Perfect film

[Kristafon]

Who would your perfect film be made by?

Mine-
Director- M. Night Shayamalan
Writer- Quenin Tarantino
CGI- Whoever did Day after Tommorow
Martial arts- Whoever did Kill Bill fight scenes
Actors- Indifferent

 

[KagePrototype]

My perfect film already exists.

And it's called Ghostbusters.

 

[LAYP]

Director- ME
Writer-Eric Roth
CGI-Lord of the rings team
Actor-Christopher Walken

 

[craig]

Director: Myself.
Screenplay: Frank Darabont
Music: John Williams
Effects Team: Weta
Actors: DeNiro, Pesci, Hoffman.

 

[LAYP]

forgot that

Music: Danny Elfman

 

[Prince of China]

SFX: Pixar.

 

[The Dark Elf]

benson, shrink your sig, 4 lines max (including spaces)

Tredoslop, you too.

 

[DarkStar]

Director- M. Night Shayamalan

Don't you think that Shayamalan is kinda of two-bit no talent hack? I do.

 

[brightgreen]

Hahaha, this thread is a joke

I get it!!

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Director- Stephen Spielberg
Script- Whoever did 28 days later
Film Concept- Marc Laidlaw
Film Licensing- Valve
Film Name- HalfLife: Anomalous Materials
SFX- Industrial Light & Magic
Sound: THX

Well, somebody has got to do it

 

[<RJMC>]

Director- are many movies whit good directors so I dont know
writter-the writer is the one who writes the story right? so must be someone original and creative(ME.. well I will start to write a story and maybe post it here in the forums to see what you think about it)
film quality- I like the movie that hav a diferent film that the normal used quality like 28 days later that something like a digital camera quality
CGI and SFX:squaresoft(they did the movie FinalFanatsy:the spirit whitin and the Last Flight of the Osiris in animatrix)

the rest I dont know

 

[LittleB]

...Actors- Indifferent

And THAT'S why your movie will fail.

 

[M1RAG3]

My perfect film already exists.

And it's called Ghostbusters.

SECONDED, well, actually Back to the Future is the best of all time...

BUT

MINE:

Director: Martin Scorsese or Francis For Coppola
Writer: Probably either Francis
CGI: ILM or WETA
Martial Arts/Choreography: The Asian Gentlman who did The Matrix
Actors:
Sean Connery
John Travolta
Dustin Hoffman
Tom Cruise
Nicholas Cage
Kevin Spacey
Al Pacino
Marlon Brando (If he had not passed away :tear
Robert Duvall
Robert De Niro
Tom Hanks
Russel Crow
Jack Nicholson
Actresses:
Julia Roberts
Jodie Foster
Susan Sarandon
Helen Hunt
Gwyneth Paltrow
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Meryl Streep
Nicole Kidman
Judi Dench
Jane Fonda
Music/Score:
Thomas Newman
Hans Zimmerman

 

[Cybernoid]

Who would your perfect film be made by?

Director- whoever made that movie that I liked a lot
Writer- that guy... oh, what's his name
CGI- same
Martial arts- indifferent
Actors- indifferent

What an informative post!

 

[Burn]

My perfect film already exists.

And it's called Ghostbusters.

My perfect film already exists.

And its called School Of Rock.

 

[Bad^Hat]

My perfect film already exists.

And its called School Of Rock.

Sorry, that film sucked so much balls. The kid on the drums was pretty sick though.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

28 Days Later was damn near perfect.

Also, Blade Runner, Terminator 2 and the first two Alien movies.

So, basically, the best movie in the history of the universe would have zombies and aliens fighting robots in the distant, crazy future.

 

[Top Secret]

Director- ME
Writer-Eric Roth
CGI-Lord of the rings team
Actor-Christopher Walken

LOL! Yeah, that's pretty much it. Except I'd be the writer too.

 

[Ruuustar]

Don't you think that Shayamalan is kinda of two-bit no talent hack? I do.

Yup, completely agree. Apart from Sixth Sense, all his other films sucked balls.

 

[KagePrototype]

My perfect film already exists.

And its called School Of Rock.

The first half is perfect...but the second half is a feel good disney movie.

It is therefore rubbish.

And Shyamalan has finally given into his own hype, and thinks he's the new hitchcock. Case in point? The Village doesn't work as a suspense/mystery film, and was a bad film because of it. I still regard his other films as brilliant, especially Unbreakable.

 

[HatRabit]

Director: HatRabit

Writer: HatRabit

Actresses:
Natalie Portman
Keira Knightly

Choreography: HatRabit

 

[Dedalus]

i'd be my own writer, producer, director, and i'd be the star of the film. and i'd even do my own nude scenes :naughty:

and ms knightley as my bit on the side.

 

[$pazmatazz]

My perfect film already exists.

And it's called Ghostbusters.

*sniff* it's so true isn't it.. Lets hear it for kage!

Sorry, that film sucked so much balls. The kid on the drums was pretty sick though.

and lets not hear it for this guy.

 

[Bad^Hat]

28 Days Later was damn near perfect.

Also, Blade Runner, Terminator 2 and the first two Alien movies.

So, basically, the best movie in the history of the universe would have zombies and aliens fighting robots in the distant, crazy future.

Agreed, except the 28 Days Later part, but that wasn't too awful.

Sorry, I just found it impossible to enjoy School Of Rock, it was so friggin typical. And Jack Black was... meh. Not to mention it perpetuated just about every awful rock n roll stereotype there is.

Jack Black (to girl on bass): Okay, play a G, now hold that.



Edit - Oh yeah, anyone seen the trailer for the new Ben Stiller movie Dodgeball? Ugh, I felt like retching. Someone send Hollywood a memo - IT'S BEEN FUGGING DONE.

 

[Baal]

Sorry, that film sucked so much balls. The kid on the drums was pretty sick though.

I liked it a lot (school of rock, incase someone doesn't want to scroll up )