Petition for V-Man and DEATHMASTER to stop posting anime shit.

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We, the undersigned, petition that V-Man and DEATHMASTER cease posting anime/manga related images and videos forthwith. We, the undersigned have nothing against anime or cosplay or like creepy pedo shit where the girl is blushing even though she totally wants it what's up with that anyway, however the quality and relevance of material contributed by these specific posters is of an insufficient caliber relative to others and also sucks and is smelly. We, the undersiPLEASE JUST STOP OKAY YOU LIKE BLEACH WE GET IT GEEZ.

Please sign. Thank you for your time and consideration.
 
Honestly now, this is a bit of an overreaction.
 
Signed on the condition Vegeta doesn't rape the signees while wearing a cosplay outfit.
 
I probably to tally agree with this thread, and although it might not last long I would like to voice my sup port in a written way for this.

Just stop it guys okay, esp ecially you V-Man.
 
I would like the Dump to return to things everyone can enjoy - I look at anime and glance away with a combined feeling of confusion and distaste...
 
Seriously now do we need this much drama? Can you guys not use the scroll button? It's a god damn image thread on an internet forum for christ sakes.
 
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT VENERABLE SIGNEE(S).

To be clear this is mostly for jokes. I fully expected it to be closed when I posted it. :)
 
i don't really care to be honest, i'd just like to know what the obsession with anime is? Are you people sexually atracted to it?
 
Bad^Hat said:
To be clear this is mostly for jokes. I fully expected it to be closed when I posted it. :)
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You might be joking, I'm not

Signed petition with extreme prejudice
 
Aw come on guys, it's like totally KAWAIIII!
 
Signed, just because i'm tired of seeing it
If i want anime, i'll watch it or google it
/thread
 
If I want funny images, I'll go to 4chan or google it.

Hay I can do it too.

But in all seriousness, Vman needs to stop posting
 
Tyguy said:
i don't really care to be honest, i'd just like to know what the obsession with anime is? Are you people sexually atracted to it?
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What's so goddamn special about anime?

So I'm sitting here and I'm trying to figure out what's so goddamn special about anime. I'm still trying to figure that out. There's got to be a free dose of heroin in every DVD or something. Because you know, I can't walk out of the fucking door without someone talking about Inuyasha, and holy fuck Trigun is just the bee's knees. I'm taking a dump; I'm sitting on the toilet wiping my ass with bible pages (because that's what I use when I run out of toilet paper.) And someone's going to be standing there talking about how big of a boner they get over Tank Police and Neon Jell-O Evangelist or whatever the fuck. So I'm thinking Wow gee hosifat, this anime stuff has got to be some nifty shit. There had better be some sliced bread out there that can't get work anymore over this shit. The last time people had this much fun they just discovered they could get drunk and beat their kids. So this shit had better be able to cure AIDS and kill nuns it's that fucking great. Old people had better be turning off the I Dream of Jennie reunion to watch this shit it's that fucking great. So I sit down to watch anime. And it's not that hard because it's on every fucking channel. Six hundred and fifty trillion channels and their all playing anime twenty four hours a day. So I pick a channel and I sit down to watch it; and it's not like I haven't seen anime before you know, but every time I happen to mention that I don't personally like it, someone's head will pop out from under the nearest rock and say "But have you seen it lately? It's not like Sailor Moon anymore!" Because apparently the last five years has done for anime what silicon did for Alyssa Molino, you know. So I'm sitting in my chair and I turn on the anime and I've got my dick in my hand ready to jerk it to happy oblivion because apparently it's that fucking important. And hey, check this out, it's the same three-frame per second six-color crap it always was! You can watch this shit with Shockwave on a 486 and there wouldn't be any difference. And it's because we incinerated all of Japan's in-between artists at the end of World War 2 I know it. They can't make an hour long cartoon with more than a hundred frames in it because they've only got three mother fuckers left who can draw. And I can't jerk off to this, my dick would never respect me again. But suddenly, everyone's flooding in my room and they're like "Ohh you're watching Otagotcha Watamotigotchimona. This is the best show in all fucking existence." And now they're jerking their dicks off, and all I can think is that they don't deserve their dicks. What the fuck is making everyone go so batshit over anime? And then it occurs to me, it's fucking El Nino. Yeah, that's what it is. Some guy gets caught raping a dead squirrel and someone's going to blame El Nino for it. This is all El Nino's fault because that's where the aliens live with their damn mind rays that are making everyone fucking retarded. fuck South America! So I fire a bunch of nukes at South America so everyone's heads will suddenly be extracted from their asses again. And I do it anime style too, I narrate it as I'm doing it. So, I'm like "Ohh, did you know that I would send the most powerful force in the universe to destroy you today, but now you know because I'm the great warrior Anonymous, who's spirit was imprisoned by the god of penile dysfunction over a thousand years ago and have been waiting to be awakened this very day by the magical sound of the very last human putting his head up his ass, ohhh." Because that's a wonderful story you know, that's what makes anime so wonderful it's the story. It's the stories that make the anime so wonderful. The stories, that's what it is. You know, only their not stories! "Ohh telling a thousand years of history in thirty seconds in the middle of a movie," when you do that, that's not a fucking story. That's the fucking cincher OK? When you do that in the middle of a mental hospital they're give you a fucking lobotomy. So I launch the nukes at South America, and their like "Anonymous you bastard!" and I'm like, "Yeah fuck you, it had to be done." Which- but shit no I can't do that because it's got to be subtitled. I forgot it's got to be fucking subtitled. Because it's not "real anime" unless it's subtitled so we can hear the inflections in the voices. Yeah, forgot about that. Gotta hear the inflections in voices speaking a language we don't even fucking understand. Yeah, we can't live without that, can we? So I do it subtitled now right and they can't understand a fucking thing I'm saying but they can hear the inflection in my voice and that makes all the fuck of a difference. And except for one guy who goes "Hey if you want to read you should pick up a book." But it's OK, because he got the first nuke on his left nut the heathen round-eyed fuck. He probably used the word Japanimation anyway, which oh fuck you can't do that. You have to stop speaking whatever you speak and pronounce it in perfect Japanese. "It's on-e-may. Say on-e-may damn it. On-e-may!" Don't have to call German animation "zekendrickfilm", you don't have to call Russian animation "meltinicatsia", African animation isn't "iumbengosegoa," but you gotta say "anime" or they'll get pissed off until their man-tits start lactating. So, so the nukes melt the aliens in El Nino, and they scream "Oh what a world, what a world," right? And so now our brains can think again. Everything is cool right? We're cool? I consider the matter closed. Now can we PLEASE find something else to talk about?
 
Zephos said:
Seriously now do we need this much drama? Can you guys not use the scroll button? It's a god damn image thread on an internet forum for christ sakes.
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This.

We don't need to make a petition evey time someone posts something you don't like.
 
signed ..and signed again ..can I sign up more than twice if so ..signed again

cant they just have their own thread? they can just keep resurecting it everytime they need to post tentacle porn


also Darkside might be crazy ....crazy for thinking anyone's going to read that wall of text. jebus Darkside, paragraphs man, para-mother****ing-graphs
 
You'll eat my copypasta the exact way it was originally formatted. Fuck your paragraphs.
 
Darkside55 said:

What's so goddamn special about anime?

So I'm sitting here and I'm trying to figure out what's so goddamn special about anime. I'm still trying to figure that out. There's got to be a free dose of heroin in every DVD or something. Because you know, I can't walk out of the fucking door without someone talking about Inuyasha, and holy fuck Trigun is just the bee's knees. I'm taking a dump; I'm sitting on the toilet wiping my ass with bible pages (because that's what I use when I run out of toilet paper.) And someone's going to be standing there talking about how big of a boner they get over Tank Police and Neon Jell-O Evangelist or whatever the fuck. So I'm thinking Wow gee hosifat, this anime stuff has got to be some nifty shit. There had better be some sliced bread out there that can't get work anymore over this shit. The last time people had this much fun they just discovered they could get drunk and beat their kids. So this shit had better be able to cure AIDS and kill nuns it's that fucking great. Old people had better be turning off the I Dream of Jennie reunion to watch this shit it's that fucking great. So I sit down to watch anime. And it's not that hard because it's on every fucking channel. Six hundred and fifty trillion channels and their all playing anime twenty four hours a day. So I pick a channel and I sit down to watch it; and it's not like I haven't seen anime before you know, but every time I happen to mention that I don't personally like it, someone's head will pop out from under the nearest rock and say "But have you seen it lately? It's not like Sailor Moon anymore!" Because apparently the last five years has done for anime what silicon did for Alyssa Molino, you know. So I'm sitting in my chair and I turn on the anime and I've got my dick in my hand ready to jerk it to happy oblivion because apparently it's that fucking important. And hey, check this out, it's the same three-frame per second six-color crap it always was! You can watch this shit with Shockwave on a 486 and there wouldn't be any difference. And it's because we incinerated all of Japan's in-between artists at the end of World War 2 I know it. They can't make an hour long cartoon with more than a hundred frames in it because they've only got three mother fuckers left who can draw. And I can't jerk off to this, my dick would never respect me again. But suddenly, everyone's flooding in my room and they're like "Ohh you're watching Otagotcha Watamotigotchimona. This is the best show in all fucking existence." And now they're jerking their dicks off, and all I can think is that they don't deserve their dicks. What the fuck is making everyone go so batshit over anime? And then it occurs to me, it's fucking El Nino. Yeah, that's what it is. Some guy gets caught raping a dead squirrel and someone's going to blame El Nino for it. This is all El Nino's fault because that's where the aliens live with their damn mind rays that are making everyone fucking retarded. fuck South America! So I fire a bunch of nukes at South America so everyone's heads will suddenly be extracted from their asses again. And I do it anime style too, I narrate it as I'm doing it. So, I'm like "Ohh, did you know that I would send the most powerful force in the universe to destroy you today, but now you know because I'm the great warrior Anonymous, who's spirit was imprisoned by the god of penile dysfunction over a thousand years ago and have been waiting to be awakened this very day by the magical sound of the very last human putting his head up his ass, ohhh." Because that's a wonderful story you know, that's what makes anime so wonderful it's the story. It's the stories that make the anime so wonderful. The stories, that's what it is. You know, only their not stories! "Ohh telling a thousand years of history in thirty seconds in the middle of a movie," when you do that, that's not a fucking story. That's the fucking cincher OK? When you do that in the middle of a mental hospital they're give you a fucking lobotomy. So I launch the nukes at South America, and their like "Anonymous you bastard!" and I'm like, "Yeah fuck you, it had to be done." Which- but shit no I can't do that because it's got to be subtitled. I forgot it's got to be fucking subtitled. Because it's not "real anime" unless it's subtitled so we can hear the inflections in the voices. Yeah, forgot about that. Gotta hear the inflections in voices speaking a language we don't even fucking understand. Yeah, we can't live without that, can we? So I do it subtitled now right and they can't understand a fucking thing I'm saying but they can hear the inflection in my voice and that makes all the fuck of a difference. And except for one guy who goes "Hey if you want to read you should pick up a book." But it's OK, because he got the first nuke on his left nut the heathen round-eyed fuck. He probably used the word Japanimation anyway, which oh fuck you can't do that. You have to stop speaking whatever you speak and pronounce it in perfect Japanese. "It's on-e-may. Say on-e-may damn it. On-e-may!" Don't have to call German animation "zekendrickfilm", you don't have to call Russian animation "meltinicatsia", African animation isn't "iumbengosegoa," but you gotta say "anime" or they'll get pissed off until their man-tits start lactating. So, so the nukes melt the aliens in El Nino, and they scream "Oh what a world, what a world," right? And so now our brains can think again. Everything is cool right? We're cool? I consider the matter closed. Now can we PLEASE find something else to talk about?
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Block of death, ahoy!
 
Bad^Hat said:
We, the undersigned, petition that V-Man and DEATHMASTER cease posting anime/manga related images and videos forthwith. We, the undersigned have nothing against anime
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First I was like

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Darkside55 said:

What's so goddamn special about anime?

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Then I was like

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Oh I mostly post stuff in bucketloads when you noobs either:

1) Complain about it
2) Turn it into Textdump
 
Well that'd just turn you into a Snork once the radiation and mind **** waves hit.
 
atleast if they post funny things

most of those is just faces whit nonsense text and stuff that are only funny to people who watch the anime

and dont get me started on the hentai,post real girls instead
 
**** your petition! You cannot silence the japanerds, no matter how much you hate them.

note- I am not associated with them, I'm just all for free speech yo.
 
Less sexualised images of school girls is probably a good thing tbh.
 
i only like anime porn, thats it. Anime+Hot Chick=Win

loli ftw
 
I like about the same proportion of anime as I like anything else (precisely 9%) but...I do kind of agree with this. At least post something interesting.
 
I don't like Anime, but I'm not signing this.
 
Fair enough.
I'll compromise; is there some sort of comitee I could put my image past?

If not, I think I'll continue, but with more awareness of your feelings, hl2.net
 
V-Man339 said:
Fair enough.
I'll compromise; is there some sort of comitee I could put my image past?

If not, I think I'll continue, but with more awareness of your feelings, hl2.net
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Don't bother doing anything.

/adds VMan and Deathmaster to ignore list
 
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