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[ríomhaire]

This is what you get when you put the g-man's opening speech from Half-Life 2 into AltaVista Babel Fish Translator from English, to German, to French, to Spanish, to English.

And Mr. Freeman, the ascent and Shine shine, increase. That it would want to suggest they have not slept over the use. Nobody is more to win of a rest, and the whole effort would go of the world to waste unti let to us well say exactly that its hour came again. The right man in the false place can differentiate totality relative to the world. Therefore, you, wake up to Mr. Freeman, wake up and si?ntense incinerates it.

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[Tollbooth Willie]

ROLF that awesome. This is what I got when I translated my sig from Dutch to English.

There is a place which remains still. It with apprehension, with it the pain.

Translation: There is a place that still remains. It eats the fear, it eats the pain.

Ten rape points to whoever can guess what it is.

 

[HunterSeeker]

This is what I get after translating around the phrase: What does not kill me makes me stronger


What I do not kill to me more strongly make

 

[TheDan]

Nobody is more to win of a rest

 

[99.vikram]

Came to this site to take a break
But turns out 'twas a big mistake
Coz' Willie is in da house and on da loose
Yo, homie, gimme some more booze!

I look around for dem hawt chix
to share with, this awesome mix
But then Jintor says this is the Interwebs, bitch!
And now I'm getting this urge to itch..

I dig into my my weedburger and put on some mayo
while listening to RHCP's 'Hey Oh!'
Some may think it's just a loada shit
and so do I, come to think of it..

What's with the the lyrics, they make no sense
But what the hell, it's better than 50 cent.
Now it's time for me to stop bustin rhymes

He came conduct investigation of a crack to this place but the return for outside ' of twas is wrongly large Coz ' Willie in the house of this of and in this of MoU, homie Yo, of gimme some more spirits! I eye around for chix of hawt of dem for departager with, these awesome to mixture but then Jintor say that these Interwebs are, chienne! And now I start itch.. with this incentive I dig in my weedburger mis from and put on some mayo to de?couter RHCP ' s ' hey Oh! Some can think they that an excrement of loada is equitably and as soon as i, come of him think. This does be they that with lyrics, absolutely no direction but what enfer are, better of hundred 50 now is the hour for me of bus tin stop rhymes

English -> Portugues -> French -> Dutch -> English.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

So there goes Darkside
Bustin' out a smooth rhyme
I call him Darkstyles
Jint calls him Darkseid.

He stares at his computer reading these posts
while wondering if we're complementing or simply doing some roasts
He raises his fist ans smiles with a look so sinister
and people point and shout "F*CK RUN HE'S HERE!"

We run and fight to get to da chopper
but along comes Putin "Lol chopper's closed due to AIDS someone took in in the pooper"
There's shock, awe and an incredible fuss
there's not time for that now we gotta get to da bus

I must finish this rhyme there's no where to continue
until something else happens so for now we're all sitting ducks
So until then watch out don't let Dark get you
*Reads rhyme* Jesus Christ this rhyme ****ing sucks!

Thus Darkside Bustin goes ' for is of one rhymes that smooth I call it Darkstyles Jint I call it Darkseid. To look at fixed in its computer that reads these posts when wanting to know if we will be complementing or making some simply roasts it we raise its American Standard National of the fist we smile thus with a look that to sinister and peoples he points and shout "F*CK FUNCIONA-O is HERE" We function and we fight to start to the inverting interruptor of the one of but we saw closed longitudinally of the inverting interruptor of Putin "Lol due to the AIDS that somebody fez examination inside in pooper" is shock there, awe and one fuss incredible is not hour for that one there now we starts to start to the bar-bus of the one of I must finish this rhymes there is none where to continue until something happens more thus than for now we they are all the ducks if thus seating until then the clock for outside does not leave the blackness starting * It reads rhymes * Jesus Christ that this f*ck of rhymes sucks!

English -> Portuguese -> English

 

[bam23]

I rofled

ROLF that awesome. This is what I got when I translated my sig from Dutch to English.



Translation: There is a place that still remains. It eats the fear, it eats the pain.

Ten rape points to whoever can guess what it is.

The Day the World Went Away.

****ing rape points plz.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Bingo. Rape points get.