Pieces of Meat

[TechnoHippyChic]

...to the tune of "Pieces of Me" by Ashlee Simpson


On a Monday, I am waiting
And by Tuesday, they're delaying
And by Wednesday, might as well sleep
Then the forum changes, I see you
And the darkness is a tan view
Cause you've come to inform me

Fall, I hope fall comes so fast
I can hardly save my health
I hope it lasts

Ohhh
It seems like I can finally blow the head off something real
I like the way that feels
Ohhh
It's as if ya knew me better
Than I ever knew Dhabib
I love how you can jib
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of meat
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of meat

It is gloomy, and moody
I get restless, and defensive
When the Combine start to come
When I post bugs, you listen
Make me happy, with your missions
And I won't stop 'til it's done

Ohh, the bullets come so fast
I'm about to hit the ground
It's kickin my ass

Ohhh
It seems like I can finally blow the head off something real
I like the way that feels
Ohhh
It's as if ya knew me better
Than I ever knew Dhabib
I love how you can jib
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of meat

How do ya know?
Every move I'm about to make
Am i that obvious?
And if there's a target on my face
I hope it never goes, away
Yea

On a Monday I am waiting
By Tuesday, you're delaying
Into goldness
So I start Steam

Ohhh
It seems like I can finally blow the head off something real
I like the way that feels
Ohhh
It's as if ya knew me better
Than I ever knew Dhabib
I love how you can jib
Ohhh
I love how you can jib
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of meat
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of meat

 

[CyberSh33p]

who the hell is ashlee simpson :|

and I'm hungry now, thanks...

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

She's a pop singer, you'd have to have heard the song to get this...

 

[CyberSh33p]

she's kinda cute, in the sense that I don't see too many dark haired girls.

but for the most part I don't like femalre singers specialy not pop. or whatever. just not most. I'll make an exception for the new pornographer's girl, and, um.... I guess thats all I can think of right now.

 

[un0x]

she's kinda cute, in the sense that I don't see too many dark haired girls.

but for the most part I don't like femalre singers specialy not pop. or whatever. just not most. I'll make an exception for the new pornographer's girl, and, um.... I guess thats all I can think of right now.

I believe the hair is painted black . She's the sister of the other Simpson, from MTV.. Jessica? ...I know way too much about this :angry:

About the female singers... what about Gwen Stefani

 

[KagePrototype]

This could turn into an interesting thread..

Hero of The Day (A tribute to Final Fantasy addicts)
(Sung to the tune of "Hero Of The Day", by Metallica)

Momma let me beat this guy

The save point burns to light
A way back in
It's time to fight
Against that villain Sin

We're off to fight in Final Fantasy
Oh but if we should fall
by Seymor's wicked ways

Still the save point burns
Time so quickly turns
Someone else is calling
"You gotta clean your room"
"I'll get to it soon"
"Can't you here your chores a callin"

Momma let me beat this guy
Just let me beat this guy

Excuse me while I break to play blitz ball
These guys can't swim
It looks like they just crawl

Don't want your Aeon's aid
But the swords I made
With Riku can't pierce or heal
No I I'm not OD
so please excuse me while
Use the move escaaaaaape

But now the game
Is getting lame
Because it's so darn hard
So go to the mall
And have a ball
And buy a strategy guide

So I can't here my
Chores a callin NOOOO

Still the save point burns
Time so quickly turns
Someone else is calling
"You gotta clean your room "
"I'll get to it soon"
"Can't you here your chores a callin'?"

But now the game
Is just getting lame
Because it's so darn hard
So go to the mall
And have a ball
And buy a strategy guide

So I can't here my
Chores a callin NOOOO

Still the save point burns
Time so quickly turns
Someone else is calling
"You gotta clean your room"
"I'll get to it soon"
"Can't you here your chores calling"

Mamma let me beat this guy
Mamma let me beat this guy
Momma let me beat this guy
Momma let me
Momma let me
Momma let me beat this guy (Momma let me beat this guy)
Momma let me beat this guy (Momma let me beat this guy)
Momma let me
Momma let meeeeeeeeeeeeee

For reference, here are the actual lyrics.

 

[h00dlum]

Shes Jessica Simpsons little sister..

 

[CyberSh33p]

I believe the hair is painted black . She's the sister of the other Simpson, from MTV.. Jessica? ...I know way too much about this :angry:

About the female singers... what about Gwen Stefani

haven't heard her keep in mind when I said didn't like I meant audibly...

and they always sing about whiny stuff

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Gwen Stefani and No Doubt rock...