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what? if you think that headline is confusing try the original:
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FFS WHAT???
the icing on the cake:
oh dear god!!! that must mean there's a penis snatching epidemic on Hl2.net because you all dont measure up (or so I'm told by your significant others)
I swear you cant make this shit up
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422..._witchcraft;_ylt=Avkst9Tv1s39rKvh6iSLGsMDW7oF
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
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Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
FFS WHAT???
the icing on the cake:
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
oh dear god!!! that must mean there's a penis snatching epidemic on Hl2.net because you all dont measure up (or so I'm told by your significant others)
I swear you cant make this shit up
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422..._witchcraft;_ylt=Avkst9Tv1s39rKvh6iSLGsMDW7oF