paris hilton gets biten by her dog

[highlander]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/08/11/paris_hilton_might_have_rabies.html

it says there she had to go the emergency room becauce her dog bit her , she might have rabies. i hope she does :cheese:

 

[Slacker]

Best...headline....ever...

 

[bbson john]

So add on whatever diseases a kinkajou might carry to the already growing collection inside Paris. I'm actually curious as to what it'd be like to have sex with Paris now. Not so much for the actual sex, but just to see what awesome creature I would mutate into after all her diseases worked on me. I picture a tail. And maybe scales.

What the hell?

 

[Death.Trap]

So add on whatever diseases a kinkajou might carry to the already growing collection inside Paris. I'm actually curious as to what it'd be like to have sex with Paris now. Not so much for the actual sex, but just to see what awesome creature I would mutate into after all her diseases worked on me. I picture a tail. And maybe scales.

rofl

 

[highlander]

ugh. thats quite disturbing :\

 

[evil^milk]

yay!

 

[highlander]

surfer^rosa yay!

this man speakth the truth

 

[Beerdude26]

Aww I was half-hoping the headline was going to be "... bitten by a motherfvcking snake!"

 

[bbson john]

Why there are a bunch of porn poped out when I image search paris hilton in google ?

 

[Slacker]

Why there are a bunch of porn poped out when I image search paris hilton in google ?

No reason.

 

[Beerdude26]

You naughty, naughty man.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Why there are a bunch of porn poped out when I image search paris hilton in google ?

Hm, yes, that's a good question. I was hoping for a second it said bitten by a Black Mamba or a crocodile.... A man can dream.

 

[Slacker]

You naughty, naughty man.

What can I say, Pi Mi resetting my post count made me go crazy.

 

[CptStern]

poor dog, it'll be dead by the end of the month ..an autopsy will reveal it died from a combination of 192 infections, 175 of them never before seen in an animal

 

[Steven]

"Paris Hilton sits on a chair!"

 

[Danimal]

What can I say, Pi Mi resetting my post count made me go crazy.

And we can do it again!

 

[Slacker]

And we can do it again!

Don't make me get Nicole Richie next.

 

[Que-Ever]

poor dog, it'll be dead by the end of the month ..an autopsy will reveal it died from a combination of 192 infections, 175 of them never before seen in an animal

damn you! you stole my joke

 

[sinkoman]

Don't make me get Nicole Richie next.

Pls do.

Bitch looks like wall + airplane.

 

[DietSoap]

poor dog, it'll be dead by the end of the month ..an autopsy will reveal it died from a combination of 192 infections, 175 of them never before seen in an animal

LOL! Nice!

 

[bbson john]

"Paris Hilton sits on a chair!"

Who is Paris Hilton, by the way?

 

[Que-Ever]

*googles debbie gibson*

urg, nevermind.

 

[Slacker]

Someone who became famous for doing nothing.

 

[Danimal]

She's famous because her father is rich.

That and she's a downright whore.

 

[CyberPitz]

Am I the only one who doesn't find her to be attractive at all? I mean, even the sex video of her and whoever failed to give me an errection.

 

[Que-Ever]

Am I the only one who doesn't find her to be attractive at all? I mean, even the sex video of her and whoever failed to give me an errection.

Ha! No.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Am I the only one who doesn't find her to be attractive at all? I mean, even the sex video of her and whoever failed to give me an errection.

Indeed. What do people see in her other than some guy's joystick. She's ugly.

 

[Slacker]

Am I the only one who doesn't find her to be attractive at all? I mean, even the sex video of her and whoever failed to give me an errection.

Agree'd 100 percent, good sir.

 

[Lucid]

Am I the only one who doesn't find her to be attractive at all? I mean, even the sex video of her and whoever failed to give me an errection.

I thought nobody found her attractive.

She has an IQ that's just north of a bedroom slipper.

She's about as attractive as this.

 

[CyberPitz]

Indeed. What do people see in her other than some guy's joystick. She's ugly.

I figured if she had some tig o' bitties...but...they tiny. Then again, that's the sort of thing I'm into..I really don't like DD's, B cups give me hard ons usually..but she makes me gag. Grab back fulla STD's FTW!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Ftw.

 

[bbson john]

Whore? What did she do?

 

[Que-Ever]

Everybody.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Exactly.

 

[bbson john]

Can't get it. She has sex will everyone?

 

[Danimal]

Am I the only one who doesn't find her to be attractive at all? I mean, even the sex video of her and whoever failed to give me an errection.

She looks like a weasel with a lobsided face to me.

 

[Que-Ever]

Can't get it. She has sex will everyone?

Yes. Mainly the blind ones.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Can't get it. She has sex will everyone?

Yes. Everyone.

 

[highlander]

EVERYONE , yes even you , while you were sleeping!

 

[Raziaar]

The dog just wanted a bone. Damn skeletor.