People who chew with their mouth open

Do they annoy you?

  • YES so much that I just want to yell

    Votes: 35 47.3%
  • A bit irritating but not too much

    Votes: 29 39.2%
  • Not really

    Votes: 9 12.2%
  • No I do it myself

    Votes: 1 1.4%

  • Total voters
    74

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They annoy me a lot personally, what do you think
 
I hate it. I don't want to see it, I don't want to hear it, close your goddamn mouth! :p
 
very much. thats why i always carry a spare rubber penis
 
Destroy them, its not that hard, mouth stays closed you caveman.
 
Annoying, but i usually just turn away and blank them :E
 
Yeah, it pisses me off. Your not a ****ing camel.
 
Drives me mad, I really hate it, and it puts me off big time.
 
It pisses me off quite badly.
I don't care about "table manors" (just eat the damn food) but chewing with mouth open is inefficient, unless the food is extremely hot.
 
Yeah, it pisses me off. Your not a ****ing camel.

I am.
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I don't really mind it so much. Sometimes it can be disgusting depending on what they are eating but most of the time I just find it a little surprising that they actually do it.
 
annoying as all hell ...my pet peeve ..there's a guy at work who not only eats with his mouth open but he also talks with his mouth full ..spits food everywhere ..it's disgusting ..ok I've just ruined my appetite
 
Annoys me, but I'm a laid-back guy, and I don't let it get to me. Besides, a couple of people I've known had to do it for medical reasons.

I avoid taking them to dinenr, though.

-Angry Lawyer
 
my sister does it and personally it drives me past the line of insanity...JUST STFU AND CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING

ok i said it glad thats off my chest
 
CptStern said:
annoying as all hell ...my pet peeve ..there's a guy at work who not only eats with his mouth open but he also talks with his mouth full ..spits food everywhere ..it's disgusting ..ok I've just ruined my appetite
Not as offputting as a kid in my primary school.
He had a lunch box that contained a tuna sandwhich (or something) apple juice, a few biscuits, pack of crisps and a bananna
He was a special needs person to be politically correct.

He used to mash EVERYTHING up together with his fingers and pour the apple juice over....then eat it like a pig.

He had no friends.
 
I don't mind it if it isn't making any noise. But if they're chewing away on something and it's making that annoying sound, it really pisses me off.
 
short recoil said:
Not as offputting as a kid in my primary school.
He had a lunch box that contained a tuna sandwhich (or something) apple juice, a few biscuits, pack of crisps and a bananna
He was a special needs person to be politically correct.

He used to mash EVERYTHING up together with his fingers and pour the apple juice over....then eat it like a pig.

He had no friends.


ya but man ..the kid is special needs ...do you think for a minute a 6 yr old (not sure if that's right but in canada a person entering primary school is 6) with special needs is aware of social graces? Most adults with special needs have no clue about social graces, I dont expect a child to
 
if they chew with their mouth closed for the most part but have a little period where they chew with it open i dont really care but if its all the time i just see it as bad manners
 
short recoil said:
Not as offputting as a kid in my primary school.
He had a lunch box that contained a tuna sandwhich (or something) apple juice, a few biscuits, pack of crisps and a bananna
He was a special needs person to be politically correct.

He used to mash EVERYTHING up together with his fingers and pour the apple juice over....then eat it like a pig.

He had no friends.
And that kid was named Short Recoil
 
annoys the hell out of me. especially people who slurp when they have cereal...god its such a horrible sound. people who then talk with their mouths full and it sprays everywhere should just be punched or shot in the face. i asked for the news not the ****ing weather you pig!

oh and also people who dont fully crack a can open. they do it so it goes *pssht* and then dont open any more. they then suck the fluid out...bah die!!!!!
 
Chewing with your mouth open is like having insane BO, very much like this apparent hobo I saw I on the train home earlier. Looking like he had not bathed in days, he reeked of an uncleansed boy's locker room from centuries past overflowing with diarrhea and vomit. A monster of a stench hung around the train car, a blast of BO hitting me, pushing me backwards when the cars opened to this magnificent theater of aroma, an extravagance of the senses. And we all had to endure this air of death, this phantom of which not even the Ghostbusters could yet defeat. Holding my breath did not help for the very molecules the odor creeped up nostrils violating my olfactory receptors and numbing my brain. I could not take it much longer and so fainted on the floor of the train, my pockets ravaged of my possessions by thieves. But the worst was yet to come for when I had awakened, the vile stench layed between my lips for the hoBO had attempted to arouse me from my slumber with his failed form of CPR, the funk corrupting my very body. His kiss of doom planted firmly on my lips and his hobo hands rubbing and pumping across my chest. All kinds of evil touched upon me this day.

I could not wash it off fast enough.
 
It used to bug me to no end. Thankfully I haven't run into someone who's done in a long time.

Frankly, I can't undertand how anyone can chew with their mouths open. Just now I tried doing it. Not only is it difficult to keep the food inside you mouth while you chew, but I find breathing becomes more difficult as well. It reminds me of trying to eat with a stuffed up nose: having to chew and swallow quickly just so you can exhale again.

It doesn't make any sense to chew with the mouth open, it just doesn't.
 
It drives me insane. Last time my friend was chewing like a cement mixer, I cracked his lunchbox over his head.
 
Doesnt bug me that much.......considering i do it a lot, but only when im alone. Ive got this problem with gum, i hafta stick 4 pieices minimum in my mouth. Chewing gum calms me.
 
I get the Gman to deal with people who chew with their mouth open.
 

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It's gross. I admit though, i don't really bother with most 'table manners' because the majority of them are rediculous, but chewing with your mouth open crosses the line.
 
No, I don't chew with my mouth open. Well, I like chew a few bites when I am putting food in, then I close my mouth.

But, people who chew with their mouths open don;t really get to me... but, then theree's the people where they do it and you're just like, "DAMN WTF!?"
 
It does annoy me but what really ticks me off is when people talk really loud even when they're standing in front of you. It usually happens when they're listening to their MP3 and it makes me want to yell at them.
 
Prince of China said:
It does annoy me but what really ticks me off is when people talk really loud even when they're standing in front of you. It usually happens when they're listening to their MP3 and it makes me want to yell at them.

Extending from that... I DO hate it though when somebody is talking with their mouth full.
 
I really couldnt care less. I probably wouldnt even notice.
 
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