Pathetic Dora The Explorer review

[Rapstah]

9.5/10 for that shit? Parents shouldn't review.

[YOUTUBE]jYaUg7b0uWY[/YOUTUBE]

 

[CptStern]

I cant watch the video, give me the gist of it

 

[Rapstah]

What's a gist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaUg7b0uWY&eurl=

 

[CptStern]

it means give me a summary

 

[HunterSeeker]

You will have to take into account the target audience.

 

[Rapstah]

Summary:
You use one button. Controls: 9/10
You pick things out of a backpack, look at a map and jump on colourful planets. Gameplay: 9/10
You can play it again. Replayability: 9/10.

Total: Great fun! 9/10

 

[CptStern]

Summary:
You use one button. Controls: 9/10
You pick things out of a backpack, look at a map and jump on colourful planets. Gameplay: 9/10
You can play it again. Replayability: 9/10.

Total: Great fun! 9/10

ok ..what's so bad about that? as Hunterseeker pointed out that's all the target audience is looking for ..one button push means toddlers can actually play the game ...mom is kinda cute btw

 

[Tyguy]

What's a gist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaUg7b0uWY&eurl=

hahaha

 

[carrera]

Oh shit, I'm so getting this!

 

[staticprimer]

What did you expect? An epic storyline? Challenging and engaging gameplay? This game is for pre-schoolers, and is probably good in that respect.

 

[AiM]

What did you expect? ... This game is for pre-schoolers

GTA

 

[CptStern]

ManHunt 3: the Preschool Years


"I WANT MY BOTTLE!!! <stab, decapitate, eviserate, crack head open and feast on exposed goo>

 

[Acepilotf14]

Teacher: "Okay, time for naptime.."
"NO!" *Takes random string and chokes teacher to death, then stabs and writes an indescipherable message in blood on the wall.*

 

[StardogChampion]

[youtube]wia96eBNDxc[/youtube]
Check this one out at 25 seconds in - "Doesn't sound like much of a party tomebyMAHselULF."

 

[Gray Fox]

Shame they haven't reviewed Okami, Trackmania:Sunrise, Katamari, Pickmin.

I like the layout of their site though, it's really user friendly, and appealing to the target audience.

 

[Fliko]

Preschooooooolers

Yeah. Please don't start reviewing unless you play video games.

 

[sinkoman]

Journey to the Purple Planet?

Sounds like an acid trip to me.

 

[hool10]

I didn't even have a computer back then. The internet was blazing fast on the cool sounding modem (going through the phone, omg!!) and a laptop was like a portable computer! :rolling: Windows 95 was the only one out there too. So back then I used to watch and re-enact the Power Rangers, Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead (never found that neat but my friends watched it so go figure) and play with the SNES. I would be called mentally disturbed now by watching those "violent" tv shows by today's standards. It's ok though to watch a yellow square giggle all the time and watch some damn...not going to say that word...."Mexican" teach me Spanish and be more retarded than Barney.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Why does Dora's parents let her go out alone in the jungle while being stalked by a fox and having a monkey in boots follow her, as well as have a talking backpack?

The plot is so rediculous, it makes Lost Planet's plot look like.. HL2's PLOT!

lol analogy asplode in my head.

 

[Asknoone]

[youtube]wia96eBNDxc[/youtube]
Check this one out at 25 seconds in - "Doesn't sound like much of a party tomebyMAHselULF."

That keeps making me giggle. :E

 

[Acepilotf14]

lol...

When you have to play the game with.... 2 or 3... computer people.

Heres another E review.. http://kidconfidence.com/interact/Review/50/franklin-a-birthday-surprise

Hehe, there are alot of 7's in this one.

 

[ríomhaire]

I didn't even have a computer back then.

According to my mother I was addicted to computer games when I was 2.

 

[nutcrackr]

she's hot

 

[CptStern]

holy shit I take it all back, that woman is annoying ..jesus h christ her voice is like repeatedly stabbing my ear with an icepick

 

[leib10]

It teaches them Spanish. :flame:

By the way, love the design for the aliens. Must've had a lot of thought put into them.

 

[Rapstah]

This is Mario Party 7, the seventh Mario Party

orly

 

[Loke]

I hate that fake smile she puts up on most of her videos.