Only in Japan

[Eejit]

The new first lady of Japan has described receiving a visit from a UFO and meeting a Hollywood actor in a past life.


Yukio Hatoyama's wife has spoken publicly of an apparent alien visit, and said she was taken to a "beautiful place" two decades ago.

"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," she wrote


During one programme, she claimed she became friends with Hollywood actor Tom Cruise after meeting him in a previous incarnation.

"He was Japanese in his past life, and we were together so when I see him, I will say, 'Hi. It's been a long time,' and he will immediately understand," the 66-year-old explained.

Is anyone really surprised?

Tom Cruise should know better than to encourage such lunacy, many people look to level headed stars such as himself to provide an example.

 

[13LACKBISHOP]

That explains the last samurai then.

 

[Remus]

...many people look to level headed stars such as himself to provide an example.

Why?

Oh wait, people are sheep.

 

[13LACKBISHOP]

Why?

Oh wait, people are sheep.

Apart from humans taste like bacon. I have said to much.

 

[Tyguy]

"while my body was asleep"...

occam's razor would suggest that venus is impossible to get to in the amount of time she was asleep, she probably only went to the moon or mars at the most.

 

[Sulkdodds]

For some reason I find the title of her book incredibly charming.

also insert joke about christian politicians also believing in crazy things etc

 

[Remus]

"while my body was asleep"...

occam's razor would suggest that venus is impossible to get to in the amount of time she was asleep, she probably only went to the moon or mars at the most.

Warp speed, bitch.

 

[Tyguy]

For some reason I find the title of her book incredibly charming.

lol, i didn't see that at first. i wonder if "I Flew to Venus and I was Married to Tom Cruise" was taken.

Warp speed, bitch.

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