Pets are hazardous to your health

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lol at number of people injured while running from their dog
 
haha that was ****ing hilarious. 43 people ran away from their cat and got injured.
 
Does choking on a piece of Dog bone count?
 
My cat has a habit of always cutting across just in front of people when they walk, and she walks ahead of them... so you kind of stumble as you have to quickly change your pace.

She's going to get herself killed that way.

One time I stepped on my cat. I was sitting in my dark room, and I turned around to quickly leave the room and didn't realize my cat was laying down behind my chair between the chair and the door.

I heard a loud painful cat shriek and my heart sunk. I was worried that I had completely crushed her insides and she was going to die of internal bleeding. She fled beneath the edge of my waterbed(waterbed... yes... shut up... it's just a handmedown)... and kept meowing in a way I never heard before. I was totally freaking out and kept calling to her and trying to reach her... worried sick she was going to die under there in pain and scared.

Luckily in the end it turns out I missed all the organs and all she was left with was a very bad bruise that eventually went away.

Happiest day of my life when I realized I didn't kill our cat.
 
Naph said:
In before Vegeta tears.
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What?

Edit: Oh, please don't tell me you are referring to my rage about the infographics in the image dump. This is nothing like those. There aren't even any graphs in it, just a helpful illustration and a table of stats. It's not huge or eccentric with a bunch of different fonts and colors and text sizes and retarded shit.
 
12 posts and no Krynn joke? Thank god its finally losing popularity.
 
Sorry I was distracted by Naph.

Um, let's see...


You're a dog.
 
Honestly my cat was in more danger of injury than I was when I was still at home. She just loved hanging around under my computer chair... right next to the wheels... without even making herself known.

Never did learn either. :|
 
Bad^Hat said:
Honestly my cat was in more danger of injury than I was when I was still at home. She just loved hanging around under my computer chair... right next to the wheels... without even making herself known.

Never did learn either. :|
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Yeah man... my cat does the same. In addition to the story I described earlier... I also now back up very very slowly. It gives her enough incentive to get the hell out of the way if she's there, so it doesn't catch her tail or her feet or something.

She's always stepping over and around the base. Drives me nuts. Lots of safe places in the room... near my chair isn't one of them.
 
My cat takes possession of the armchair by the fire in winter. I fought her for it once. She won. I still have the scar.
Embarrassingly, I was twice injured while running from cats. I was walking out the door one day and all of a sudden my cat came up behind me out of nowhere and latched on to the back of my leg. It took a while to shake him off. Another time, I was petting a neighbour's cat; he was all happy one minute but then he went crazy and managed to scratch my arm, face and leg at once before I managed to get away.
I stepped on my cat before too, he clawed his way up my shin before running off to hide under the table. I have multiple scars from when my cat was pregnant and moody and liked to sink her teeth into me. The same cat likes to sleep in the hot press and attack anyone who tries to take clothes out of it. The other one comes and sits on my desk when I'm trying to work and scratches me if I try to move him.

Cats are dangerous. Don't get one. Especially don't get two.
 
Man wtf do you guys do to your cats? I've met like three cats that have ever tried to scratch or bite me with the intent of actually hurting me (rather than territorial or play scratching). Hell, I've gotten so-called "cold-hearted violent bastard" cats to warm up to me in minutes.
 
I used to train my cats to be assholes. Asshole cats are the best kind. Life is so much fun when you have a cat hiding under the couch waiting to ambush you when you go to the kitchen in the dark for a glass of water.
 
Krynn72 said:
Life is so much fun when you have a cat hiding under the couch waiting to ambush you when you go to the kitchen in the dark for a glass of water.
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Absolutely. My cat has a little den inside the lining on the underside of the couch, we turned the couch on its side once and a load of half eaten food fell out that he had stashed in there. It's always better to put your feet up when sitting on the couch in my house; you could lose them otherwise.
 
I think it's funny that cats are such terrible pets that you have to actually train them to be interesting or fun.
 
In this post, Sheepo forgets that dogs have to be trained too.
 
Only problem I had with a cat is that they never ****ing shut up.I hate it. MAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO like a ****ing siren.
So in addition to punching a dog, i have punched many cats.

Edit: ^^ haha Yeah seriously, dogs if anything needs to be trained.
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
I think it's funny that cats are such terrible pets that you have to actually train them to be interesting or fun.
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When was the last time your stupid dog ambushed you? It doesnt even know what ambush means.

@Rizzo, you must have gotten a shitty breed of cat. Both cats I've had never made a sound unless they needed to be let into a room or fed.
 
I laughed at the 40 idiots who injured themselves whilst walking their cat.
 
Stigmata said:
In this post, Sheepo forgets that dogs have to be trained too.
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I never said that dogs didn't need to be trained. I only said they didn't need to be trained to be awesome.
Krynn72 said:
When was the last time your stupid dog ambushed you? It doesnt even know what ambush means.
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ALL THE TIME. And he's fat and old too. My dog is old and fat and he's still way more fun than your stupid furniture that shits.
 
Yeah but that's the thing, the basterd's always hungry. He disappeared once, had him with me when I was living at a different place for a while, so this stupid **** forgets to close the door. He's outside alot, so I specifically told her to close it. One week later he came back but he's hungry all the time.

But even if I kick the cat from time to time, not hard mind you, more like a shove, it's not the cat I punched. It was at my cousins house, and she was doing something, and from out of nowhere her cat pounce her, and claws the shit out of her. I couldn't help it but I laughed alot at that.
 
Don't shove cats around :( Nobody likes to be shoved.
 
Then they should stay out of my way!

/me shoves Stigmata
 
punching is ok but shoving, now that's just cruel!
 
If you want me out of your way, punch me like a man!
 
Some people like to be punched, but nobody likes to be shoved.
 
Stigmata said:
Man wtf do you guys do to your cats? I've met like three cats that have ever tried to scratch or bite me with the intent of actually hurting me (rather than territorial or play scratching). Hell, I've gotten so-called "cold-hearted violent bastard" cats to warm up to me in minutes.
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Cats and kids. Not a good mix.

The cat we had when I was like four would claw the everloving shit out of my face whenever I tried to pick it up.

In contrast, the cats we have at the moment are timid as hell. Can take them months to warm up to strangers, and even with us they're pretty luke warm most of the time. They're prone to get really affectionate at times, but the only time I've ever seen them get violent is when we have to give them flea shots. They HATE that shit.

PvtRyan said:
I laughed at the 40 idiots who injured themselves whilst walking their cat.
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Cats and leashes. Also not a good mix.

(Yes I know this is old as hell, but hey it's relevant.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnyDPgPUBas
 
OP finally settles that cats are actually (and as we all already knew) better than dogs. unless youre into your pet causing you pain (sheepo, you sick ****).

unfortunately my stupid gf is allergic to cats
 
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