine on my own. I have an interview with one of the world's best universities this week but i will not get a place, i have no self worth or esteem, why do something to get no recognition or at least even a 'well-done' for it. why do people have children if they are not going to bother with them.

some it is sad, while others are a little disturbing:

I'm so upset with my insensitive boyfriend that I want to cut myself. I haven't cut in nearly 4 years, and I was proud of that... but I'd let it go down the drain if it would just make me feel better for a little while

anyone want to start the ball rolling? please THINK before posting, dont be admitting stuff that could get you banned or worse arrested. DO NOT USE REAL NAMES

 

[xcellerate]

i never understood the point of cutting yourself. How does physically hurting yourself make your emotional pain better?

How does that idea even come up? I mean what situation would instigate it?

"omg omg omg my boyfriend broke up with me! I’m so fat and ugly and stupid! Why didn't I do every right!"
<logic=flawed>
*contemplates*
</logic>
"I’m gonna cut my self...yea...that's an awesome idea! wow! i feel better just saying it! ahhahahahahaaahaahahahahaa"

 

[Solaris]

My two year old crapped in the swimming pool and I sneaked him out without anyone noticing and went to a different pool without telling anyone.

Lol!

 

[CptStern]

it's all about seeking attention ..they just want the attention, the cutting is the means to an end


solaris: that's hilarious ....and no it wasnt me

 

[Solaris]

^^ This ones just weird:

today i had this huge zit on my ass. it was about the size of a golf ball. it hurt like hell but i grabbed a hold of it and squeezed it. the pain was blinding but eventually i felt a pop. out came squirting a giant plug of red and white pus. i ate the whole thing.

 

[CptStern]

thank god I just finished eating lunch

 

[DizzyOne]

no offence but that site is 5 years old >,>

http://grouphug.us/search?q=flayra

 

[Solaris]

It's excellant reading though. Some of it's terribly sad, some disgusting, somes inspirational.
;( ;(

About a year ago I was at my grandmohters house doing her yard. She was very sick the month before and we didn't expect her to live much longer. I had only just stared the yard when i went inside to get a water so i wouldn't have to keep making trips inside to quench my thirst. When i opened the door i had sensed something was wrong, i went into the living room where my gandma was resting and noticed she wasn't breathing. I panicked, i didn't know what to do, so i went outside finished the yard and went home makin it seem as if she was perfectly fine. I was to ashamed to tell my parents i hadn't called them or the paramedics for help. I waited for my parents to find her a few days later when they deliverd her groceries. I feel awful and i don't think i can ever tell my parents.

 

[short recoil]

Lol i don't confess a thing because i never do anything i don't think anyone should know about or i'm ashamed of.

I'm pure.

 

[CptStern]

sure you are



I'd like to teach this person a thing or two:



"i cant stand people looking at me.
to the extend i beat my bf's dog becos it was looking at me. it kept looking at me after i beat it. i regret doing it but i dunno y i jus cant stand it "

 

[Llama]

Quoted by some random Pheodaphile

"I masturbate to the image of my 14 year old best friend. I am 18 and I can't stop thinking of her"


..........:|

 

[Ennui]

oh let me go ahead and get it straight
it's probably best to avoid posting confessions that you stole steam accounts in this thread

i was looking through this site the other day. some of it's funny, some pathetic, some disgusting, and there are a few that just make me want to break down and cry.

 

[Solaris]

I remeber a thread on something similar, but on it people had wrote confesions on colourful postcards and sent them in, does anyone remeber the site Url?

 

[CptStern]

I remeber a thread on something similar, but on it people had wrote confesions on colourful postcards and sent them in, does anyone remeber the site Url?

it's not this one is it?

 

[Beerdude26]

I have a crush on Ken Jennings, the all-time Jeopardy champion.

lol

I killed my little brother and gotaway with it

Woah.

 

[Skaadi]

Oh god!!!!!
What the hell is wrong with some of these people??????
People actually posted stuff about smearing! SMEARING!

 

[Ennui]

I remeber a thread on something similar, but on it people had wrote confesions on colourful postcards and sent them in, does anyone remeber the site Url?

http://postsecret.blogspot.com

I prefer postsecret to grouphug a lot. People don't make stupid lies and/or jokes when they have to work to put in a postcard.

 

[Solaris]

it's not this one is it?

No, they actually sent in postcards to a mailing adress.

 

[CptStern]

Oh god!!!!!
What the hell is wrong with some of these people??????
People actually posted stuff about smearing! SMEARING!

heh you may or may not want to read this one:





"I love my girl but i am i am not very into her sexual at all but she gives me head but never will sallow..

She just moved up to collage and has a roomate is amazing looking. body to kill for an 11

I've not saw my girl in a while and talked her into giving me head. i was on her computer chair near her roomates desk. it didn't take too long due to how long we've been apart.

well i knew it was going to be alot so i pulled out and found this cup with about half warm milk in on the dess (figured it was old) and it and let loose into the cup to try and not make a mess.

my girl leaves to (get that taste out of her mouth) and no less then 10 seconds later her roomate comes in and puts on her watch and ....picks up the cup and glups the rest of the milk right down. puts her shoes on and leaves

....i've never felt so pleased"


:O :O :O :x

 

[Solaris]

http://postsecret.blogspot.com

I prefer postsecret to grouphug a lot. People don't make stupid lies and/or jokes when they have to work to put in a postcard.

That's it. I prefer that one too.

 

[Beerdude26]

http://postsecret.blogspot.com

I prefer postsecret to grouphug a lot. People don't make stupid lies and/or jokes when they have to work to put in a postcard.

This stuff is like 10 to a million times more reflective than any crap I've ever had to read or listen to in Religion class.

 

[Skaadi]

heh you may or may not want to read this one:





"I love my girl but i am i am not very into her sexual at all but she gives me head but never will sallow..

She just moved up to collage and has a roomate is amazing looking. body to kill for an 11

I've not saw my girl in a while and talked her into giving me head. i was on her computer chair near her roomates desk. it didn't take too long due to how long we've been apart.

well i knew it was going to be alot so i pulled out and found this cup with about half warm milk in on the dess (figured it was old) and it and let loose into the cup to try and not make a mess.

my girl leaves to (get that taste out of her mouth) and no less then 10 seconds later her roomate comes in and puts on her watch and ....picks up the cup and glups the rest of the milk right down. puts her shoes on and leaves

....i've never felt so pleased"


:O :O :O :x

I've lost all faith in humanity.

 

[Beerdude26]

"I love my girl but i am i am not very into her sexual at all but she gives me head but never will sallow..

She just moved up to collage and has a roomate is amazing looking. body to kill for an 11

I've not saw my girl in a while and talked her into giving me head. i was on her computer chair near her roomates desk. it didn't take too long due to how long we've been apart.

well i knew it was going to be alot so i pulled out and found this cup with about half warm milk in on the dess (figured it was old) and it and let loose into the cup to try and not make a mess.

my girl leaves to (get that taste out of her mouth) and no less then 10 seconds later her roomate comes in and puts on her watch and ....picks up the cup and glups the rest of the milk right down. puts her shoes on and leaves

....i've never felt so pleased"


:O :O :O :x

Bwahahahahahhahahahahahahaah!!!!
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha.
Ooh, I need some air.
Aaaahahahaahhaahahahhaaaaaaaa

 

[Solaris]

I don't like it how anyone can moderate what's submitted. Some asshole rejected mine.

 

[Skaadi]

Going.........to throw up....

 

[Greatgat]

Ah hell... Yeah, what Beerdude said. I laughed my ass off...

 

[ComradeBadger]

I have nothing to confess. I have done nothing I'm ashamed of

 

[Remus]

I have nothing to confess. I have done nothing I'm ashamed of

Ditto:E

 

[Llama]

heh you may or may not want to read this one:





"I love my girl but i am i am not very into her sexual at all but she gives me head but never will sallow..

She just moved up to collage and has a roomate is amazing looking. body to kill for an 11

I've not saw my girl in a while and talked her into giving me head. i was on her computer chair near her roomates desk. it didn't take too long due to how long we've been apart.

well i knew it was going to be alot so i pulled out and found this cup with about half warm milk in on the dess (figured it was old) and it and let loose into the cup to try and not make a mess.

my girl leaves to (get that taste out of her mouth) and no less then 10 seconds later her roomate comes in and puts on her watch and ....picks up the cup and glups the rest of the milk right down. puts her shoes on and leaves

....i've never felt so pleased"


:O :O :O :x

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

First time ive laughed in 24 hours, thanks.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

heh you may or may not want to read this one:





"I love my girl but i am i am not very into her sexual at all but she gives me head but never will sallow..

She just moved up to collage and has a roomate is amazing looking. body to kill for an 11

I've not saw my girl in a while and talked her into giving me head. i was on her computer chair near her roomates desk. it didn't take too long due to how long we've been apart.

well i knew it was going to be alot so i pulled out and found this cup with about half warm milk in on the dess (figured it was old) and it and let loose into the cup to try and not make a mess.

my girl leaves to (get that taste out of her mouth) and no less then 10 seconds later her roomate comes in and puts on her watch and ....picks up the cup and glups the rest of the milk right down. puts her shoes on and leaves

....i've never felt so pleased"


:O :O :O :x

omg hahahahahahaha!
shit i can't top laughing

 

[jimbo118]

heh you may or may not want to read this one:





"I love my girl but i am i am not very into her sexual at all but she gives me head but never will sallow..

She just moved up to collage and has a roomate is amazing looking. body to kill for an 11

I've not saw my girl in a while and talked her into giving me head. i was on her computer chair near her roomates desk. it didn't take too long due to how long we've been apart.

well i knew it was going to be alot so i pulled out and found this cup with about half warm milk in on the dess (figured it was old) and it and let loose into the cup to try and not make a mess.

my girl leaves to (get that taste out of her mouth) and no less then 10 seconds later her roomate comes in and puts on her watch and ....picks up the cup and glups the rest of the milk right down. puts her shoes on and leaves

....i've never felt so pleased"


:O :O :O :x

i lol'd tbh :stare: :|

 

[Remus]

Bleaaaahhh, if thats true it's just nasty:x . Good thing i didn't eat anything today:cheese: .

 

[Beerdude26]

Bleaaaahhh, if thats true it's just nasty:x . Good thing i didn't eat anything today:cheese: .

An anorexic redneck? D:

 

[short recoil]

Bleaaaahhh, if thats true it's just nasty:x . Good thing i didn't eat anything today:cheese: .

That would be bodybuilding suicide for me.

You really should eat at least 3 meals everyday, even if you do no physical activity.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

it's all about seeking attention ..they just want the attention, the cutting is the means to an end

Not always. How many of you knew about the scars on my arms? It's sometimes because things hurt so much that real, physical pain is the only thing that's going to take your mind off of that blackness in your head.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[CptStern]

yes I agree that is/can be a motivation ...however it's misguided and ultimately not fullfilling (as the mental anguish increases does the level of pain inflict also increase? I hope you're still not acting out in that way AL ..if so you need to seek help ..even if you're overcome the need to do it, you should seek help to deal with depression, it's just not healthy to feel that way

 

[JNightshade]

Originally Posted by Stern
Oh this is hilarious

It takes a pretty pathetic person to find humor in others' pain :|

 

[CptStern]

It takes a pretty pathetic person to find humor in others' pain :|

:upstare: 37 posts and you choose that one line to comment on? did you bother reading any further than that first line? how could you have missed this? it's in the same post:

some [of] it is sad, while others are a little disturbing

 

[JNightshade]

I'm just saying. It's all pretty sad to me :/

 

[MiccyNarc]

http://postsecret.blogspot.com

I prefer postsecret to grouphug a lot. People don't make stupid lies and/or jokes when they have to work to put in a postcard.

So. F***ing. Depressing.