Our hilarious Steam Community chat.

[Acepilotf14]

So, while chatting in the Steam community, Someone decided to be God.
I took the tag 'God's Mother' And DigiQ8 played God.
TCfromBN played God's Dad, Sloth played The Big Bang,
And Vegeta897 played God's imagination... who is gay.
Here it is for your enjoyment.
I am working on a more less-complicated solution to it. Plz stand-by.


God: NO I HAS A STAR
Vegeta897 [1543323]: o
I are we. You are I. We is he. has changed their name to God's Mother.
God's Mother: GTFO IN YOUR ROOM
Vegeta897 [1543323]: dude. god. your mom's hot
The Doctor has changed their name to The Big Bang.
The Big Bang: i beat all of yous
Vegeta897 [1543323]: "get the f-ck out in your room" i f-cking lol'd
God's Mother: HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING WITH SCIENCE AGAIN GOD?
God: HAHAHAHA
God: yes mom
Vegeta897 [11488507]: lol
God's Mother:
God's Mother: GO DO THE YARD
The Big Bang: /me goes BOOM
God: ok
God: *bitch*
Vegeta897 has changed their name to God's Mother.
God's Mother: Oh shi-
The Big Bang: /me creates Known Universe
God's Mother has changed their name to God's Father.
God's Mother:
God: DAD
God's Father: THEN GO TO YOUR ROOM
Vegeta897: lmao at this
God's Mother: So..
God: THIS IS UNFAIR
Vegeta897 has changed their name to God's Imaginary Friend.
God's Imaginary Friend: time to have sex you too
God: LET JESUS DO THE YARD
The Big Bang: i gtg guys
God's Mother: Our son's in his room.. Locked away.. We have the whole night to ourselves..
God's Father: lets go have hot passionate sex while our sun is in his room
God's Father: som
God's Imaginary Friend: lmfao
God's Mother: JESUS HAS WORK TO DO
God's Father: son*
The Big Bang has changed their name to Sloth.
God's Mother: UNLIKE YOU
Atomic_Piggy: lol...wtf
Sloth: for the love of god
God: IM LEAVING THIS HOME
God's Mother: HE HAD TO DIE FOR YOUR SAKES.
God: YOU HAPPY NOW!
God's Imaginary Friend: GOOD IDEA GOD
Sloth: and all that is holy
God's Father: i f-cking rofled
Sloth: save this
God's Imaginary Friend: LETS RUN AWAY TOGETHER
Atomic_Piggy: roflmao
God's Mother: SOMEONE KILL IMAGINATION
God's Father: GOD IS GAY D:?
God's Father: YOUR GROUNDED FOR A YEAR
Sloth disconnected.
God's Imaginary Friend: don't take that guff, god. slap your father
God: *SLAPS*
Atomic_Piggy: lol ^^
God's Father: WHO THE HELL IS THIS
God's Mother: THATS IT
God's Father: TAKES OUT THE BELT
God's Imaginary Friend: do a barrel roll, god
God: YOU CANT HIT ME
God's Father: YOU LITTLE BASTARD
God's Mother: I'M TAKING AWAY YOUR PS3
God's Imaginary Friend: get the knife we stole last week
God's Father: ****ing lol
God's Imaginary Friend: get it now
God: OH THATS IT
God: DAD
God: MOM HAVING AN AFFAIR
God's Father: YOUR LYING
Atomic_Piggy: NO U
God: FUK YEAH
God's Mother: http://gtfonoobstopposting.ytmnd.com/
God: MOM WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LAST NIGHT!
amckern left chat.
God's Father: SHE WAS IN BED WITH ME
God's Mother: INDEED
God's Imaginary Friend: no she wasn't. he's lying, god
God's Mother: D:
God's Father: WHATS IT TO HIM
God's Father: WHY SHOULD HE CARE
God: CUZ IM GONNA MARRY HIM!
God's Mother: WTF
God's Father: OMG
God's Father: YOU ARE GAY
God's Imaginary Friend: i ****ing rofl'd
God's Father: YOUR GROUNDED FOREVER
God's Mother: JUST FOR THIS
God: YOU CANT
God's Imaginary Friend:
God's Mother: WTF
God's Father: OMG
God's Father: NO GO TO YOUR ROOM
Atomic_Piggy: like hell
God: IM GETTING MARRIED
God's Imaginary Friend: oh god i lol'd
God's Mother: I'M INVENTING CIRCUMSCISION
God: AND MOVING TO SAN F.
God's Father: oh my ****ing god
God's Father: i just lold
God: i
God: cant
God: take it
God: anymore
God: haahahahaha
God: hahahahahaah
God's Father: hahahhahahhaha
God's Mother: I'm saving this
God's Father: save it
God's Father: omg
God's Imaginary Friend: the father/mother thing is so ****ing brilliant
God's Mother: indeed
God's Father: lol
God: lol

 

[TCfromBN]

win.

 

[Vegeta897]

It was 10x funnier while it was happening though.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Indeed. That's because we could add onto it.
This should be kept through the generations, as a symbol of why chat is so important in our society.
Comic Relief.

 

[DigiQ8]

It was 10x funnier while it was happening though.

still EPIC LULZ

 

[Vegeta897]

God: NO I HAS A STAR
:imu: Vegeta897 [1543323]: o
God's Mother: GTFO IN YOUR ROOM
:imu: Vegeta897 [1543323]: dude. god. your mom's hot
:imu: Vegeta897 [1543323]: "get the f-ck out in your room" i f-cking lol'd
God's Mother: HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING WITH SCIENCE AGAIN GOD?
God: HAHAHAHA
God: yes mom
:imu: Vegeta897 [11488507]: lol
God's Mother: >:[
God's Mother: GO DO THE YARD
God: ok
God: *bitch*
God's Mother: Oh shi-
God's Mother:
God: DAD
:flame: God's Father: THEN GO TO YOUR ROOM
:imu: Vegeta897: lmao at this
God's Mother: So..
God: THIS IS UNFAIR
:imu: God's Imaginary Friend: time to have sex you too
God: LET JESUS DO THE YARD
God's Mother: Our son's in his room.. Locked away.. We have the whole night to ourselves..
:flame: God's Father: lets go have hot passionate sex while our sun is in his room
:flame: God's Father: som
:imu: God's Imaginary Friend: lmfao
God's Mother: JESUS HAS WORK TO DO
:flame: God's Father: son*
God's Mother: UNLIKE YOU
God: IM LEAVING THIS HOME
God's Mother: HE HAD TO DIE FOR YOUR SAKES.
God: YOU HAPPY NOW!
:imu: God's Imaginary Friend: GOOD IDEA GOD
:flame: God's Father: i f-cking rofled
:imu: God's Imaginary Friend: LETS RUN AWAY TOGETHER
God's Mother: SOMEONE KILL IMAGINATION
:flame: God's Father: GOD IS GAY D:?
:flame: God's Father: YOUR GROUNDED FOR A YEAR
:imu: God's Imaginary Friend: don't take that guff, god. slap your father
God: *SLAPS*
:flame: God's Father: WHO THE HELL IS THIS
God's Mother: THATS IT
:flame: God's Father: TAKES OUT THE BELT
:imu: God's Imaginary Friend: do a barrel roll, god
God: YOU CANT HIT ME
:flame: God's Father: YOU LITTLE BASTARD
God's Mother: I'M TAKING AWAY YOUR PS3
:imu: God's Imaginary Friend: get the knife we stole last week
:flame: God's Father: ****ing lol
:imu: God's Imaginary Friend: get it now
God: OH THATS IT
God: DAD
God: MOM HAVING AN AFFAIR
:flame: God's Father: YOUR LYING
God: FUK YEAH
God: MOM WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LAST NIGHT!
:flame: God's Father: SHE WAS IN BED WITH ME
God's Mother: INDEED
:imu: God's Imaginary Friend: no she wasn't. he's lying, god
God's Mother: D:
:flame: God's Father: WHATS IT TO HIM
:flame: God's Father: WHY SHOULD HE CARE
God: CUZ IM GONNA MARRY HIM!
God's Mother: WTF
:flame: God's Father: OMG
:flame: God's Father: YOU ARE GAY
:imu: God's Imaginary Friend: i ****ing rofl'd
:flame: God's Father: YOUR GROUNDED FOREVER
God's Mother: JUST FOR THIS
God: YOU CANT
God's Mother: WTF
:flame: God's Father: OMG
:flame: God's Father: NO GO TO YOUR ROOM
God: IM GETTING MARRIED
:imu: God's Imaginary Friend: oh god i lol'd
God's Mother: I'M INVENTING CIRCUMSCISION
God: AND MOVING TO SAN F.
:flame: God's Father: oh my ****ing god
:flame: God's Father: i just lold
God: i
God: cant
God: take it
God: anymore
God: haahahahaha
God: hahahahahaah
:flame: God's Father: hahahhahahhaha
God's Mother: I'm saving this
:flame: God's Father: save it
:flame: God's Father: omg
:imu: God's Imaginary Friend: the father/mother thing is so ****ing brilliant
God's Mother: indeed
:flame: God's Father: lol
God: lol

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Lol I was lucky enough to see this live...god it was ****ing funny.

 

[Au-heppa]

oh dear

 

[Que-Ever]

maybe you had to be there.

 

[Vegeta897]

Pretty much.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

It's hilarious.

For a given value of "hilarious".

Which, in this case, is probably zero. Perhaps even less.

 

[Naudian]

I lol'd.

Then I cried because I missed it ;(

 

[kineaesth]

Ah, chat. The spammy, ridiculous version of a forum. Loved it.

 

[StardogChampion]

LOL that is indeed high-larious i just came.

 

[Sloth]

But - we do not condon the actions of above people...

The moral of this story is - keep the spam in the Chat Room, only when there are less than 10 people active or over 50 active... That is all.

 

[Beerdude26]

I lol'd at "IM INVENTING CIRCUMCISION"

 

[Sloth]

Dammit - why had I left to eat Pie by then

Curse the 'tubes.

 

[evil^milk]

I gotta get in there more often.

 

[Que-Ever]

God's Father: SHE WAS IN BED WITH ME
God's Mother: INDEED

I lol'd a bit.

 

[The Monkey]

We have a chat room?

 

[evil^milk]

Yep. Link on the left.

 

[The Monkey]

I see...

You changed your name, banana rape?

 

[lePobz]

This passes for funny these days? That was f*king stupid.

 

[TCfromBN]

That was f*king stupid.

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[-Psy-]

That sucked. Needs moar Worms Armageddon.

 

[TCfromBN]

Oh yeah, where can I get that game?

 

[Gray Fox]

When I click "Enter chat room" nothing happens.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

We have group player of the week?

 

[-Psy-]

Oh yeah, where can I get that game?

Soldout version can be bought for ?5. Look it up on eBay. MAKE SURE YOU GET THE SOLDOUT VERSION. Ahem.

 

[Loke]

When I click "Enter chat room" nothing happens.

Same.

 

[TCfromBN]

Whats so good about the soldout version?

 

[-Psy-]

Because it's not the TryMedia version! (which can't run on XP or be patched)

 

[TCfromBN]

Ah, thanks for the info.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Ohkay you guys: To get on the 1337 steam community chat, all you have to do is go onto your control panel on steam community. To make it easier, you should be a part of the hl2.net group. A little ways down, You'll see our logo, to the right of it, is

HALLIFE2.NET
503 members - # chatting - ## ingame - ### online -

Click # chatting. A popup will come up, and it will be the chat window. Be sure to put up an avatar..

 

[evil^milk]

When I click "Enter chat room" nothing happens.

Same.

You guys have to open up Steam>File>Settings

then go to Beta participation and select The Steam Community.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

404: Funny not found

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I haven't logged into Steam in almost a year. Holy **** my Internet is going to hate me for doing this.

*clicks Steam icon*

 

[Acepilotf14]

How has your internets treated you, bannana-rapist?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

D:

Like a piece of shit. WOO.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

When I click "Enter chat room" nothing happens.

Go to your friends list on steam. At the bottom of the list (not the panel, the list) + Halflfe2.net public group. Click on the arrow next to it, join chat, and viola.