Parody Mayhem

[Kangy]

I got a bit bored writing my design documents, so I thought I'd do some more parody work.

Once in a Lifetime (Talking Heads):

And you may find yourself living in a torn up lab
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in an alien land, with a HEV suit
And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here?

Letting the years go by/let the G Man hold me back
Letting the years go by/G Man's holding me back
Into the guns again/after all hope has gone
Once in a lifetime/G Man walking away

And you may ask yourself
How do I shoot this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my alien land!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my HEV suit!
Letting the years go by/let the G Man hold me back
Letting the years go by/G Man's held me back
Into the guns again/after all hope has gone
Once in a lifetime/Resistance going underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

Crystal dissolving...and crystal destroying
There are crystals in the middle of Xen!
Put the crystal in the grate!
Remove the crystals, they're gonna blow!

Letting the years go by/let the G Man hold me back
Letting the years go by/G Man's held me back
Into the guns again/in the broken ruins
Under the rocks and stones/destruction all around

Letting the years go by/let the G Man hold me back
Letting the years go by/G Man's held me back
Into the guns again/after all hope is gone
Once in a lifetime/destruction all around

And you may ask yourself
What is that alien land?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that portal go?
And you may ask yourself
Was I right?...Was I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Letting the years go by/let the G Man hold me back
Letting the years go by/G Man's held me back
Into the guns again/after all hope has gone
Under the rocks and stones/the resistance is underground

Letting the days go by/let the G man hold me down
Letting the days go by/G Man going through the door
Into the blue again/after all hope has gone
Once in a lifetime/dstruction all aroun

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...


And...
Bad Day (R.E.M):

A civil protection officer followed me home the other day
I paid him nevermind. Go away.
Shits so thick you could stir it with a stick- free Teflon
white wash administration
We're sick of being jerked around
Wear that on your suit

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Breen,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around
We all fall down.

Have you ever seen the zombies I once knew rise
lunging towards? Those-once-in-there glances.
Well, look behind the headcrab
It's a hallowed, hollow anaesthetized
"save my own ass, screw these guys"
smoke and mirror dm_lockdown

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Breen,
Count your blessings.
The resistance wouldn't lie!
I sigh. Not one more

Its been a bad day.
Scanner, dont take a picture
Its been a bad day.
Please...

We're dug in the deep the price is steep.
The Gman is such a creep.
The army went down, the ocean ran dry
We blamed it on that Gordon guy
Sure, all men are created equal.
Heres the citadel, heres the portal
Please stay tuned--we cut to sequel
ashes, ashes, we all fall down.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Breen,
Count your blessings.
Ignore the lowest of men
Ugh, this means war.

Its been a bad day.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Breen,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around
We all fall down.

Its been a bad day...


Probably the worst...
Just a Day (Feeder):

Waking up at the lab in my suit again
Feel my head explode from a teleporter spin
Another night out cold
I don't wanna fight, don't wanna be Freeman
Gotta get my feet back on the ground
Before it pulls me in

How come it ended up like this?
And who's gonna catch me when I'm coming down
To hit the ground again

All by myself
Cause I don't wanna drag you down
Hold you down, cause you're a friend
I blame gunships
I guess you think it's funny now, funny now

On the underground the Vorts and Vance
Looking at the world through citadel shrouds
But then it all came down
I gotta rise above the dimensional flood
Gotta cut the metal around my hands
Pull myself around

How come it ended up like this?
And who's gonna be there when the tower
is heading to crash land

All by myself
Cause I don't wanna drag you down
Hold you down, cause you're Alyx
I blame dropships
I guess you think it's funny now, funny now

All by myself
Cause I don't wanna drag you down
Hold you down, cause you're a Vance
I blame myself
I guess you think its funny now, funny now
It's such a shame

All by myself
Cause I don't wanna drag you down
Hold you down, cause you're Judith
I blame Breen's men
I guess you think it's funny now, funny now
It's such a sin

All by myself
Cause I don't wanna drag you down
Hold you down, cause you're Alyx
I blame the Freeman
I guess you think it's funny now, funny now

 

[WacK]

haha thats nice!

 

[Kangy]

To the tune of "Santa Baby" , most recently done by Madonna, I present to you... Kleiner Baby.

Kleiner baby, slip a crowbar under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good geek
Kleiner baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Kleiner baby, a gauss-mounted buggy too, rusty maroon
I'll wait up for you babe
Kleiner baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of Alyx who I've kissed
Think of all the gunships that I haven't missed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo
Kleiner honey, I use a glock and really that's
Not a lot
I've been a killer all year
Kleiner baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Kleiner cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To Ravenholm mine
Kleiner cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a magnum, and nades
Sign your 'X' on the line
Kleiner baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Breen's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
Kleiner baby, forgot to mention one little thing, bugbait
I don't mean sugar water
Kleiner baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight