Sui
Tank
- Joined
- Jan 15, 2004
- Messages
- 5,998
- Reaction score
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Narrator: The sun was spilling over the horizon as if a thousand rotten eggs had been pooled together to form the ultimate omelette. Our heroes scraped through the waves of the seven dinner plates on a small spork, heading to the nearby port town of Hungrieth. [br]
Arrr. What be all the commotion ab't? [br]
Have you not hearde, poor nave? We are to participate in a glorious duel! [br]
Ye got me out'a bed f'this? Arr, a plague o' rats upon ye! [br]
Quell thy haste, and I shall recite the declaration, as it came from thy king himself! [br]
Lol wut a nub, learn to type noob lol [br]
Jus' let 'im talk, so I can get back t' sleepin'. [br]
And on the fifth of the twentieth, at the eve of the fourth month, there will be a mighty battle between honorary knight and lowly pirate! [br]
Gahr. It be soundin' like scurvy in a buket. [br]
Lololol cun I join? [br]
Shut yer trap! [br]
Lol wtf team damage [br]
Sheathe thy weapon, worthy adversary! [br]
Omg thas it im gonna own u [br]
Have at ye! [br] [br]
Narrator: And so the great and noble playtest began. The vegetables danced across the kitchen table, stabbing and dodging, while shrapnel-peas blasted into the great unknown and poorly-sliced cucumbers clashed in an epic conflict.
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[br]Yarr. The website be 'ere. Enter at y'er own peril!
Narrator: And so the great and noble playtest began. The vegetables danced across the kitchen table, stabbing and dodging, while shrapnel-peas blasted into the great unknown and poorly-sliced cucumbers clashed in an epic conflict.
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