Oops, I did it again

[Shakermaker]

Kinda saw this coming. Britney Spears divorcing K-Fed. Of course "irreconcilable differences" are stated as the reason. 24 Years old and ending your second marriage. If she keeps this up she'll end up like Zsazsa Gabor.

 

[lePobz]

Some say she's lucky to have that lifestyle. I disagree, and so does she. It's more of a curse, one she can't escape. Oh well, s**t happens.

 

[Shakermaker]

Some say she's lucky to have that lifestyle. I disagree, and so does she. It's more of a curse, one she can't escape. Oh well, s**t happens.

Are you K-Fed by any chance?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Now she's free again, time to make your move Pobz. Hillbilly with baggage some would say.

 

[lePobz]

Are you K-Fed by any chance?

No, i'm F'Ked ... his cousin.

Now she's free again, time to make your move Pobz. Hillbilly with baggage some would say.

Wish me luck, chaps ... i'm going in.

 

[Shakermaker]

No, i'm F'Ked ... his cousin.

Wish me luck, chaps ... i'm going in.

lolz

Word of advice: don't settle for a pre-nup. Make sure you get half when you divorce. Coz you will divorce her again.

 

[Que-Ever]

Um... lol? What am I supposed to say?

oh! I know.

hep hep
chookachook chookachook
hep hep, pickitup

no one gives a shit
'bout the bimbo with big tits
sure she had some greatest hits
but her career has gone kaspitz-KEE

Should've stayed with the club
in the mickey mouse hub
her reputation's down the tub
now her and trucker boy are splitz-KEE

She's really flipped her lid
Left alone with inbred kids
Her love life on the skids
Hopefully this will be the last we're gonna SEE

When you hear of Britney Spears
It can only end in tears
Tears of Laughter
Glistenin' in your eye

hep hep hep hep
chookachookachook chookachookachook
hep hep hep hep
hep hep goodbye

 

[xcellerate]

He'll be fine, I mean have you heard his music? With lyrics like those how could he do poorly?

[Chorus:]
Let’s get something to smoke,
and pour me a glass of Privilege
to wet my throat.
Tonight it’s going down.

Get out your brand new fit.
It’s time to hit the town,
and get into some sh*t;
Tonight it’s going down!

[Verse 1:]
One to the two, two to three,
Fell asleep in the whip,
woke up in the squee.

Last night was crazy,
tonight is going down!
Show my lady friend all around the town.

Parked the Harley and hopped in the truck,
Smelling good, and looking like 10 million bucks.

Blue Yankee hat on,
Red monkey pants on,
Fresh to death,
’cause I keep the latest fashion.

Spark the blunt, girl, and your pass on.
Burning kind of slow, that’s good, it’ll last long.

I’m in the fast lane, getting my smash on.
High as a motherf**er, yeah way past gone.

I got LA feeling like Vegas,
nobody does, I’m forgetting that I’m famous.
Pour the Privilege, light the vegas,
I’m feeling myself, and all I’ve got to say is…

[Chorus:]
Let’s get something to smoke,
and pour me a glass of Privilege
to wet my throat.
Tonight it’s going down.

Get out your brand new fit.
It’s time to hit the town,
and get into some sh*t;
Tonight it’s going down!

[Verse 2:]
Been on the west coast all my life,
in love with her just like my wife,
and in love with the Hennessey every damn night,
hooked up with B—- it’s about to get right.

It’s going down like a fresh pair of panties,
Cab looked better than a couple pair of Grammy’s.
You understand me, the city is mine,
so I do like the roll, I twist and wind.

Grab your purse, hop in the two seater,
I’ve got a stash spot big enough to fit two heaters,
One for me, and one for my girl,
Bonnie and Clyde ready to conquor the whole world.

I got Gucci on, she got Prada,
She calls me daddy, but she’s not my daughter,
And I’m not her father, I’m just a mack,
I got tired of drugs so I switched to rap, like that.

[Chorus:]
Let’s get something to smoke,
and pour me a glass of Privilege
to wet my throat.
Tonight it’s going down.

Get out your brand new fit.
It’s time to hit the town,
and get into some sh*t;
Tonight it’s going down!

 

[Que-Ever]

I see I have been shamed. I mean, he obviously spent way more than five minutes writing that.

 

[Slacker]

I have a pirated copy of "playing with fire." Honestly, that's maybe the best-written song on there.

 

[Krynn72]

Am I the only who doesnt give a rats ass about this slut?

 

[function9]

Am I the only who doesnt give a rats ass about this slut?

No you're not. Sure is lonely out here, almost creepy. :O

 

[JNightshade]

Meh. Bitch could rob a bank for all I care. As long as she stays the f*ck away from politics, videogames, literature, and skateboarding, I'm happy.

 

[bam23]

Popozao.