police:"honey you look prettier that before!..you have like a extra boob or something"
wife:" dam where you get this stuff it makes the brownies waaaaaaaaay better"
police:"it was in a confiscationg or something like that hehe....omg! OMG! that means........hey my hands are huge! ooohhohohohohoo..."
wife:"honey pass me your cellphone I have to call someone"
police:"ohohoooo is my belt....oh my hands are awsome!"
wife:*grabs gun* "how you use this cellphone? where you..*gunshot*
police:"what da?!
wife:"wow thats some weird cellphone!"
police:"hehehehe you almost blown your brains out honey!"
*both laughs*