Poll Story - Part 2

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You wake up. You get dressed, and you get out of the house, almost asleep, to get a donut and some other form of meal. Suddenly, you realize that the architecture of your hometown has changed. The city seems to have gotten old, at least by 15 years. The buildings mostly have cracks pits and simply look like they've been through a lot. However, the govermental buildings are all brand-new, and shine in the white, glaring sun of midsummer.

You turn around, confused, and noticed a poster, a meter wide and two times as tall, on the wall behind you. The poster dipicts Bush's face. Under the portrait, the caption reads: "For Freedom!". Horrified, you start to back up, but then you hit a giant billboard's leg. The billboard reads: "WE LOVE YOU, MR. P!". Your legs give in to shock.

Suddenly, a truck filled with uniformed police wearing riot gear speeds in your neighborhood. They storm a buisness building, waving batons, and promtly drag a dozen people out, beat them on their heads, and drive off with them. The other people in you neighborhood, however, seem to take no notice of the raid that just happened.

Then, you notice a female police officer staring at you. She seems to be reaching for something on her waist while not taking her eyes off you.

What do you do?

You decide to ask the female police officer what is going on. As you approach, you notice through her clear plexiglass visor her beautiful blue eyes and long flowing golden hair and blah blah blah.

She replies: "What? Have you been living under a rock for 10 years?"

You decide that telling her that you seemed to have been teleported to a parellel universe will only serve to land you in a mental asylum, so you make up something about you having a memory problem.

Still looking suspicious, she says: "Let me check your retinas for identification..." and pulls out a very complicated and vicious looking ice cream scoop.

You start to feel a bit uneasy so you make a run for it. However, you don't get too far, as she shoots you with a tazer and you fall to the ground, paralyzed. She grabs your head, and punches the scoop in you eye.

"No identification? But..... A SPY? YOU SON OF A B*TH, YOU WERE A PAKI SPY ALL ALONG!"

You try to explain, but your words come out as: "I erble baser erbl ulresl nor herr."

She knocks you out with her baton.

* * *

You wake up in a prison cell. As you start to look around, you can see that this place was not meant for human habitation. Spiderwed cracks make up the entire wall, and filthy-looking unknown brown substances are smeared on the floor. The only clean wall has a propaganda poster with Ann Coulter on it, with the caption reading: "For liberty and the American way!" There is a window, however, and the grills seem to be weak.

What do you do?

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[Steven]

bash the metal door casue it's illogical.

 

[Danimal]

Try to escape through the window by kicking the grill.

Waiting it out would be stupid, countries execute foriegn spies.