Ooohhh Myyy Ggoooodddd!!!!

Yeah, I laughed to tears on it. When it went into slow mo, me and my roomate just BUSTED up. Saw this Friday morning when it was first posted on Ebaums. It was some funny shite.
 
I read about someone who lit a lighter by his ass hole while he farted, and intestinal gas is flammable, so he lit the fart on fire. The problem though, was that because he lit the lighter WHILE he farted, he lit the fart on the inside of his ass and he burned inside out.
 
OMG?!?!?

Ok, 2 years ago my friend was pissing about with fireworks. he lost three fingers and is blind in one eye. a year ago another friend was lucky, third degree burns on his hands neck and face.

*runs off too play with fireworks*
 
What's the fascination with fireworks? Especially when there are so many accidents cos of people fecking around with 'em.
 
Devvo said:
What's the fascination with fireworks? Especially when there are so many accidents cos of people fecking around with 'em.
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Big noise! Bright colours!

Really don't see the fascination myself either. Although I do like a good bonfire.
 
SimonomiS said:
Big noise! Bright colours!

Really don't see the fascination myself either. Although I do like a good bonfire.
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I'd agree with ya there mate. Can't beat it ;)
 
Fireworks are only fun when you're launching them at each other and doing stupid shit. When you're drunk. When you've lost all good reasoning. And then afterwards you walk on hot coals and then get thrown out of your local pool permanently at 4:00 AM for trespassing.
 
LOL tht is quite funny! Fireworks can be rele interesting n lush to wotch!
 
ComradeBadger said:
It's a southern thing. I say it all the time.. people at uni think I'm strange ;(
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Heh, in the North, only chavs say it :E

In my experience anyway.
 
That guy would shit burning razor blades for month after that! LOL
 
Oh man... thats just ****ed up. LOL. Today's youth... just so ****ing moronic. LOL

Though... fireworks are pretty scary sometimes. Especially in those videos where fireworks factories explode... Plus, i've known some people who's fingers got completely mutilated on their hands from a fireworking going off when they weren't expecting it.

And a kid who got hit in the eye from playing bottle rocket wars. Eye was mushed right back into the socket... the body's natural reflex to close the soft, weak eyelid did nothing to stop it.
 
Raziaar said:
And a kid who got hit in the eye from playing bottle rocket wars. Eye was mushed right back into the socket... the body's natural reflex to close the soft, weak eyelid did nothing to stop it.
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This is so ****ing awesome I don't even have words to describe it.
 
*Admires Absinthe's dark and twisted pleasures*

This is the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

http://www.taproot.com/blog/fireworkfactory.wmv

It starts out slow, then a huge torrent of fireworks going off, a massive cloud of smoke billowing, and then an unexpected huge-ass explosion, knocking the camera man down, followed by small popping of the remains.
 
What a ****ing retard. He should kill himself. Now.
 
Did you see the video of the kids having bottle rocket fights? They redid it with Quake 3 music and sound effects (rocket launchers and whatnot), and put icons above the people's heads who were doing good. That was the funniest firework video I've ever seen.
 
Absinthe said:
Fireworks are only fun when you're launching them at each other and doing stupid shit. When you're drunk. When you've lost all good reasoning. And then afterwards you walk on hot coals and then get thrown out of your local pool permanently at 4:00 AM for trespassing.
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I remember that :D

And every time I hear lush I think about this : :imu:
 
vegeta897 said:
*Admires Absinthe's dark and twisted pleasures*

This is the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

http://www.taproot.com/blog/fireworkfactory.wmv

It starts out slow, then a huge torrent of fireworks going off, a massive cloud of smoke billowing, and then an unexpected huge-ass explosion, knocking the camera man down, followed by small popping of the remains.
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Old, but always awesome to watch :P
 
I dont see the point in shit like that... most of all i think fireworks are just a way to burn your money into the sky
 
Gui! said:
I dont see the point in shit like that... most of all i think fireworks are just a way to burn your money into the sky
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Yeah, I havn't bought Fireworks for years on years. Waste of money. Sure they look good and all, but hell, I'd rather go to the park in Joplin and watch the big firewords display there funded by teh city. Lots of money into that, so it looks really cool.
 
vegeta897 said:
*Admires Absinthe's dark and twisted pleasures*

This is the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

http://www.taproot.com/blog/fireworkfactory.wmv

It starts out slow, then a huge torrent of fireworks going off, a massive cloud of smoke billowing, and then an unexpected huge-ass explosion, knocking the camera man down, followed by small popping of the remains.
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HOLYSHIT ! thats like Aliens attack !
 
And I thought I was stupid for making my own fireworks (Well...bombs would be a more accurate word)

Sticking a bottle rocket in the ass isn't even very funny...I'd rather just make my own bombs to light off inside of pumpkins instead.

Okay so that's almost equally as stupid as the kids in the vid...meh :p
 
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