Our Queen is Corrupt

[Letters]

Throughout my travels in which I have searched high and low for Britney Spears pictures suitable to be made into avatars for this site, I have come across some disturbing things. I believe the time has come for something to be made public:

Britney Spears is out of control.

This tirade of hers began sometime last year and has continued to escalate. First of all, I noticed something a little 'funny' in her hit song, Toxic. In it, she recites McDonald's slogan "I'm Lovin' It" exactly how it is said in their advertisements. See the attached sound file, "I'm Lovin' It", for proof. Now, this is either an elaborate plot to subliminally influence people to eat at the McDonald's establishment, thus fattening them up, leaving herself to be the lone, beautiful woman, or a hidden deal with the franchise to increase her overflowing wealth. Either way... well, I'll continue.

Now, we probably all know about her little Vegas marriage not too long ago. But did you know she's getting married again? This time, it's for real. It's also going to be making our new king a retarded, pansy, dancing, pussy-boy named Kevin Federline. Do we really want to hand all this power over to such a man?! Absolutely not! There will also instantly be a step-prince! And there's a another one on the way wtih another woman! BASTARD CHILDREN! :O How could Britney do this to herself and to us, our loyal followers?! Clearly, she's mocking us. See the attached image, britney_mocking_you. Yes, exactly.

We must either band together to help whatever is driving this madness within' our queen, Britney Spears, or I fear we may have to overthrow her. I never thought I'd even have to consider this, but she just won't listen anymore! :flame:

Even Friggy looks worried.

 

[craig]

Whoa.. I'm not as mad as I thought

Edit: Mc Donalds is Horrible and anyone who likes eating that Pig Swill is a fool... and if all it really took was Briteny singing I'm lovin it, dont you think Mc' D would have done it a long time ago?

 

[Neutrino]

Don't forget her oh so intelligent quote in Fahrenheit 9/11.

 

[CptStern]

you keep referring to her as a "woman" ...IMHO she has the sex appeal of an 8 year old (as in none ...I'm no pedo)

maybe she should share needles with the olson twins, might set her back on the right course ...besides everyone knows she's in bed with Ray Kroc

 

[Z|insane]

OH NOES WHY BRITENAY WHY????

Don't forget her oh so intelligent quote in Fahrenheit 9/11.

What was that Neutrino?

 

[Letters]

"Honestly, I think we should just trust our president and every decision that he makes."

I didn't see the movie so I didn't know about THIS! OMG!

 

[PunisherUSA]

I'm sure we could find a professional stalker on these forums somewhere. We could send him (/her yeah right) to scare your 'queen' iinto doing the right thing.

And there are plenty of appropriate avatar pictures! In all her photo shoots she covers herself.

Why do they always go for dancers anyway? They aren't seen as the manliest men around. Or does being a back-up dancer make you tough?

 

[Z|insane]

"Honestly, I think we should just trust our president and every decision that he makes."

I didn't see the movie so I didn't know about THIS! OMG!

CRAZY B**** ALERT FOR THAT QUOTE!!!

WHY BRITENAY WHY I WUBBED YOU!

I'm sure we could find a professional stalker on these forums somewhere. We could send him (/her yeah right) to scare your 'queen' iinto doing the right thing.

And there are plenty of appropriate avatar pictures! In all her photo shoots she covers herself.

Why do they always go for dancers anyway? They aren't seen as the manliest men around. Or does being a back-up dancer make you tough?

I say we send Letters!

 

[ShadowFox]

She is a dirty slut. She never had any sex appeal. I don't know what some of you guys see in her. Maybe you are just desperate.

 

[Letters]

Only if I get paid.

 

[Neutrino]

"Honestly, I think we should just trust our president and every decision that he makes."

I didn't see the movie so I didn't know about THIS! OMG!

Thanks, I couldn't remember exactly what the words were.

Can you say, "Naive?" Plus, I know this thread is mostly for fun, but on a serious note, it really upsets me when celebrities say stuff like this without actually having a clue as to what they're talking about. It's scary because with their position of fame people actually listen to what they say, whether they have any credentials to stand on or not.

 

[PunisherUSA]

She is a dirty slut. She never had any sex appeal. I don't know what some of you guys see in her. Maybe you are just desperate.

She's trying to catch up to Christina Aguilera. Or is it Xtina now?

Anyways, it's idolatry, not sexual attraction. Nobody has yet said anything like "0 migh teh G0|]!! Brittany iz teh h07 azz!!!"
Plus, that's letter's point, she's getting to 'dirty slut'-y.

 

[ShadowFox]

Don't get me started on Aguilera.. she might have been attactive at one point.. but she hasn't been for a while.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Bad Hat, do you....aheh..um..do you actually own that song by Britney?

I thought you meant the real Queen....That is, the Queen of this country

 

[Dalamari]

I say we hire some Bosnians to take over TRL and shoot Carson Daly in the head live on TV unless they eradicate pop music.

 

[HatRabit]

"Honestly, I think we should just trust our president and every decision that he makes."

Rofl
/me hugs all the brainwashed-im-too-stupid-to-think-for-me-self ameroicans

 

[Letters]

Bad Hat, do you....aheh..um..do you actually own that song by Britney?

This isn't even Bad Hat's avatar!

And yes, I do have the song.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Oh man....Belay that remark!

I didn't even read who posted the message. That belongs to Brian Damage and he lives down under along with Bad Hat....thats where i made the mistake.