Paris Hilton goes to jail

[HunterSeeker]

Yup, she has been sentenced to jail time. A whole 45 days.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

 

[Danimal]

I read about this in the newsletter and thought "$10 says she'll buy her way out"

 

[Maxi]

I hope some good will come of this... I really do...

But most likely the next cover of playboy will be hilton nude in a prison cell...

 

[Hypnosos]

Only 45 days? She deserves more. I bet the judge was going easy on the bitch because she's a celeb.

 

[PvtRyan]

She should have already been jailed when she drove intoxicated. What a bitch.

 

[The Monkey]

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"

I don't think she will have a good time in jail.

 

[PvtRyan]

I hope she gets SCISSORED in jail!

 

[Beerdude26]

I read about this in the newsletter and thought "$10 says she'll suck her way out"

Fixed

 

[Stingey]

Jailbait on a whole new level

 

[Gunner]

Hope she gets killed in there.

 

[The Monkey]

Soooo... did you people like her porn movie?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Let's hope Nicole Ritchie goes Prison Break on her ass, inevitably fails, and they both get trapped in there for life.

 

[Doppelgofer]

Soooo... did you people like her porn movie?

no shes rubbish at everything including porn

she needs a good swift kicking in the tits

 

[Qonfused]

Hope she gets killed in there.

.

 

[Dekstar]

And to you bastards wanted to get rid of the death sentence.
See who lives now?

 

[TCfromBN]

Damn straight. Go to jail bitch.

 

[bigburpco]

I read about this in the newsletter and thought "$10 says she'll buy her way out"

Well just laugh at it before it does get out.

 

[hool10]

The Simple Life: Jail Cell Y756H
Comercials should show:

1. Paris complaining about the food.
2. Complaining about not partying.
3. Complaining about privacy.
4. Complaining about money.
5. Complaining not seeing her dog.
6. Complaining.
7. More complaining.

Lmao this is ace. Now where is Britney? :cheese:

 

[<RJMC>]

my predictions

this will be in the headlines of CNN for a week

she will be out at the 3rd day

there will be big crows celebrating it

it will still be in CNN a week after her release

 

[Adabiviak]

It's the sequel to "Ernest goes to Jail".

 

[hool10]

It's the sequel to "Ernest goes to Jail".

Rofl! Best comment I heard so far. :thumbs:

 

[CyberPitz]

I love the Ernest movies.

 

[Asknoone]

So justice is real.

 

[Baal]

So justice is real.

Or at least an illusion.

 

[CyberPitz]

She'll probably make a pr0n in there.

 

[gick]

Haha, shes gonna get anally fisted by a gang of muscled lesbians. Hopefully she'll come out of this with an arsehole like a clown's pocket.


Who am I kidding? Its probably like that already.

 

[HunterSeeker]

there will be big crows celebrating it

You mean these?

Sorry for jokin about your typo.

 

[<RJMC>]

You mean these?

Sorry for jokin about your typo.

I mean crowds,is that the words for a big amount of people gathered in one place?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Prison rape.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

I mean crowds,is that the words for a big amount of people gathered in one place?

Whoa, relax RJMC, he was joking.

 

[<RJMC>]

Whoa, relax RJMC, he was joking.

I am focking relaxed muthafocka so focking relaxed that will make a buddist monk looks like a hooligan!

*clean blood of the ear*

 

[Qonfused]

 

[WacK]

that bitch got owned

 

[Sulkdodds]

Once upon a time a woman was fisted by a man but his ring that he was wearing tore up her insides and she didn't notice, dying three days later of infection. The man was acquitted of manslaughter as he was entirely unaware of any risk.

This has nothing to do with Paris Hilton but someone mentioned fisting and criminal justice in the same breath and I thought I would tell the story!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Once upon a time a woman was fisted by a man but his ring that he was wearing tore up her insides and she didn't notice, dying three days later of infection. The man was acquitted of manslaughter as he was entirely unaware of any risk.

This has nothing to do with Paris Hilton but someone mentioned fisting and criminal justice in the same breath and I thought I would tell the story!

I came. Twice.

 

[Que-Ever]

Dude, I wear like five rings. Is mah baby at risk D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yer baby has been dead for a year. You've been fisting a mongoose for the past year.

 

[Que-Ever]

Oh shit... I hadn't noticed :O

 

[Bad^Hat]

I had.

I mean uhh... carry on.

 

[Baal]

this thread has gone from awesome to weird quicker than the time between Paris Hilton's complaints