Poll: Chuck Norris vs Short Recoil - Who would win in a fight?

Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or short recoil?

  • Chuck Norris

    Votes: 38 42.7%

  • short recoil

    Votes: 51 57.3%
  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
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I think this is a very important question and must be answered.

Please provide your reasons and math if applicable.
 
short recoil; Because he is able to deflect bullets with a katana, run faster than trucks, jump from skyscrapers, beat holes into metal plates and he is a ninja. With guns. Lots of guns.
 
That's like asking God if he could create a Pizza so hot, not even he could eat it.

It can't be answered.
 
Beerdude26 said:
short recoil; Because he is able to deflect bullets with a katana, run faster than trucks, jump from skyscrapers, beat holes into metal plates and he is a ninja. With guns. Lots of guns.
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I agree. But on the other hand, Chuck Norris can shoot a plane down by pointing at it and saying 'Bang!'
 
Chuck Norris, because I said so. I'm always right.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't have a sodding chance, why are you even asking?
Short recoil goes to donate blood, but refuses syringes and instead requests and gun and a bucket, he also fries ants with a magnifying glass. At night. (Short Recoil is tougher than Vin i'm sorry Intel)

**** yes.
 
There would be no winner... They would be doing battle for the rest of time.
It's a sad sad story :(
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Chuck Norris doesn't have a sodding chance, why are you even asking?
Short recoil goes to donate blood, but refuses syringes and instead requests and gun and a bucket, he also fries ants with a magnifying glass. At night.

**** yes.
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qfa
 
Oh, and short recoil can also impregnate women by just looking at them.
 
I think it would be really close. Keep in mind that short recoil can survive anything, which probably overrides Chuck Norris's ability to mortally roundhouse kick anything. Also I'm sure short recoil has many tricks up his sleeve that Chuck Norris is too old to counter.

so short recoil ftw!
 
Muffin Man said:
you forgot to factor in the beard
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Interesting point. If short recoil tries to strike Chuck Norris in the face, Norris's beard may prick short recoil's fist and inject fatal neurotoxins. I mean, who knows what could be in that beard. It's certainly a wild card at the least. Rumors have it that the beard can also deflect bullets, so short recoil would have to take extra careful aim.
 
Jesus...WHY EVEN MAKE THIS THREAD? We know who'd win. Hands DOWN.

Recoil Short has the ability to leap down stairs, dance on one foot and squash lady birds (I'm telling you that takes GUTS)

Chuck is out before the bell rings. Dood.
 
Just look at my avatar...

Chuck is immortal, he's a God. I mean, he can't die. He's been a super American patriotic Delta Force soldier!

Short recoil has no chance to survive make your time.
 
Oh, and short recoil can also cure himself from all diseases. Including cancer.
 
Well lets see, seriously speaking.
He's older than my dad, i'm 19, young and fit.

He has pretty well grandmastered TKD and karate fighting styles, i've trained myself in my own style of "auto fighting", you react without thinking, making the reaction speed much faster.

He's got more chest hair than me. (prob disadvantage in a fight)

I presume i have a bigger cock than him. (prob disadvantage in a fight)

I can run faster than him, even if he's in a land rover.

He's american.............

I think with him being 60 something and everything i would at least be equally matched, i do have to say however if he was still like 25 he would beat me.
It also depends where the fight takes place, in a forest at night i'd prob win with my excellent senses, in a taxidermy shop he'd win because he'd be camouflaged against the bears n stuff.
 
Beerdude26 said:
Oh, and short recoil can also cure himself from all diseases. Including cancer.
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And Chuck Norris can cure AIDS with round house kicks to the face. So what's your point? :hmph:
 
short recoil said:
Well lets see, seriously speaking.
He's older than my dad, i'm 19, young and fit.

He has pretty well grandmastered TKD and karate fighting styles, i've trained myself in my own style of "auto fighting", you react without thinking, making the reaction speed much faster.

He's got more chest hair than me. (prob disadvantage in a fight)

I presume i have a bigger cock than him. (prob disadvantage in a fight)

I can run faster than him, even if he's in a land rover.

He's american.............

I think with him being 60 something and everything i would at least be equally matched, i do have to say however if he was still like 25 he would beat me.
It also depends where the fight takes place, in a forest at night i'd prob win with my excellent senses, in a taxidermy shop he'd win because he'd be camouflaged against the bears n stuff.
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Ok, we can close this thread now
 
Chuck Norris, because short recoil is a fictional character.
 
Short Recoil would use Gorilla Warfairy, hence securing a victory.

Also, by punching holes in landrovers, he has established that he can punch holes in Chuck Norris.
 
ha!

There is no contest, Short Recoil would just kill him with his awesome presence. Poor Chuckie's head would simply implode.
 
This is the stupidest most pointless thread I think I have ever seen and I'm ashamed and physically sickened that any member of this forum could participate in this "debate" and not vote for SR.
You've gone wrong.

Icarusintel said:
Pi has a good point, besides, this thread is useless without pics
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I'd hit it.
 
Chuck Norris can make a girl pregnant by pointing at her and saying Boo-Ya.

When Chuck Norris drinks, alcohol does not go into his blood, blood goes into his alcohol.

God doesn't let bad things happen to good people, Chuck Norris does.

Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Chuck can't wear gloves or shoes or he goes to jail on 4 counts of concealing deadly weapons.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris has a reinforced titanium toilet, as his urine is shot out with such amazing force it would shatter a standard porcelain toilet.

CHUCK NORRIS was a vietnam vet, in world war 2.................

The average lifespan of a human is 69years because thats how long Chuck Norris lets them live for.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris makes beef jerky by roundhouse kicking cows so hard that moisture leaves their body.

Chuck Norris' beard was the inspiration for steel wool.

TOP THAT!
 
Dog-- said:
Chuck Norris can make a girl pregnant by pointing at her and saying Boo-Ya.

When Chuck Norris drinks, alcohol does not go into his blood, blood goes into his alcohol.

God doesn't let bad things happen to good people, Chuck Norris does.

Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Chuck can't wear gloves or shoes or he goes to jail on 4 counts of concealing deadly weapons.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris has a reinforced titanium toilet, as his urine is shot out with such amazing force it would shatter a standard porcelain toilet.

CHUCK NORRIS was a vietnam vet, in world war 2.................

The average lifespan of a human is 69years because thats how long Chuck Norris lets them live for.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris makes beef jerky by roundhouse kicking cows so hard that moisture leaves their body.

Chuck Norris' beard was the inspiration for steel wool.

TOP THAT!
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Short Recoil.



I topped that as concisely as possible.
 
What are you talking about, did you even read the facts?
 
I'm disgusted the poll's as close as it is. You people make me sick.
 
el Chi said:
I'm disgusted the poll's as close as it is. You people make me sick.
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And yes, these unenlightened parasites are disgusting!

edit: hmm
 
I bet you the same people that voted no in the cat poll voted chuck here.
 
Dog-- said:
Chuck Norris can make a girl pregnant by pointing at her and saying Boo-Ya.

short recoil can make girls pregnant by having them inhale his sweat.

When Chuck Norris drinks, alcohol does not go into his blood, blood goes into his alcohol.

When short recoil drinks, he immediatly regrets it and starts doing 8 million push ups. Every second.

God doesn't let bad things happen to good people, Chuck Norris does.

short recoil hates aggressive people. He just starts walking into their general direction and they tend to supernova out of absolute fear.

Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.

It is presumed the penis of short recoil takes up 35% of his body mass.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

short recoil's katana is faster :p

Chuck can't wear gloves or shoes or he goes to jail on 4 counts of concealing deadly weapons.

short recoil often has to run around in complete black clothing, as people will often mistake him for the new messias if he doesn't

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

when girls all over the world go to sleep every night, they checks their closets for short recoil.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

short recoil doesn't need books. He instantly telepathically knows every piece of information he has to know.

Chuck Norris has a reinforced titanium toilet, as his urine is shot out with such amazing force it would shatter a standard porcelain toilet.

short recoil isn't allowed to drive cars, as the force exerted by his hand on the door portal when slammed shut is so large, it may create a black hole.

CHUCK NORRIS was a vietnam vet, in world war 2.................

short recoil is only 19 and he has achieved more than anyone in the world.

The average lifespan of a human is 69years because thats how long Chuck Norris lets them live for.

So only nine years and poor Chuck will be no more :|

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

short recoil doesn't need sleep. He forces his brains to stay awake by awesome control over his hormones.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

short recoil is able to cure himself from every disease. Including cancer and AIDS.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

in 1945, a random German in a little bunker got kicked the sh*t out of him by short recoil.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

When asked if short recoil ever needs time to react, he forces them to commit hara-kiri with a butter knife with his eyes.

Chuck Norris makes beef jerky by roundhouse kicking cows so hard that moisture leaves their body.

short recoil is able to create any food that is known to mankind by snapping his fingers.

Chuck Norris' beard was the inspiration for steel wool.

scientists looked at short recoil's cell structure to make biotitanium.

TOP THAT!
I just did.
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So there :p
 
Beerdude:

Hahahah so awesome. Short Recoil now wins hands down. Case settled.
 
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