Pizza Vending Machine has Finally Arrived

[Dan]

http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKTRE52P5LT20090326?sp=true
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article5924927.ece

Bob Bibleman has had bad luck with technology lately. The last time a robot cooked for him he found himself involved in some sort of quasi-military intrigue, and his robot lawnmower sure seems like it's up to something. But when ol' Bob ran across a report in the Times (UK) that a venerable Italian gentleman named Claudio Torghele had invented "Let's Pizza" -- a machine that makes pizza from scratch, in three minutes -- he decided to give technology one more chance. The device sports a glass window through which you can watch the machine mix and knead the dough, spin it into shape, add the sauce and toppings, and cook it to perfection. A pie will run you about ?3.50 (or just under five bucks), and the machine is due to hit the streets sometime this summer. Now that Mr. Bibleman has that sorted out, maybe he'll be brave enough to let technology help him with other areas of his life -- we hear that JDate's really something.
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Watch it in action: http://multimedia.asiaone.com/Multimedia/News/Story/A1Multimedia20090327-6272.html

 

[Minister]

Tasty.

We have a toasty vending machine on campus. Tastes pretty nasty to be honest.

 

[No Limit]

Pure awesomeness.

 

[Godron]

The future is here, people.

 

[CptStern]

I'm not buying a pizza from a guy who by day masquerades as a pizza salesman but by night is a caped crusader for Jesus

also society has now hit rock bottom

 

[Absinthe]

You know, this is a good thing.

 

[nurizeko]

Awesomesauce.

 

[Dalamari]

Three minutes?

I'm not standing around a ****ing vending machine for THREE GOD DAMN MINUTES

**** this shit in it's shithole **** nuts cum ****

 

[Stigmata]

About time we had some proper price competition for Domino's.

 

[Reginald]

Three minutes?

I'm not standing around a ****ing vending machine for THREE GOD DAMN MINUTES

**** this shit in it's shithole **** nuts cum ****

If they put them by public toilets, you put your money in, go for a shit, then come out and re-fill your bowels.

But I suppose people could steal it if it finishes before you do. D:

 

[The Monkey]

I bet it will taste like shit.

 

[Kyorisu]

I bet it will taste like shit.

Well it'd taste better than the machines we used to have down here in a few servos. Same idea except they cooked a pre-made pizza. Tasted god awful.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Mmmm...more convenient fat.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I have no idea what this thread is about, but thankyou for introducing me to the [indent] command.

Edit: Whoa where the hell is my edit OH THERE IT IS. Oh indent.