Penis pump wielding judge gets giggles from jurors during trial

[CptStern]

.....what?

Ex-judge’s trial brings lurid charges to court
Testimony gets a rise out of jurors in conservative Oklahoma town

Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.

Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.

The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the “sh-sh” sound of air rushing through the contraption’s plastic tubing.

The jurors sometimes exchange awkward looks and break into nervous laughter when the testimony takes a lurid turn.

Thompson’s former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar “sh-sh” in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.

“I was really shocked and I was kind of scared because it was so bizarre,” Foster said.

She testified that during a trial in 2002, she heard the pump during the emotional testimony of a murdered toddler’s grandfather.

The grandfather “was getting real teary-eyed, and the judge was up there pumping on that pump,” she said. “It was sickening.”

.... what?

The allegations came to light after a police officer who was in Thompson’s court heard pumping sounds and took photos of the device during a break in the proceedings.

Thompson took the stand in his own defense, saying the device was a gag gift from a longtime friend with whom he had joked about erectile dysfunction. He said he kept the pump under the bench or in his office but didn’t use it.

“In 20-20 hindsight, I should have thrown it away,” he said.

...what ..the ...****?



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[Qonfused]

... ...

 

[Dalamari]

That kicks ass

 

[Mr-Fusion]

**** ME

 

[Kamikazie]

... ...

What he said.

 

[Terminator]

LOL, that is the most random thing i've heard in a while.

He's prob blown a few veins in his cock from over-use.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Did you have to say that?

 

[Dalamari]

I LOVE USING PENIS PUMPS!

 

[Solaris]

Thoose things do nothing.
The best way to increase penis size and performance is to regually (about 3 sets of ten) over the course of the day, tense you muscle, it sort of stretches between your ass and your penis, your penis should move when you do it (especially when erect) at start you will probably only be able to tense it for a secound at a time, keep practising and eventually your penis should be able to hold up a bath towel easilly.

 

[CptStern]

I dont want to know how/why you know that :O

 

[Remus]

Twinkie House LOL

 

[Kamikazie]

Thoose things do nothing.
The best way to increase penis size and performance is to regually (about 3 sets of ten) over the course of the day, tense you muscle, it sort of stretches between your ass and your penis, your penis should move when you do it (especially when erect) at start you will probably only be able to tense it for a secound at a time, keep practising and eventually your penis should be able to hold up a bath towel easilly.

Who are you? Dr. Penis?

 

[Solaris]

Hey, it's a helpful tip
Alows you to prevent premature ejaculation as well.

 

[Remus]

This thread wins the RANDOM & WEIRD AWARD!:cheese:

 

[Dalamari]

Found a better pic

I LOVE USING PENIS PUMPS!!!!

 

[Ennui]

Er... wow.

Thoose things do nothing.
The best way to increase penis size and performance is to regually (about 3 sets of ten) over the course of the day, tense you muscle, it sort of stretches between your ass and your penis, your penis should move when you do it (especially when erect) at start you will probably only be able to tense it for a secound at a time, keep practising and eventually your penis should be able to hold up a bath towel easilly.

Looks like someone's a tad insecure.

 

[Dalamari]

Why the **** would I want to hold up a towel with my penis? I want to be able to drive a car with it and fill our forms with it

 

[Solaris]

Looks like someone's a tad insecure.

Heh.
It's like doing weights, but just different muscles.

 

[Smoke]

Thoose things do nothing.
The best way to increase penis size and performance is to regually (about 3 sets of ten) over the course of the day, tense you muscle, it sort of stretches between your ass and your penis, your penis should move when you do it (especially when erect) at start you will probably only be able to tense it for a secound at a time, keep practising and eventually your penis should be able to hold up a bath towel easilly.

Wanking helps too :|

 

[Pressure]

Found a better pic

I LOVE USING PENIS PUMPS!!!!

 

[Stigmata]

Wanking helps too :|

Not as much as you'd think.

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

I prefer the blue pump

 

[The Monkey]

I remember reading this years ago.

 

[Terminator]

Heh, like i need to extend my penice

 

[Smoke]

Not as much as you'd think.

Noted, but does anybody here actually NEED info on penis enlargement?

i`d like to say i do not, without all the LOL YOU HAVE SMALL COCKZORS YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE US DINK U DNT bullshit...

Edit - stick with what you got

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

**** ME

POST OFFENSIVE CARTOONS!

 

[kirovman]

Sounds like something you'd hear out of a movie like Hotshots.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Astounding.

 

[wildchild730]

He stole my pump

 

[Cole]

im just ****ing confused..........

 

[Bad^Hat]

Hahaha... "sh... sh..."

 

[RabidMeatloaf]

**** ME

Clearly the best part of this thread.