owned?

[xcellerate]

So I’m trying to go to sleep this morning at around 2. Our room is directly above our dorms front door and our window is open because it's warm in our room, and I can hear the quiet discussions taking place below by the late night smokers.

Then I hear the door slam open and a girl yelling, "You’re a drunk!" followed by a guy who, in his drunken stupor, shouts back, "You’re a slut!" The conversation continued like this:
girl: "You asshole, you're a loser! You're so drunk you can't even get it up!"
guy: "**** you!"
girl: "**** you David! I can't believe I wasted any time with you, you can't even get off a girl!"
guy: "**** you bitch"
*door slam*
*tires squeal*
guy: "bye slut!"
*horn*

Ouch. Keep in mind all this was being yelled, quite loudly, at night, in 'dorm row' which is basically 10 dorms all in a line, so you know the neighborhood knows about David’s inability to get off girls now

 

[Vegeta897]

Well... he was drunk..

 

[Kamikazie]

thats going to be all over the university by tomorrow. i guarantee it

 

[P43.2/1Gig/X800P]

Guys stay away from girls like that

and girls stay away from guys like that.

 

[Ennui]

owned!

 

[The Mullinator]

Hes an idiot of course for trying to get a girl while as drunk as he must have been, but the girl shouldn't be so pissed off about it considering she should have known if he was too drunk to do anything anyway long before he would have had a chance at getting it up.

Anyway it's not owned unless it gets out who this "Dave" character is, I mean it's a pretty common name.

 

[Vegeta897]

Yeah, that girl really is a slut if all she cares about is sex regarding him.

 

[Ikerous]

Yeah, that girl really is a slut if all she cares about is sex regarding him.

I have no moral qualms about promiscuous women

(Qualms is a really weird word if you say it like fifty times...)

 

[SimonomiS]

I have no moral qualms about promiscuous women

(Qualms is a really weird word if you say it like fifty times...)

Just medical ones?

 

[Ikerous]

Just medical ones?

Condoms ;-) (And pesticide)

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Ker-owned!

And can I have her?

 

[bvasgm]

pwnt

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Yeah, that girl really is a slut if all she cares about is sex regarding him.

Uh I'd think the arguement probably started after they were about to do it, and he wasn't doing something correctly in his drunken state. He=owned.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Haha.

 

[CyberPitz]

Yes.

 

[G-Dub]

qualms hehe

 

[CyberPitz]

I can't get a girl off when I'm drunk..the only thing on my mind is seeing how loud she can scream.

:naughty:

 

[Steven]

Owned
O RLY?
YA RLY!
NO WAI!

 

[Beerdude26]

Yes ownt
And I can't imagine not being able to get a girl off when I'm drunk :|